West Virginia
A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.
For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.
Virginia
There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
It is illegal to tickle women.
No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
Washington
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
I've been to 1 of those sites once
Rhode Island
In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sundown.
Alabama
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Alaska
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
Where are you getting these at? some are just to funny.
im so laughing they are well made my day needed a good laugh ty
Got information off search on internent.....
Here we go....
Florida
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
It is illegal to sell your children.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (Hope this one does not affend...)
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Apparently Florida law makers had alot of time on there hands back then..........LOL
Uh oh...i shouldntve stolen that horse :'(
Quote from: holly222 on January 08, 2006, 04:04:35 PM
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
Oh crap..I wish I knew that sooner :-[ >:D
Montana...
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Quote from: holly222 on January 08, 2006, 04:47:09 PM
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (Hope this one does not affend...)
Apparently Florida law makers had alot of time on there hands back then..........LOL
ROFL! ;D
After reading some of this stuff, makes ya want to go to that state to pull up to the police station and see if you can get arested for opening my husbands mail.........LOL
Quote from: holly222 on January 08, 2006, 04:47:09 PM
Got information off search on internent.....
Here we go....
Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (Hope this one does not affend...)
Well, there goes my ex-husband straight to jail...on both counts :-X :-\ :o ;D
And by reqest........CALIFORNIA
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Quote from: holly222 on January 08, 2006, 12:22:19 PM
Washington
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
LOL you forgot one. It is illegal for a man to deflower a virgin female even if it is his own wife. How would they enforce this one? Hmmm......
Im being careful not to put the xrated ones..........they are funnyer than the reg. ones, but dont want to offend youger readers....LOL
:-X
Quote from: bubblegum on January 08, 2006, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: holly222 on January 08, 2006, 12:22:19 PM
Washington
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
LOL you forgot one. It is illegal for a man to deflower a virgin female even if it is his own wife. How would they enforce this one? Hmmm......
They must of had alot of peepin toms in that state.....just for that reason........Love to meet a person that ticketed for that one...LOL
Quote from: holly222 on January 08, 2006, 04:04:35 PM
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
I want to meet the person that actually tried to do this...
I don't know if I would want to meet them or not, perhaps being in their presence might drop my I.Q. 10 points. ::) Contamination of the gene pool and such. ;)
-dS
I didn't see Connecticut. :(
And heres....................Connecticut
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
;)
Quote from: holly222 on January 09, 2006, 04:30:49 AM
And heres....................Connecticut
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
;)
Thank you for posting this. Just in case someone wanted to know the law is still the same regarding alcohol. Actually you can't buy any alcohol on Sundays! As for weekdays it used to be no sales after 8 pm, but it was changed to 9 pm I think a year or two ago.