In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light
It does make you wonder.....lol. Good ones, thanks for the laugh. :))
thanks good ones :)) :))
i never got that either, to win you always have to buy stuff but it always says no purchase necessary :))
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Those were funny...
Isn't it sad that we live in a lawsuit happy society?
lmao.those were great ;D
Thank you all for liking them. :) :))
That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))
MMM......Im the kind of person that notices this stuff all the time... Im glad to see Im not the only one!
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welcome ;)
Quote from: Bree on April 20, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))
Ty Bree....not as funny as the ones you and others post :-[
Quote from: sweetpeach on April 20, 2006, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: Bree on April 20, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))
Ty Bree....not as funny as the ones you and others post :-[
Oh but it was very funny. A little long with all those spaces in between but it was funny!
yeah I did mess that up saint. I need to be more careful next time :-*
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its sad but they are true :)))
omg that was funny... :))
Thats soo funny Luna! vg! :^* :^* :^*
Thanks Ms.Behavin