Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Fine with me, I don't care where you go after we're done in the car.
ROFL....those are classic :)) :))
:))lol those are funny :D
lol them lines are so old but the comebacks were funny ;D
Quote from: Tara on March 11, 2006, 04:33:48 PM
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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OK Tara! LMAO! Do like the one ....... :))
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
O0 Go Gurl........ O0
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:)) :ll
too funny :))
Read em before but they are still funny :))