You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
You use the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is in camouflage colors
You used your light saber to open a bottles of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You use the force to get yourself another beer so you don't have to wait for a commercial.
You use the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have the confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You havy a fantasy about Princess Leia showing up in your bedroom wearing only Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Your cousin bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You outfited the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."
hey now im from alabama
just messing but i do live in alabama tho lol
Bubblegum your too funny !! ;D lmao
thanks for the joke bubblegum that is way funny
glad you all like it....I love a good redneck joke...I'm from the north and consider myself a redneck...LOL ;D
You mean I'm not supposed to use my light saber to open my beer? :o (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/sid.gif)
Good 1 Bubblegum. I love good redneck & hillbilly jokes lol O0
I use my lightsaber to cut open a cold brewsiky all the time... ;D