The Bachelor Diet
Monday
Breakfast - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth
Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers". Those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime, but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, and a 2 liter soft drink thats cold.
Afternoon Snack - Drink the last of the soft drink and eat last of fries
Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner. Don't eat the coleslaw.
Tuesday
Breakfast - Eat the coleslaw
Lunch - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea.
Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho's.
Wednesday
Breakfast - to hungover from el flasho's. down package of tums
Lunch - Rolaids and a coke
Dinner - Drop in at a married friend's house and beg for scraps
Thursday
Breakfast - Order out for pizza
Lunch - Your secretary is out sick. Check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers.
Dinner - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly. When you get hungry ask the bartender for olives.
Friday
Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds.
Lunch - Order out for pizza
Dinner - Well-done steak, baked potato and asparagus. Don't eat the asparagus. Nobody really likes asparagus.
Saturday
Breakfast - Sleep through it.
Lunch - Ditto
Dinner - Well done steak, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Don't eat the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.
Sunday
Breakfast - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie.
Lunch - Eat Lunch? Waste a good buzz? Don't eat Lunch.
Dinner - Chicken noodle soup and call it a night
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I often think, if left to his own devices, my husband would sooner starve to death than make himself a healthy meal.
When he makes dinner, it always involves tater tots...
if it was up to my hubby he'd starve....meals for him inculde frozen pizza or tater tots to
man love fat with steak and grease with buger not me i cut it away :P
my man can cook!! ;D we always eat good no matter who cooks..its great!!
Quote from: foxx on February 19, 2006, 01:15:30 PM
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I often think, if left to his own devices, my husband would sooner starve to death than make himself a healthy meal.
When he makes dinner, it always involves tater tots...
all my meals involve tater tots too.......and i'm female...............but wait, i'm also pregnant and have a severe craving for tater tots all the dang time............gotta go to store, out of tater tots
lmao missminniemouse....you have an excuse for the tater tot love! ;)
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