We're best friends, right CrazyMan? Remind me never to pi$$ you off.
You don't wanna pi$$ me off either.
My now ex hubby (well, common law hubby-we were never formally married) ran off to vegas with a stripper named "Candy."
he was an alki big time and very abusive to me and the kids-had been wanting to leave him for a long time but never had the guts. Or the money too. Until he ran off with his new stripper girl friend for 8 days.
Day 3 into his Vegas trip he calls me up and said to sell his 1967 Chevy (he had rebuilt one from scratch to sell, had another 69 Chevy about 80% complete) and said to send the money to him so he can keep fueling his long weekend in Vegas with Candy.
I was pissed, had no money to leave him and got a bright idea.
Not only did I sell his 67 chevy, but I sold sold the 69 chevy and his brand new off the lot paid for in cash only 22.8 miles on it Harley bike.
Sold the 67 chevy for $20 (told me to sell it for whatever I could get for it... )
Kept the $1000 I got for the 69 Chevy and the $5000 I got for the Harley. Hell, I even drove the guy who bought all three vehicles off of me down to the DMV to transfer the title over right then and there. I even offered to pay for it to be transferred over with the money he gave me to buy the vehicles. LOL I'm sure he thought I was some crazy women.
Ex hubby-stupid him-he had signed the part of the title your supposed to fill out when you sell it-he did it so so he wouldn't forget when he got ready to sell them and at the time accidentally did the same thing with the Harley title.
I wired him the $20 I got for the Chevy he told me to sell packed up some important paper work like the kid's birth certificates and some clothes. Bought the first used car I could find and left his @ss. Packed a few things in the car, the kids and the dog. I told the kids to stay put in the car, I'd be back in about 30 minutes or so. I went back inside to do one last thing....
I donned a neighbors bee keeper's out fit and carefully brought in a wasps nest I'd been pestering him to get rid of that was about 10 feet away from our back deck- he refused to let me hire a pest controller to remove it-mainly because he was too cheap-largest dam wasps nest I'd ever seen- even our poor dog was scared to go near it- and left it on his (our former) bed.
I returned the bee keepers suit and left for my cousins house. Haven't looked back since.
From what I heard when he got home and found out what I did to his cars...he was pissed.
Much later I found out from an ex coworker of his that my ex had to pay little over $850 to an exterminator to come out four times to get rid of the wasps and nasty vermin the wasps brought in. Had he let me hire the exterminator in the first place it would have taken only two visits and $150.
So yea, don't piss me off cuz I'll sell your car for $20 and leave a wasps nest in your house.
