KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)
Lisa Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
One would think that after an hour she would have noticed that she wasn't in an extreme amount of pain. Although I have never received a bullet wound to the back of my head or any other body part, I would think that it would be extremely painful and bloody. I once bumped my head on the corner of the refridgerator door and it hurt like a mother and bled like a stuck pig.
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That is just way too funny ;D
Thanks for the laugh O0
D'oh! or should that be Dough! :P
Well, it didn't say she was blonde... :-*but... ??? sorry to all you blonde gals..just couldn't help it ;D
lol...cute Homer ...real cute..... ;D
rofl...too funny. I needed a good laugh today. Thanks hun ;)
Hugs
Tex
LOL :o
I know I don't post much, but thought you all would enjoy that one . ;)
Well durn it you should post more. :P
My News Resolution.........TO POST MORE !!.. :D :)
OOPS.. forgot the YEARS.. see, this is why i don't post.. LMAO!
We all make mistakes sometimes. :-[
Score one for the Pillsbury Dough boy! :P
This has been going around the net for some time. Still pretty funny. ;D
i heard this before. i read it online on some news website.
I love everyone's great sense of humor in this forum!!
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id just like everybody to know that computer pool players can kiss my booty. i hate them all. >:(
wooohooo I put that pic in that post right!! LOL
Quote from: kgansor on January 07, 2006, 11:52:25 PM
id just like everybody to know that computer pool players can kiss my booty. i hate them all. >:(
You working on a badge KG?
yes ma'am, im working on the pool one now, for premium, idk which one its for the $4.99 one i just got done with rainy day sol. and 15 super lottso cards tonight. im proud of myself (for having no life and all this time to play, and spend all my money, on pogo)
If you need help, just holler. Be glad to help ya out. I'll be up for little while longer. :)
im in a room now i made it with a password if u wanna join me your more than welcome i just won a game, one out of 21, woop de doo lol
Quote from: kgansor on January 08, 2006, 12:02:13 AM
im in a room now i made it with a password if u wanna join me your more than welcome i just won a game, one out of 21, woop de doo lol
ok will reboot this ole puter than will check back here for what room etc & will come there
i am in High Stakes Pool - Beginner - 8 ball - table 52
im comin
umm what room? lol
room 52
I'm not seeing a room 52
table 52 i meant, the room name is 8 ball under the beginner tab
which room lol
I'm lost too..lol i'm in 8 ball/ beginner but don't know what room to go to..lol
kgansor where are ya? lol
Quote from: nanners on December 31, 2005, 11:29:24 AM
Well, it didn't say she was blonde... :-*but... ??? sorry to all you blonde gals..just couldn't help it ;D
>:( Natural blonde here, and I would like to add that I am sick of the stereotypes. LOL I believe that tv gives many blondes a bad name, but I just wanted to clarify that I am not one of them. I am in my second year of law school. :) One point for the blondes? O0
Sure, game set match? 1point to like, what, 3mill? gg
Quote from: Pogo_cheater on January 08, 2006, 12:23:36 AM
Sure, game set match? 1point to like, what, 3mill? gg
See if you ever get help with a badge again, meanie. :-\ :'( >:(
Quote from: nanners on December 31, 2005, 11:13:31 AM
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)
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now that must have been funny, after they found her to be ok that is
That is way too funny.... roflmao
lol
ROFL that is just to funny