I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a 20
penny nail.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
The speed of time is one-second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
:D :D very good ones but i do <3 the last one
My favorite one is ..... I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
:)) :)) :)) You kill me Libra....lmao
Quote from: barebckrdn on March 16, 2006, 06:43:36 PM
:)) :)) :)) You kill me Libra....lmao
hi barebckrdn welcome to the forum
thanks libra to funny :)) :)) :))
Quote from: mama on March 16, 2006, 06:55:03 PM
thanks libra to funny :)) :)) :))
My favorite is:
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
I still don't have my old sn back. :'( :'( :'(
Lib
rofl.....cute ...thanks for the laffs! O0
:)) lol those are cute
That's some funny stuff!! :D :D
lol
Good One! Oh yeah! Buffalo wings what's the deal. It's chicken right?
Wink.......... :)) :)) r1.gif
ya the little chickens
Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? :-\
Quote from: clayton1966 on March 24, 2006, 01:49:15 PM
Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? :-\
Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together? :-\
Libra
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 24, 2006, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: clayton1966 on March 24, 2006, 01:49:15 PM
Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? :-\
Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together? :-\
Libra
Why do people come to PogoCheats.net and then complain about cheaters...
...guess it's not the same, eh?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
Does gravity REALLY work? Or does the Earth just suck?
Quote from: SunnyLibra on March 16, 2006, 05:09:08 PM
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
I didn't know buffalo had wings.
Quote from: missminimouse on March 24, 2006, 02:18:41 PM
I didn't know buffalo had wings.
Thats right up there with "If its tuna, why do they call it Chicken of the Sea?" Man .. I almost miss that show just for the giggles.
IGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't
turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then
you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy
it & do the same
IGNS? :P :))
SO ok shoot me..I missed the friggin "S"... lmao :P back at ya Homer
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. ;)
Tis ok Homer..I would of done the same thing LOL.. ee2.1.gif
so true, so true