In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 
(the shoplifter special?) 
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." 
(and that would be???....) 
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 
(but, it's just a suggestion.) 
 
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!) 
 
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 
(and you thought?) 
 
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 
(but wouldn't this save me time?) 
 
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) 
 
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 
(I'm taking this because?) 
 
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 
(as opposed to what?) 
 
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) 
 
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 
(talk about a news flash) 
 
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 
(Step 3: say what?) 
 
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 
 
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." 
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) 
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				It does make you wonder.....lol. Good ones, thanks for the laugh.  :))
			
			
			
				thanks good ones  :))  :))
			
			
			
				i never got that either, to win you always have to buy stuff but it always says no purchase necessary :))
			
			
			
				(https://img490.imageshack.us/img490/6083/smileygigglylaff8et.gif) (https://imageshack.us)Very Funny Stuff.
			
			
			
				Those were funny...
Isn't it sad that we live in a lawsuit happy society?  
			
			
			
				lmao.those were great  ;D
			
			
			
				Thank you all for liking them.  :) :))
			
			
			
				That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))
			
			
			
				MMM......Im the kind of person that notices this stuff all the time... Im glad to see Im not the only one!  
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				welcome  ;)
			
			
			
				Quote from: Bree on April 20, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))
Ty Bree....not as funny as the ones you and others post :-[
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: sweetpeach on April 20, 2006, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: Bree on April 20, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))
Ty Bree....not as funny as the ones you and others post :-[
Oh but it was very funny. A little long with all those spaces in between but it was funny! 
			
 
			
			
				yeah I did mess that up saint. I need to be more careful next time :-*
			
			
			
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				its sad but they are true :)))
			
			
			
				omg that was funny... :))
			
			
			
				Thats soo funny Luna! vg!  :^* :^* :^*
			
			
			
				Thanks Ms.Behavin