Ok.. I've decided to write a story about all of us here at Pogo Cheats. I think I'll call it "As the Auto Turns Another Card" Here's what I got so far....
One Tuesday, on a dark and dreary early Spring night, Foxx was watching American Idol. All was going well, she really was diggin' the contestants, until all hell broke loose! A gigantic pickle came on stage disguised as a blonde haired ditz with a southern accent. With microphone in hand, she charms the unsuspecting crowd with, "Haaah Y'ALL! Ah'm gone sang a song for my grandpaw who's not it jay-ul, but, my dayidy is, an hay lahks cuntry mewsik, and soooo, ah'm gone sang this song for hay-im."
The Pickle sang her song, and the crowd was enchanted. Foxx, however, saw through all the bull poopie and decided that something had to be done before everyone in the land of television was bamboozled and ultimately pickled.
Ok, that's all I got... Someone help me. Tara? Help me write the next part of this, will ya?
Lib
Kellie was in her usual posistion begging Foxx not to come near her
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Foxx stomped her way on stage to get a hold of Pickles...She had all she could take....She grabbed Pickles by her extentions and pulled them out one by one....Pickles was yelling and screaming ...Help me could one of my pimp daddys please help me...Foxx was so drunk...A few bodyguards came up on stage and arrested her....She was drunk and was taken to jail..Her picture was plastered all over the newspapers within the hour
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and......
Foxx was only given one phone call. She tried the 1-800 # for Pogo, but the jail didn't have touch tone phones so she couldn't press 9 when it said "Press 9 for bail money." As she stood staring at the phone she realized it was Tuesday night, tomorrow was badge day!!! If she didn't get out of jail that night, she'd be behind on her challenges. She did the only thing any smart badge hound would do. She picked up the phone and dialed Moe's. She knew she could find Homer there. He put down his Duff, got off his stool .....
And ...
that a boy homer you always come throught for us even thought it may cost you :))
Quote from: ClingFree on April 02, 2006, 07:22:27 PM
Foxx was only given one phone call. She tried the 1-800 # for Pogo, but the jail didn't have touch tone phones so she couldn't press 9 when it said "Press 9 for bail money." As she stood staring at the phone she realized it was Tuesday night, tomorrow was badge day!!! If she didn't get out of jail that night, she'd be behind on her challenges. She did the only thing any smart badge hound would do. She picked up the phone and dialed Moe's. She knew she could find Homer there. He put down his Duff, got off his stool .....
And ...
Went to Tara's house to flip the sausages. Homer has his priorities in order. He had two thoughts and was on a mission. "I have to flip those sausages and then go bail Foxx out of jail.", he thought to himself as he got in his Pogo Mobile and screeched out of Duff's. As he was driving, he realized he had spent all his money playing Lost Temple Poker at Duff's. Oh boy, this was not going well. Homer thought about who he could borrow money from and then a thought came to him as he ran his second red light, "SpiritWarrior!" Her hubby has money set aside for bail!" As Homer thanked his lucky Stellar Sweeper Stars, he picks up his Free Cell phone and dials Spirit Warrior. "Spirit! I'm in need of help right away!" I have to go flip some sausages at Tara's but Foxx is in jail for slicing Pickles! I have to bail her out in time for badge day tomorrow!" SpiritWarrior thought about this for a minute, considered telling Homer "no, I will not forgo my bail money for that witchy woman." But, kindness prevailed, and SpiritWarrior agreed to loan Homer the money for Foxx's bail. There was a one condition, though..............
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 02, 2006, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: ClingFree on April 02, 2006, 07:22:27 PM
Foxx was only given one phone call. She tried the 1-800 # for Pogo, but the jail didn't have touch tone phones so she couldn't press 9 when it said "Press 9 for bail money." As she stood staring at the phone she realized it was Tuesday night, tomorrow was badge day!!! If she didn't get out of jail that night, she'd be behind on her challenges. She did the only thing any smart badge hound would do. She picked up the phone and dialed Moe's. She knew she could find Homer there. He put down his Duff, got off his stool .....
And ...
Went to Tara's house to flip the sausages. Homer has his priorities in order. He had two thoughts and was on a mission. "I have to flip those sausages and then go bail Foxx out of jail.", he thought to himself as he got in his Pogo Mobile and screeched out of Duff's. As he was driving, he realized he had spent all his money playing Lost Temple Poker at Duff's. Oh boy, this was not going well. Homer thought about who he could borrow money from and then a thought came to him as he ran his second red light, "SpiritWarrior!" Her hubby has money set aside for bail!" As Homer thanked his lucky Stellar Sweeper Stars, he picks up his Free Cell phone and dials Spirit Warrior. "Spirit! I'm in need of help right away!" I have to go flip some sausages at Tara's but Foxx is in jail for slicing Pickles! I have to bail her out in time for badge day tomorrow!" SpiritWarrior thought about this for a minute, considered telling Homer "no, I will not forgo my bail money for that witchy woman." But, kindness prevailed, and SpiritWarrior agreed to loan Homer the money for Foxx's bail. There was a one condition, though..............
Homer would have to give Spirt free lifetime auto's and upgrades and promise to be a bertter friend to her than to Foxx....
So he agrees and zooms on over to get her....When he got there he couldn't believe his eyes...He stood there in shock :o .... There was .........
OMG.....this is all too funny.
Quote from: Helen on April 02, 2006, 08:25:34 PM
OMG.....this is all too funny.
You have to add something on...come on Helen your turn
Quote from: Tara on April 02, 2006, 08:24:31 PM
So he agrees and zooms on over to get her....When he got there he couldn't believe his eyes...He stood there in shock :o .... There was .........
Poor little Kevin slipping out of the pickle costume and.....
Quote from: Helen on April 02, 2006, 08:26:31 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 02, 2006, 08:24:31 PM
So he agrees and zooms on over to get her....When he got there he couldn't believe his eyes...He stood there in shock :o .... There was .........
Poor little Kevin slipping out of the pickle costume and.....
Homer screams, "KEVIN!!!" How dare you impersonate a dead pickle?" Then Homer had an epiphany... "WAIT!", he screams, "Zip it up Kevin! Mabye we could convince the evil Penguins that Pickles is, fact, ALIVE!" So, off Homer and Kevin go in their Turbo 21, super speedy Dice Derby car and race to the jail.
"Pickles is alive! Alive and not sliced and diced! She's right here!" Homer says as he pushes Kevin foward. The Penguins gaurding Foxx's block were ready to release her, when Miss Netiquette steps up to do an exclusive for Show Biz Slots. Kevin, seeing the lovely and talented Miss Netiquette immediately gives himself away by sporting a growth where Pickles do not sport growths. "Fraud!" Miss Netiquette screams in horror. "That is NOT Pickles!" As the crowd around them gasped, a Jigsaw Detective steps for forward and says......
And....and...OMG!!
Miranda Starr is the warden of this jail and she wants credit for the auto's she created. "Give me my due", she screeches. Miranda calls in reinforcements. "Bucky! Dotty! Tex!
By this time all the commotion draws a crowd. Mini's of every shape and color are milling around outside the door, waving their popo hats and chanting....
In the mean time, Foxx sitting in her cell with mouse in hand is counting her tokens and waiting.... Kevin is about to join her if he doesn't come up with a very good reason for impersonating a dead pickle. :-X
Homer is so confused now that he is running around with a lamp shade on his head and shaking his sausage :))
Quote from: Country Lady on April 02, 2006, 09:00:30 PM
Homer is so confused now that he is running around with a lamp shade on his head and shaking his sausage :))
Homer quickly reaches into Kevins Pickle suit to get the money to bail out Foxx only to find that it isn't money he has his hand on! He then pulls his hand away in in horror and quickly calls home to tell his SpadeMaid to bring his checkbook to the jail. She informs him that she can't leave the house because the only Dice Derby car left has a flat tire. Homer is thinking more of Moe's and several Duffs now than he is of Foxx but...
:)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Ok...when you want something done around here you have to do it yourself....I catch a Aces Up plane head out to Cali to get the wench cause apparently no one else is going to...I drop her off at Dotties Bingo / Salon Parlor so she can get pampered a little she looks like crap....Don't tell her but shes whining about as much as Tex Carter did when I gave him a wedgie. So I am leaving her ...its going to be up to someone else to take her from there.
I get back on the plane to head home and I stick my head in the cockpit to tell the pilot I am ready to go and OMG Chads flying my plane....I run as fast as I can down the stairs and off that plane and......
:))
Quote from: Tara on April 03, 2006, 10:58:44 AM
Ok...when you want something done around here you have to do it yourself....I catch a Aces Up plane head out to Cali to get the wench cause apparently no one else is going to...I drop her off at Dotties Bingo / Salon Parlor so she can get pampered a little she looks like crap....Don't tell her but shes whining about as much as Tex Carter did when I gave him a wedgie. So I am leaving her ...its going to be up to someone else to take her from there.
I get back on the plane to head home and I stick my head in the cockpit to tell the pilot I am ready to go and OMG Chads flying my plane....I run as fast as I can down the stairs and off that plane and......
Tara tripped. When she looked up she saw spears from Jungle Gin coming towards her. She had no idea what to think of it until she saw a skeleton with a I <3 Hippo Tshirt on. Hillary thought that Tara was Libb. It was a simpe case of mistaken identity. Tara tried explaining as the Spear Throwers tied her to a drum and threw her into a ship with Meep. When she finally came to ....
Meep was busy in the cockpit. Nobody was paying attention to her. She seized the opportunity to jump ship and run as far as her scared, shaky legs would carry her. As she surveyed her surroundings she realized she was on the Ducky Nebula. She yelled for Bobby (she had heard that he came here to find the questions and answers for his trivia contests). "Booby help me....Please Bobby, I need you", she continued to yell as loud as she could...
Quote from: PogoSlave on April 03, 2006, 07:18:15 PM
Meep was busy in the cockpit. Nobody was paying attention to her. She seized the opportunity to jump ship and run as far as her scared, shaky legs would carry her. As she surveyed her surroundings she realized she was on the Ducky Nebula. She yelled for Bobby (she had heard that he came here to find the questions and answers for his trivia contests). "Booby help me....Please Bobby, I need you", she continued to yell as loud as she could...
But Booby couldn't help as he was already addicted to Shuffle Bump So Tara then picked up her FreeCell phone and called Bree, but Bree was too busy :-* :-* on the Pogo Queen II to care, as that hunky surfer dude from ride the tide was lavishing her with his attentions. So she called BluRaven who, even though he was busy making wonderland cookies, dropped his spatula and took the Turbo 21 car but on the way, crashed in to the Greenback Bayou. Just as an alligator was ready to eat him alive...
Tara shuffle bumped BluRaven out of the way ....I jumped on the torpedo carrot from Word Whomp (of course I picked a good size one ) to find my self lost in a scrabble..I grabbed a tile and slid down penguin blocks diner for a sausage break...I was starving....OMG what about BluRaven...I left him in Greenback...I call Cling on my Payday freecell and shes over in Perfect Pair kissing up on DJ...So what do I do now.....I have no choice but to yell for Spike and......
Quote from: Tara on April 04, 2006, 09:03:44 AM
Tara shuffle bumped BluRaven out of the way ....I jumped on the torpedo carrot from Word Whomp (of course I picked a good size one ) to find my self lost in a scrabble..I grabbed a tile and slid down penguin blocks diner for a sausage break...I was starving....OMG what about BluRaven...I left him in Greenback...I call Cling on my Payday freecell and shes over in Perfect Pair kissing up on DJ...So what do I do now.....I have no choice but to yell for Spike and......
And starts doing the cactus dance. Tara boogies the night away on the Queen Pogo II when all the sudden, she remembers that FOXX IS STILL IN THE POKEY! She does one last dance with Spike, jumps on one of the Queen Pogo's canoes, and rows over to Casino Island where she buys a 1st class solitaire ticket to Poppaville where she employs the help of Poppa....
psssst Lib...sorry to interupt the story but Foxx is out of the pokey...Shes getting her hair and nails done at Dotties...Keep up with the story gf :)) :))
But ok we can pretend shes still there ....
Quote from: Tara on April 04, 2006, 09:13:49 AM
psssst Lib...sorry to interupt the story but Foxx is out of the pokey...Shes getting her hair and nails done at Dotties...Keep up with the story gf :)) :))
But ok we can pretend shes still there ....
WTF? I read what you wrote and I thought you meant Wench as in the person formally known as MailWench who is now known as MODERATOR. Hmmmm. And here I thought she was still in the Pokey and she's getting her hair and nails done at Dottie's? And she didn't TELL ME? And I'm still sitting here feeling sorry for her?
I'm gonna kick her sorry azz! She better just STAY where she is. Pokey my azz. No, don't pokey my azz. Nevermind.
Oh well then, Foxx is out... THE END. :D :D :D :D
Lib
now find a publisher,and sell it ;D
no no not the end she went to lib house to have tea and cake then they went to lost token to spree some of the money they are making from this book but :-X :-X they forgot tara they left her at the bus stop forgot all bout her poor thing is soaking wet next person :)) :))
Quote from: nightperson on April 04, 2006, 09:37:42 AM
no no not the end she went to lib house to have tea and cake then they went to lost token to spree some of the money they are making from this book but :-X :-X they forgot tara they left her at the bus stop forgot all bout her poor thing is soaking wet next person :)) :))
Tara was standing in the rain, wishing she had the umbrella from Rainy Day Spider Solitaire. She looks next to her and sees the spider himself sitting with the cute little yellow umbrella. She screams, because she is scared of spiders, and runs down the street. Hair flying and arms wailing. She finally stops and looks up to see Foxx sitting in Dottie's chair getting her pedicure. She bursts through the door. She yells, "Woman do you realize everything Ive gone through today?" Foxx picks up a glass of kool-aid and hands it to Tara. They hear the doorbell ring and hear Dottie say "Welcome back, Hun" They both do a double take as ......
Quote from: ClingFree on April 04, 2006, 09:46:09 AM
lmao @ the welcome back hun...
Tara DID NOT drink Foxxs kool-aid ( my lord have you seen that stuff :x)
back to regular scheduled programming....
Quote from: Tara on April 04, 2006, 10:23:27 AM
Quote from: ClingFree on April 04, 2006, 09:46:09 AM
lmao @ the welcome back hun...
Tara DID NOT drink Foxxs kool-aid ( my lord have you seen that stuff :x)
back to regular scheduled programming....
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Epilogue: Tara and Foxx were both thirsty for something other than kool-aid. They said Good-Bye to Dottie and headed off to Moe's to have a few Duffs with Homer. They were all anxious to put this day behind them! The End :))
thank you it was a very entertaining story O0
you're welcome....I thought it turned out very well. I think we should add a story topic to the forum and do one every week! O0
This story was not ever suppose to be over...lmao We were gonna keep going and going and going...hmmm I sound like a Energizer commercial now...byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote from: Tara on April 04, 2006, 06:38:16 PM
This story was not ever suppose to be over...lmao We were gonna keep going and going and going...hmmm I sound like a Energizer commercial now...byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ok, I just read the whole friggin' thing from the beginning... I must say, we are a talented bunch! Bravo! :D
Quote from: lostinpogoland on April 04, 2006, 03:30:18 PM
thank you it was a very entertaining story O0
Quote from: PogoSlave on April 04, 2006, 04:39:19 PM
you're welcome....I thought it turned out very well. I think we should add a story topic to the forum and do one every week! O0
Quote from: Tara on April 04, 2006, 06:38:16 PM
This story was not ever suppose to be over...lmao We were gonna keep going and going and going...hmmm I sound like a Energizer commercial now...byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 04, 2006, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 04, 2006, 06:38:16 PM
This story was not ever suppose to be over...lmao We were gonna keep going and going and going...hmmm I sound like a Energizer commercial now...byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ok, I just read the whole friggin' thing from the beginning... I must say, we are a talented bunch! Bravo! :D
Well crap....I ended the never ending story! This all my husbands fault for poisoning my with that darned paprika.....I'm just not well enough yet to tell the difference in the end of a story and one that is still in progress! So what we are gonna do is forget the last few post and go back to;
Tara and Foxx were both thirsty for something other than kool-aid so they headed off to Moe's to have a few Duff's with Homer and contemplate the meaning of life. Homer was already there contemplating the meaning of his hand being in the pocket of Kevins rabbit suit on what turned out not to be a roll of money. Foxx said, "awwww, don't worry about it hon, we all know it was an accident....wasn't it?"...
So I assume since the lock has been removed its safe to continue? Just want to double check to make sure its ok
It's safe. Try to keep it clean. (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5elf/takeabath1.gif) :P
Why did it get locked? We all just wanted to know because we aren't here to cause problems?
Quote from: Tara on April 05, 2006, 07:26:49 PM
Why did it get locked? We all just wanted to know because we aren't here to cause problems?
Don't know. May have been a mistake.
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 07:27:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 05, 2006, 07:26:49 PM
Why did it get locked? We all just wanted to know because we aren't here to cause problems?
Don't know. May have been a mistake.
I got a one of those notification things in the mail when it locked and got unlocked and it told me who did it. I PM'd the person to ask why , for the simple reason we didn't want to cause trouble, and they never responded to me. So I didn't know if it was ok or not. But thanks for taking your time out to reply back. I can say this from most everyone here we do appreciate your hard work and responses ecspecially. Now turn my sausage please...Im hungry :P
I can see how a mistake may have been made. We have an option to lock/unlock a topic by simply clicking on a button. This button happens to be directly under a link I use to navigate the forum. I believe the option was clicked by accident. Now with that being said I think we can move on.
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 08:24:34 PM
I can see how a mistake may have been made. We have an option to lock/unlock a topic by simply clicking on a button. This button happens to be directly under a link I use to navigate the forum. I believe the option was clicked by accident. Now with that being said I think we can move on.
I was in another thread, typed my response and there was a pop up telling me that I locked the topic. I didn't know I had such power, lol. I tried again to post and boom, it went through the 2nd time, lol.
Quote from: Helen on April 05, 2006, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 08:24:34 PM
I can see how a mistake may have been made. We have an option to lock/unlock a topic by simply clicking on a button. This button happens to be directly under a link I use to navigate the forum. I believe the option was clicked by accident. Now with that being said I think we can move on.
I was in another thread, typed my response and there was a pop up telling me that I locked the topic. I didn't know I had such power, lol. I tried again to post and boom, it went through the 2nd time, lol.
You didn't lock it. That was me seeing what would happen if I accidentally hit the lock button. I unlocked it a second or two later.
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 08:37:15 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 05, 2006, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 08:24:34 PM
I can see how a mistake may have been made. We have an option to lock/unlock a topic by simply clicking on a button. This button happens to be directly under a link I use to navigate the forum. I believe the option was clicked by accident. Now with that being said I think we can move on.
I was in another thread, typed my response and there was a pop up telling me that I locked the topic. I didn't know I had such power, lol. I tried again to post and boom, it went through the 2nd time, lol.
You didn't lock it. That was me seeing what would happen if I accidentally hit the lock button. I unlocked it a second or two later.
And here I thought I had some wonderful magical power......sigh!!!
Quote from: Helen on April 05, 2006, 08:38:08 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 08:37:15 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 05, 2006, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 05, 2006, 08:24:34 PM
I can see how a mistake may have been made. We have an option to lock/unlock a topic by simply clicking on a button. This button happens to be directly under a link I use to navigate the forum. I believe the option was clicked by accident. Now with that being said I think we can move on.
I was in another thread, typed my response and there was a pop up telling me that I locked the topic. I didn't know I had such power, lol. I tried again to post and boom, it went through the 2nd time, lol.
You didn't lock it. That was me seeing what would happen if I accidentally hit the lock button. I unlocked it a second or two later.
And here I thought I had some wonderful magical power......sigh!!!
:)) :))
I didn't even know it was locked....I thought you all mhadf abandoned me here! :o :oo ee2.gif :))
Quote from: PogoSlave on April 05, 2006, 10:46:11 PM
I didn't even know it was locked....I thought you all mhadf abandoned me here! :o :oo ee2.gif :))
Did you get locked in or locked out?? lol
I'm not sure :)) :)) :)) :))
Ah god. The more I read this, the funnier it gets!!!!! Holy cripes but we're a talented group!!!
OMG...you guys are too much... :))
But Tara...That pic of me in the pokey...I am sorry sista...but Foxx has never looked that bad...
Quote from: Helen on April 06, 2006, 03:55:00 AM
Quote from: PogoSlave on April 05, 2006, 10:46:11 PM
I didn't even know it was locked....I thought you all mhadf abandoned me here! :o :oo ee2.gif :))
Did you get locked in or locked out?? lol
homer only lock in and out subjects :)) :))
Quote from: foxx on April 07, 2006, 06:56:17 PM
OMG...you guys are too much... :))
But Tara...That pic of me in the pokey...I am sorry sista...but Foxx has never looked that bad...
It was hysterical.. We'd all write something and then post, but then someone would post before us, so we'd have to delete what we'd wrote and start over. It was friggin' hysterical!
See? All this in the time you were gone... Pretty amazing, huh?
No one got a freakin' badge all week! :)) :)) :)) too busy on here! Thank God for Autos.
Lib? Do I smell? Everyone ran away since I came back...lol
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 07, 2006, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: foxx on April 07, 2006, 06:56:17 PM
OMG...you guys are too much... :))
But Tara...That pic of me in the pokey...I am sorry sista...but Foxx has never looked that bad...
It was hysterical.. We'd all write something and then post, but then someone would post before us, so we'd have to delete what we'd wrote and start over. It was friggin' hysterical!
See? All this in the time you were gone... Pretty amazing, huh?
No one got a freakin' badge all week! :)) :)) :)) too busy on here! Thank God for Autos.
Would be kinda cool to start from scratch again and have Foxx's input. Would be pretty funny 2nd time around too. :)) :))
Quote from: foxx on April 07, 2006, 07:05:28 PM
Lib? Do I smell? Everyone ran away since I came back...lol
<sniff><smiff> ... nope ya dont stink!
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 07, 2006, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: foxx on April 07, 2006, 06:56:17 PM
OMG...you guys are too much... :))
But Tara...That pic of me in the pokey...I am sorry sista...but Foxx has never looked that bad...
It was hysterical.. We'd all write something and then post, but then someone would post before us, so we'd have to delete what we'd wrote and start over. It was friggin' hysterical!
See? All this in the time you were gone... Pretty amazing, huh?
No one got a freakin' badge all week! :)) :)) :)) too busy on here! Thank God for Autos.
Would be kinda cool to start from scratch again and have Foxx's input. Would be pretty funny 2nd time around too. :)) :))
Well, when someone gets inspired, feel free to start another story. Foxx is outta the pokey now, so we'd have to do something different. Maybe a wedding story? Hippo could be the storyline or something.
Quote from: ClingFree on April 07, 2006, 07:06:51 PM
Quote from: foxx on April 07, 2006, 07:05:28 PM
Lib? Do I smell? Everyone ran away since I came back...lol
<sniff><smiff> ... nope ya dont stink!
O0 sweet...I was worried...
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 07, 2006, 06:54:32 PM
Ah god. The more I read this, the funnier it gets!!!!! Holy cripes but we're a talented group!!!
Don't use the CRIPES! word around here. We don't know if pogo's problems are contagious. :P :))
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 07, 2006, 06:54:32 PM
Ah god. The more I read this, the funnier it gets!!!!! Holy cripes but we're a talented group!!!
Don't use the CRIPES! word around here. We don't know if pogo's problems are contagious. :P :))
If they are we be in deep chit!!! :)) :)) :))
:oo hope not
:)))
:ooo