At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
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Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
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And that's how Homer arrived here today...
My first taste testing job. :P :))
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:22:50 PM
My first taste testing job. :P :))
And you haven't quit since!!! :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
(https://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b121/cmess/OMG25252Dlaugh.gif)
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.
OMG, you started young!! :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.
OMG, you started young!! :)) :)) :))
What did I know? LOL
Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)
*Hic* 8)
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:30:59 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.
OMG, you started young!! :)) :)) :))
What did I know? LOL
Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)
Nice to have secrets with your Dad!!!
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:35:08 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:30:59 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.
OMG, you started young!! :)) :)) :))
What did I know? LOL
Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)
Nice to have secrets with your Dad!!!
It was nice. Unfortunately my father passed away when I was about 10. :'(
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:38:50 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:35:08 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:30:59 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 02:16:09 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
You thought they were all different colored beer, tell the truth!!! :)) :)) :))
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Oh Homer!!! Bet you were in a world of hurt.
Don't remember Helen was only about 5 or 6 back then. I'm sure I felt it in some way.
OMG, you started young!! :)) :)) :))
What did I know? LOL
Although I do remember being given sips of beer by my father. It was our little secret. ;)
Nice to have secrets with your Dad!!!
It was nice. Unfortunately my father passed away when I was about 10. :'(
Sorry Homer but at least you have good memories of your time with him!!
how did they taste ???
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: hades on April 07, 2006, 03:34:39 PM
how did they taste ???
Don't remember. LOL :o
Bet you never did it again!! :)) :)) :))
No but I did make my brother eat a dog biscuit. :o (https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/dog53.gif)
it dye your teeth? lol
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: hades on April 07, 2006, 03:34:39 PM
how did they taste ???
Don't remember. LOL :o
Bet you never did it again!! :)) :)) :))
No but I did make my brother eat a dog biscuit. :o (https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/dog53.gif)
Did he "woof" afterwards?? :)) :))
Quote from: hades on April 07, 2006, 03:50:46 PM
it dye your teeth? lol
Don't remember. I don't recall anyone telling me that.
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: hades on April 07, 2006, 03:34:39 PM
how did they taste ???
Don't remember. LOL :o
Bet you never did it again!! :)) :)) :))
No but I did make my brother eat a dog biscuit. :o (https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/dog53.gif)
Did he "woof" afterwards?? :)) :))
No but he hasn't stopped chasing cars yet. :P
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:53:11 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: hades on April 07, 2006, 03:34:39 PM
how did they taste ???
Don't remember. LOL :o
Bet you never did it again!! :)) :)) :))
No but I did make my brother eat a dog biscuit. :o (https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/dog53.gif)
Did he "woof" afterwards?? :)) :))
No but he hasn't stopped chasing cars yet. :P
OMG, you're silly!!! :)) :))
lmao thats was funny :))
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Out of curiosity ... do you drink vodka as an adult? ( I'm wondering if drinking at such a young age had any effect on your taste buds now)
I got drunk on vodka when I was too young to do it, but old enough to do it - and to this say the smell of rubbing alcohol makes me gag.
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:54:26 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:53:11 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
Quote from: hades on April 07, 2006, 03:34:39 PM
how did they taste ???
Don't remember. LOL :o
Bet you never did it again!! :)) :)) :))
No but I did make my brother eat a dog biscuit. :o (https://www.getsmile.com/smilies/%5Ecad/dog53.gif)
Did he "woof" afterwards?? :)) :))
No but he hasn't stopped chasing cars yet. :P
OMG, you're silly!!! :)) :))
omg to funny :))
Quote from: ClingFree on April 07, 2006, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Out of curiosity ... do you drink vodka as an adult? ( I'm wondering if drinking at such a young age had any effect on your taste buds now)
I got drunk on vodka when I was too young to do it, but old enough to do it - and to this say the smell of rubbing alcohol makes me gag.
Occasionally I drink vodka.
My adult beverages of choice in order
1. Beer
2. Mike's Hard Lemonade
3. Vodka mixed with WAWA Peach Iced Tea
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: ClingFree on April 07, 2006, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:24:56 PM
Actually Helen the booze is another story. My parents had a New Years Eve bash and when no one was looking I woke up and finished the pitcher of vodka and OJ. I was too young too know. :P Needless to say I was tore up. :o
Out of curiosity ... do you drink vodka as an adult? ( I'm wondering if drinking at such a young age had any effect on your taste buds now)
I got drunk on vodka when I was too young to do it, but old enough to do it - and to this say the smell of rubbing alcohol makes me gag.
Occasionally I drink vodka.
My adult beverages of choice in order
1. Beer
2. Mike's Hard Lemonade
3. Vodka mixed with WAWA Peach Iced Tea
I was just curious, I cant drink vodka .. but I was 15 and drank it straight because I was umm stupid.
Lets see Adult Beverage Choice
1. Rumtini (Bacardi Razz, CranRaspberr and Sprite)
2. White Merlot
3. Ice cold bottled beer (When its way hot out)
I remember one time I took a giant slug of grain alcohol straight from the bottle. Man, that was no picnic. I was at a party and they passed the bottle to me and I thought it was vodka. :o
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 05:01:20 PM
I remember one time I took a giant slug of grain alcohol straight from the bottle. Man, that was no picnic. I was at a party and they passed the bottle to me and I thought it was vodka. :o
oooh Ouch. Just thinking about it makes my stomach burn.
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 05:01:20 PM
I remember one time I took a giant slug of grain alcohol straight from the bottle. Man, that was no picnic. I was at a party and they passed the bottle to me and I thought it was vodka. :o
Bet you never did that again!!
i bet it did i bet for now on you look to see what your getting :))
Quote from: Helen on April 07, 2006, 05:03:03 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 05:01:20 PM
I remember one time I took a giant slug of grain alcohol straight from the bottle. Man, that was no picnic. I was at a party and they passed the bottle to me and I thought it was vodka. :o
Bet you never did that again!!
Your right about that. ;)
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
Quote from: Sweet_Karamel on April 08, 2006, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
I like your bunny catching the eggs at the end of the conveyor!! Very cute.
Quote from: Helen on April 08, 2006, 10:28:30 AM
Quote from: Sweet_Karamel on April 08, 2006, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
I like your bunny catching the eggs at the end of the conveyor!! Very cute.
wonder what would happen if it was going faster egg mess :)) :))
Quote from: nightperson on April 08, 2006, 10:30:25 AM
Quote from: Helen on April 08, 2006, 10:28:30 AM
Quote from: Sweet_Karamel on April 08, 2006, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
I like your bunny catching the eggs at the end of the conveyor!! Very cute.
wonder what would happen if it was going faster egg mess :)) :))
It would be like Lucy in the candy factory. :o
Quote from: Sweet_Karamel on April 08, 2006, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
Gawd, lets hope Lib doesn't see your bunny collecting eggs. She gets all bent out of shape about animation ::)
Quote from: Tara on April 08, 2006, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sweet_Karamel on April 08, 2006, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
Gawd, lets hope Lib doesn't see your bunny collecting eggs. She gets all bent out of shape about animation ::)
:)) :)) maybe she wont
Quote from: Tara on April 08, 2006, 10:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sweet_Karamel on April 08, 2006, 06:20:12 AM
Quote from: Homer on April 07, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
At the risk of being the butt of a joke, here is a funny childhood story of mine.
When I was younger we used to dye the eggs every Easter. My mom would put out the different color dyes in glasses. When she walked away and went back in the kitchen I began drinking the cups of dye thinking they were juice. :o
he.gif
Hey Homer your right about it look like a glass of juice. That was just too funny. :)) :)) e5.gif>
Gawd, lets hope Lib doesn't see your bunny collecting eggs. She gets all bent out of shape about animation ::)
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Quote from: canuck on April 10, 2006, 11:49:53 AM
...........oh yeah ......What's the difference between a brown-noser and a butt-kisser?
I would tell you but I'm not allowed to point out other forum members names on here :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on April 10, 2006, 11:52:03 AM
Quote from: canuck on April 10, 2006, 11:49:53 AM
...........oh yeah ......What's the difference between a brown-noser and a butt-kisser?
I would tell you but I'm not allowed to point out other forum members names on here :)) :)) :)) :))
Hey hey hey, I'm neither!!!!!
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