Just so everyone in Florida is aware.. Remember, it's Thursday..... it's against the law to fart in public after 6:00 tonight. :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Libra
(Who lost her mind along with her screen name)
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 12:09:42 PM
Just so everyone in Florida is aware.. Remember, it's Thursday..... it's against the law to fart in public after 6:00 tonight. :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Libra
(Who lost her mind along with her screen name)
>:D >:D Thanx Libra.....this is vital information for me to know :)) :)) Don't worry, you will have your name back tonight! I would put my next piece of cheesecake on it! O0
that still is actually on the books? dang. Up here in WA, in my hometown none the less, a law still on the books but not enforced is Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Laws still in effect in Seattle are: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
Quote from: mailwench on March 16, 2006, 12:15:38 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 12:09:42 PM
Just so everyone in Florida is aware.. Remember, it's Thursday..... it's against the law to fart in public after 6:00 tonight. :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Libra
(Who lost her mind along with her screen name)
>:D >:D Thanx Libra.....this is vital information for me to know :)) :)) Don't worry, you will have your name back tonight! I would put my next piece of cheesecake on it! O0
Yeah, vital! And be careful on Tuesdays after 6:00 p.m. It's illegal to eat cottage cheese!!! Buncha felons! :o
well lock my hubby up!!! lol we went looking for a new house today right there in the house he let a big one go lol i was like omg how embrassing lol i can for it if he buys the house lol
ya after 6 pm it is a law to cook and clean for family everyday :)) :))
Quote from: bubblegum on March 16, 2006, 12:18:01 PM
that still is actually on the books? dang. Up here in WA, in my hometown none the less, a law still on the books but not enforced is Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Laws still in effect in Seattle are: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
How in the hell do you conceal a weapon that is over 6 feet in length? ? ? :))
Quote from: foxx on March 16, 2006, 01:20:35 PM
Quote from: bubblegum on March 16, 2006, 12:18:01 PM
that still is actually on the books? dang. Up here in WA, in my hometown none the less, a law still on the books but not enforced is Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Laws still in effect in Seattle are: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
How in the hell do you conceal a weapon that is over 6 feet in length? ? ? :))
OMG! I have visions of cannons underneath trenchcoats.....
rotflmao...I Know! But six feet? That's taller than me!
I am now picturing that asian basketball player that's freakishly tall...with a rocketlauncher under his trenchcoat... :))
Quote from: foxx on March 16, 2006, 01:29:49 PM
rotflmao...I Know! But six feet? That's taller than me!
I am now picturing that asian basketball player that's freakishly tall...with a rocketlauncher under his trenchcoat... :))
If you ever visit Tennessee? Don't ever go fishing with a lasso! It's ILLEGAL! :)) :)) :)) :))
:)) :)) :))
Quote from: foxx on March 16, 2006, 01:29:49 PM
rotflmao...I Know! But six feet? That's taller than me!
I am now picturing that asian basketball player that's freakishly tall...with a rocketlauncher under his trenchcoat... :))
Oh that's just great. Now I'm going to have some freaky-azzed dreams about jolly green asians rocket launching cottage cheese after 6:00 p.m. whilst farting in public and catching fish with lassos.
God.
Libra
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 01:39:23 PM
Quote from: foxx on March 16, 2006, 01:29:49 PM
rotflmao...I Know! But six feet? That's taller than me!
I am now picturing that asian basketball player that's freakishly tall...with a rocketlauncher under his trenchcoat... :))
Oh that's just great. Now I'm going to have some freaky-azzed dreams about jolly green asians rocket launching cottage cheese after 6:00 p.m. whilst farting in public and catching fish with lassos.
God.
Libra
:)) :)) :))
Ok, this one pizzes me off!!! This one is still on the books in Memphis, Tennessee:
It is Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 12:09:42 PM
Just so everyone in Florida is aware.. Remember, it's Thursday..... it's against the law to fart in public after 6:00 tonight. :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Libra
(Who lost her mind along with her screen name)
Oh my! What will I do? Gonna make my Corned Beef & Cabbage tonight. :o
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Quote from: Homer on March 16, 2006, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 12:09:42 PM
Just so everyone in Florida is aware.. Remember, it's Thursday..... it's against the law to fart in public after 6:00 tonight. :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Libra
(Who lost her mind along with her screen name)
Oh my! What will I do? Gonna make my Corned Beef & Cabbage tonight. :o
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Just don't go out in Public! Stay home and fart away! :D
The cats will be running for higher ground. :P
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Quote from: Homer on March 16, 2006, 02:02:56 PM
The cats will be running for higher ground. :P
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Cats don't like farts? Dogs like farts.. Everytime I fart, my dog has to come sniff my butt. :)) :)) :)) :))
That's why cats rule and dogs drool! (https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/dog66.gif)
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Homer on March 16, 2006, 02:02:56 PM
The cats will be running for higher ground. :P
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Cats don't like farts? Dogs like farts.. Everytime I fart, my dog has to come sniff my butt. :)) :)) :)) :))
my dog tries to to that too :))
Quote from: bobby on March 16, 2006, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Homer on March 16, 2006, 02:02:56 PM
The cats will be running for higher ground. :P
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Cats don't like farts? Dogs like farts.. Everytime I fart, my dog has to come sniff my butt. :)) :)) :)) :))
my dog tries to to that too :))
You know...? Since I lost my screen name? I've really gone downhill. I'm reduced to jolly green Asians, farty-butt sniffing dogs, and playing tag with Mailwench. (I'm it, btw.. for a while. She doesn't like to be "It" I guess she thinks I'll try and sell her on Ebay) ;)
Lib
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 03:01:02 PM
Quote from: bobby on March 16, 2006, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Homer on March 16, 2006, 02:02:56 PM
The cats will be running for higher ground. :P
(https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/cat48.gif)
Cats don't like farts? Dogs like farts.. Everytime I fart, my dog has to come sniff my butt. :)) :)) :)) :))
my dog tries to to that too :))
You know...? Since I lost my screen name? I've really gone downhill. I'm reduced to jolly green Asians, farty-butt sniffing dogs, and playing tag with Mailwench. (I'm it, btw.. for a while. She doesn't like to be "It" I guess she thinks I'll try and sell her on Ebay) ;)
Lib
I like making up screen names, giving them guest passes and go to different rooms to talk about my autos. Wonder if that's against a Florida Law?
OMG :)) :)) :)) :))