Just make up off the wall stuff or say things that people believe are superstitious... "'" You don't have to answer if it's in question form.
I'll start with...
Did you know if you drink water with a alien present you will get pregnant?
Did you know if 8 hrs of your night is miss'n and u cant account for it...u prob jus got pregnant....and look at Pogo Palek strange...and Harley...it happens to him all the time... "lock your windows ladies"
Did you know if you locked your windows at night that you will wake up with one green toenail and 2 gray hairs.
well that DNA wont be hard to match up... will it... lmao
Do you know if u lay in bed and wish a upon a star... the aliens will come from Jupiter and answer u....
Did you know if you steal a carrot from a rabbit, you will never find a battery to energize you again.
:ooo here ya go ribbit ribbit... Im so sorry... plez take this carrot back...
Do you know if a <> bite your neck you wont get pregnant....
Here <> bite my neck and anything else you feel the need to. :,
Did you know if first butterfly you see of the year is white with one purple spot on it, you will win 5 badges in one day?
Did u know that breakin a mirror will not give u 10 yrs of bad luck... jus wont be able to see how ugly everyone else sees u... rofl
LOL You're bad...
Did you know that if you carve a pumpkin 23 hours before halloween, you will wake up to pumpkin seeds in your armpits.
You know, when someone says... its not what you think.......punch them dead in the face... cuz it is always what u dont think it is.
Did you know when you wear eyeliner and dark eye shadow it means your related to a vampire whose brother is married to your sisters uncles dog?
Pickin up a pennies off the street is not good luck... its so nasty and germy....
Chronic master-self-stimulation will not make u blind... jus very very sleepy... lmao
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on October 21, 2006, 02:35:02 PM
Chronic master-self-stimulation will not make u blind... jus very very sleepy... lmao
I can barely keep my eyes open now. :))
Kissing on the first date does make you easy, but who cares. :,
Goin to 3rd base on the first day do not make u easy... jus impatient for not waitin for a homerun.... lol
Entering the wet T shirt contests EVERY SINGLE night in your town does not make you a ho.
like heck it doesnt... rofl
Playin house or doctors at a young age to not make u a better housekeeper or doctor.... rofl
LOL
Walking on the cracks in sidewalks doesn't break your mothers back, it makes all your cracks bigger.
Typin in caps yellin at us on the forum do not mean we READ you any louder...lmao
breaking a mirror dont make you have 7 years bad luck
rolling your eyes up in your head will make them get stuck up there
Sticking your finger up your nose will really make it bleed only if it's Tuesday.
If you leave your door open you will live in a barn :)))
if you sleep late on the 14th of every month,it will cause you to miss out on a lot of things :))
If a dog walks over a bridge it will bounce up and down
If a leave falls on your head you are doomed to be stupid!!
If a black cat cross your path ur have bad luck...somebody is gonna die that u know.
If you walk through a door backwards, your kids will have dyslexia
Quote from: Tara on October 23, 2006, 07:10:33 PM
If you walk through a door backwards, your kids will have dyslexia
if u open a umbrella inside the house, it will stop the rain :o0
If you dance naked your boobs will sag before the age of 25 <:>
wonder how Tara's boobs look... (oopz that didnt come out right) lmao
wearin a girdle all the time will not firm your body and make u lose weight
if a black cat passes in front you
If you step on a crack ....you break your Mamas back
going under a ladder
If he cheats once ...he'll always cheat (superstition my :o0 thats a fact)
amen on that token
If you wear green on the second Tuesday of the week you will win a million dollars the next Friday.
If you place your shoes under the bed while trying to conceive you will have a girl
If you do it doggie style you will have puppies ;::
If you chop down a cherry tree you'll never tell a lie
If you lie once ur always lie
If you believe everyone on the internet your fingernails will fall off.
If farts are green then your face is blue
ufo are flying kites
Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or a brown dog.
Crossing a road hopping on one foot while chewing bubble gum and snapping your fingers doesn't mean a thing. :-X
try patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time really fast meaning nothing
Farting on someone you love is a mating call.
licking on some1 face mean they like yo
Pee in someones pool and the water will turn red
kicking some1 in the :o0 mean you needed it
Driving blindfolded means your going to be a race car driver.
Quote from: Tara on October 28, 2006, 06:33:53 PM
Farting on someone you love is a mating call.
lmao...u cant steal my love proof idea... lmao
holdin your breath when you have the hiccups will only cause death... lmao
Quote from: Tara on October 30, 2006, 11:21:27 AM
Driving blindfolded means your going to be a race car driver.
Too funny (((((Tara)))))
sneezing without a tissue makes the situation very sticky
playin by yourself all the time as a child will not make you have split personalities when ur older.....oopz Bree proved that is true... lmao
Ghosts
Seeing things that really are not there means
A you had a bit to much to drink
B you took too many drugs
C Your a paranoid sucka
D all the above
D
coming to this site will not make you smarter, but it will sure entertain ya <:> <..>
rofl @ Blue... aint that the truth
Wearin your panties backwards after you wore them for 24 hrs do not mean they will be fresh.... lmao
Mommy always said that If I played with matches, I would pee the bed, she lied, I played with matches and burned the smoke house down
My dad alwaya said if you play with "it" you will go blind... He was wrong, I just needed glasses
:)) @ Humping
My Mom told me to never put my shoes on the table, or someone in the family would die, sure enough 3 yrs later Uncle Fred died and He was only 96 years old.............go figure
Walkin under a ladder is bad luck...
Walking on a crack will break your mothers back
A black cat runnin cross your path means death or bad luck...
Pullin pud to much will make ya go blind
dont make that face it will freeze like that
Let it soak if ya want to put a tail on a boy
Put a pill between your knees will keep you from gettin pregnant... :-X
Don't sit on a tombstone, You'll be next :oo
Ridin position will get you a boy baby.....
Abstinence is not all what it's cracked up to be, ask the Virgin Mary
Playin with Gamer will not get you pregnant :)) :))
Tell a lie and your nose will grow, tell 2 lies and your hose will grow
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 05, 2007, 03:07:00 AM
Tell a lie and your nose will grow, tell 2 lies and your hose will grow
no wonder this male friend of mine always lies!!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, you'll get knocked up if the rubber busts :oo
keep roling your eyes up in your head they will get stuck up there
if you hang up side down to long, your brains will fall out.............this does not apply to TMT, she hasn't any :)) :))
Stayin up on Christmas Eve will not prevent Santa from comin to your house... he cant see if you've been good or nice.
If you look at a naked girl, It will give for hard feelings
Playin with dolls as a lil boy will make you not str8 as an adult....
Lieing will make your nose grow
When you lose a tooth put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy....
If you wont be good Santa wont come this year
Early withdrawal from the bank.....is not a reliable planned parenthood.... a deposit of any kind can cause an unplanned delivery 9 months later
standin on your head will make your brains fall out
Angel cake is not made by angels...
step on a crack will NOT break your mother back
Breakin a mirror will not cause u 7yrs of bad luck....
Not posting for a day wont make you gay :)) :)) :))
Gamer postin 250 Posts a day means he will have good fortune the rest of his life.... I guess to catch Tara's 19thou... he will post 500 post a day... lmao
Waking up on the wrong side of the bed makes you cranky is so much B.S. It meant I got lucky O0
Black cat crossin ya path means bad luck....
Bats will attack you is malarky
Findin a 4-leaf clover is good luck....
Did you know putting baking soda on your eye lids won't do a damn thing? :))
I bet u tried it too... lol
Wale up on wrong side of bed will make your whole day bad luck....
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 01, 2007, 10:36:12 PM
I bet u tried it too... lol
Wale up on wrong side of bed will make your whole day bad luck....
Wale up? what is that? lmaooooooooooooooo
Did you know if you used spell check you have a 50% chance of not making a typo? :^*
Quote from: Tara on March 03, 2007, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 01, 2007, 10:36:12 PM
I bet u tried it too... lol
Wale up on wrong side of bed will make your whole day bad luck....
Wale up? what is that? lmaooooooooooooooo
Did you know if you used spell check you have a 50% chance of not making a typo? :^*
Tell that to Bree :))
Did you know if you scratched your head with two fingers while tapping your right foot that your left foot will never get broken? :,
This topic's dead, it deserves a good bump :^* :P
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:)) I thought that was Tokens sign for her salad
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 16, 2007, 07:01:26 PM
:)) I thought that was Tokens sign for her salad
:))
Did you know that if you pick your nose and eat your booger it won't mean nothing except your nasty...lmao
lmao@ Tara
Did you know its bad luck to not pay ur taxes. :)) :)) :))
Did you know that it's bad luck if you wake up at 9:11 AM EST?
BASEBALL BAT--- Spit on a new bat before using it for the first time to make it lucky.
Keep cats away from babies because they "suck the breath" of the child.
If love is a pain in the :o0 you are doing it the wrong way.... <3
Quote from: kandykitty20012 on April 25, 2007, 12:39:36 PM
If love is a pain in the
:o0 you are doing it the wrong way.... <3
:o :))
BAD LUCK
It is considered a bad luck for a bride to meet a pig or pass a funeral on the way to her wedding ceremony.
Did you know if you click your heels 5 times and run around your computer chair twice that the blondness in you will go away.
Sit down Ms B...it won't work on you. :))
Quote from: Tara on May 03, 2007, 07:23:27 PM
Did you know if you click your heels 5 times and run around your computer chair twice that the blondness in you will go away.
Sit down Ms B...it won't work on you. :))
(O+O) (O+O) (O+O) (O+O) (O+O)
But really, thats pretty F'ing funny! It made me LMAO! :)) :)) :)) :))
:ooo did you know that if you spill viagra on the liveing room floor and your miniature daschund eats them it will turn him into a pointer
Dyin your red hair blonde will not make you smarter...
when your hand itches, your coming into money
When your crotch itch's you ain't getting laid..sorry!
EWWWWWW :xx
THE 13TH FLOOR
Throwin salt over your shoulders do nuthin but dirty your floor...lmfaoz
Wiping your :o0 properly means it won't itch later. :)))
Sniffin someone's :o0 where they sat dont make you a furniture specialist....
Quote from: TmT on August 24, 2007, 01:31:07 PM
Sniffin someone's :o0 where they sat dont make you a furniture specialist....
LMAO!!
Walking backwards with 7 books on your head and your hands in hancuffs, feet shackled will not make you Americas Next Top Model.
A frog brings good luck to the house it enters
Knocking yourself in the head 100 times with a baseball bat will give you a new aspect on life. :!!
Kissin a frog you will marry a Prince... lol
Did you know making 10,000 tokens will give you a free pass to the movies.
You might go blind if you... ha! Made you look
You can get rid of pimples by placing a dryer sheet on your face and then smearing it in peanut butter and stuffing it up one nostril overnight.
To get rid of a fever blister you can put Jim Beam on it and snap your fingers 4 times and turn in 2 complete circles while keeping your feet off the ground.
Step on a crack and break your mothers back
If you walk with your back to every car you will end up winning the lottery. embarrassed.gif