Things You Don't Want To Hear A Surgeon Say
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
"Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie"
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"Damn, there go the lights again..."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off"
"What's this doing here?"
"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
LoL, I pray that I'm knocked out completely when my surgeon says any of this...
...correction, I pray he or she NEVER says any of this and if it occurs, no one better tell me!
I remember when I had my c section ... I was yelling knock me out, knock me out... as the dr was saying I am starting to cutt....... I was so worried they dint realize I was still awake..... :o
Holly, if I were awake and heard any of those comments, I'd be running for the door!!! :))
I tryed, but my arms were tapped down with four ivs and i was "unclothed".. after thinking about it, I dint think I would get very far.... :)) .. seems funny now, but was a really scary event at the time...
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