A 90 year old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal
The doctor say, Fred. Everything looks great. How are you doing. mentally?
And are emotionally. are you at peace with God?
Fred replies, God and I are close. He know I have poor eyesight. So when I get up in the middle of the night, to use the bathroom poof, the light go on when I'm done poof the light go off
Wow, that's incredible The doctor say
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Fred's wife.
Betty, he say Fred is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he get up during the night that the light in the bathroom goes on? When he's done the light go off?
Oh heck, explains Betty, He's pissing in the refrigerator again
I won't be accepting any dinner invitations from this couple! Bwah!