Can you guess whose Dictionary this belongs to?
ahz: the things you see with
aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?
arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing
bawl: what water does at 212 degrees
bidness: commercial enterprise
bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce
co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink
clinics: a tissue
crine: weeping
dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami
daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music
dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word
doc: a condition caused by an absence of light
ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off"
far: combustion
git: to acquire
goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball
hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal
lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs
liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept
nekkid: to be unclothed
ole well: a source of petroleum
own: opposite of awf (see lectricity)
paypuh: what you write on
shevuhlay: a General Motors car
spearmint: something scientists do
stow: establishment where things are sold
tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat
uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka
zackly: precisely
I have to add one.....
Samun: a type of fish
redneck?
OMG lmao ... See Ida said Pickles if it was salllllmon.
I ainta gessin, I nose whos it is. Its arz, and donchu fergit it. Nal y'all go make yerseff a big ole bobbycue, git yerseff a goood cold cocola and sit fer a spell and ponder on whut y'all been a yawin bout. And as fer Samun, I don' ritely hanker fer it myseff but a big ole catfish sounds larpin' good. :)) ee4.gif
Quote from: SugarBear on March 25, 2006, 05:27:47 PM
I ainta gessin, I nose whos it is. Its arz, and donchu fergit it. Nal y'all go make yerseff a big ole bobbycue, git yerseff a goood cold cocola and sit fer a spell and ponder on whut y'all been a yawin bout. And as fer Samun, I don' ritely hanker fer it myseff but a big ole catfish sounds larpin' good. :)) ee4.gif
Omg....now thats funny... :))
Quote from: ClingFree on March 25, 2006, 04:39:22 PM
OMG lmao ... See Ida said Pickles if it was salllllmon.
You know its Pickles O0
Here I thought it was Jessica Simpson's. :P :))
Trust me...Jessica Simpson talks better than Pickles...but if you compare there intelligence...well who knows... ee4.gif
Quote from: SugarBear on March 25, 2006, 05:27:47 PM
I ainta gessin, I nose whos it is. Its arz, and donchu fergit it. Nal y'all go make yerseff a big ole bobbycue, git yerseff a goood cold cocola and sit fer a spell and ponder on whut y'all been a yawin bout. And as fer Samun, I don' ritely hanker fer it myseff but a big ole catfish sounds larpin' good. :)) ee4.gif
That's a good one Tara. :))
Sugarbear made that one up...lol She did good though !!
I apologize to you Sugarbear - thanks Tara for pointing out my mistake for me. So exhausted may never have corrected it. LOL :-[
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on March 25, 2006, 06:50:59 PM
I apologize to you Sugarbear - thanks Tara for pointing out my mistake for me. So exhausted may never have corrected it. LOL :-[
Ah shucks SouthPadre, dont pay it no nevermind. Ahy made a miss take once myseff. ee2.1.gif
Quote from: SugarBear on March 25, 2006, 07:21:56 PM
Ah shucks SouthPadre, dont pay it no nevermind. Ahy made a miss take once myseff. ee2.1.gif
I made one too .. TG for divorces! >:D
Quote from: ClingFree on March 25, 2006, 07:31:45 PM
Quote from: SugarBear on March 25, 2006, 07:21:56 PM
Ah shucks SouthPadre, dont pay it no nevermind. Ahy made a miss take once myseff. ee2.1.gif
I made one too .. TG for divorces! >:D
:)) Cling...you are just too funny....
....and Sugarbear? Nice alliteration on the redneck there...good stuff :))... ;)
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its a redneck :)))