Fantasy Island

[ozcar]

A big bang and everything start over again

[Squid]

Everyone would treat the earth gently and kindly.... and do the right thing toward the environment-at all times.

[hotpinklovesofa]

A goodnight's sleep

[Squid]

A full-time robotic servant

[ozcar]

Endless partying at Squid's place

[Squid]

Wooo hoooo!  Party at my place!

Make that an army of robotic servants to see to my guests.

[ozcar]

Seeing Squid's robots go bezerk from RFI because  all the guests are using cell phones

[Squid]

Robots rebel against Ozcar's shenanigans and attack him and.... well, it's not pretty.

[ozcar]

lots of RFI producing equipment to render the robots inoperable

[Squid]

A week's worth of national holidays, consecutively.

[hotpinklovesofa]

No calorie frozen margaritas

[Squid]

Maximum effect of any amount of alcohol:  slight buzz.  No more drunkenness 

[hotpinklovesofa]

Pain free labor and delivery sans pharmaceuticals

[Squid]

Every child is wanted, loved, respected, encouraged, fully educated and cherished.

[hotpinklovesofa]

Rape culture no longer exists anywhere in the world

[Squid]

All puppy mills vanish from the face of the earth and only reputable breeders remain

[hotpinklovesofa]

Politicians would cut the shit and get to work or face deportation (looking at you Ted Cruz)

[Squid]

All my paperwork would be perfectly done just by snapping my fingers.

[hotpinklovesofa]

Where shredding mountains of paper takes five minutes, the shredder doesn't overheat or get stuck and no little bits of paper fall on the ground

[Squid]

NO HUMIDITY - EVER!