Ways to Turn Down Men
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
:)) :)) :))
Your late :P
But it was nice of you to remind us the greatest comebacks O0
http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,22411.msg141763.html#msg141763
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:49:36 PM
Your late :P
But it was nice of you to remind us the greatest comebacks O0
http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,22411.msg141763.html#msg141763
Yeah but mine are different than yours.(https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/grimace.gif)
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
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Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
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They worked on you. :P :)) j/k
I know but you didn't have to tell everyone
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I have a reputation to withhold yanno?
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:02:38 PM
I know but you didn't have to tell everyone
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I have a reputation to withhold yanno?
Hanging with me won't help matters. :P :))
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
(https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/58/121d6a1174ab.gif)
They worked on you. :P :)) j/k
How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)
Quote from: l0c0 on April 23, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
(https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/58/121d6a1174ab.gif)
They worked on you. :P :)) j/k
How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)
We eloped. Wedding presents in the amount of $29.99 should be sent to Tara's paypal account. :D
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ok i'll send some tourney bux in that amount :)) :))
those are to funny homer thanks ;:: and thanks for the new doggies etc :D
Quote from: l0c0 on April 23, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
(https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/58/121d6a1174ab.gif)
They worked on you. :P :)) j/k
How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)
They do, don't they? lol Thanks for the joke Homer. Very funny. :)) :))
Quote from: mama on April 23, 2006, 01:17:42 PM
those are to funny homer thanks ;:: and thanks for the new doggies etc :D
Your welcome. I like to switch them up a bit once in a while. :;"
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:13:15 PM
Quote from: l0c0 on April 23, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
(https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/58/121d6a1174ab.gif)
They worked on you. :P :)) j/k
How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)
We eloped. Wedding presents in the amount of $29.99 should be sent to Tara's paypal account. :D
(https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5elf/wedding2.gif)
Have I told you today how much I <3 you ? :-*
those were really funny :))
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:32:43 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:13:15 PM
Quote from: l0c0 on April 23, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
The only reason you even posted them is because you hear them everyday so there
(https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/58/121d6a1174ab.gif)
They worked on you. :P :)) j/k
How long have you two been married? sound like a pair who been together for awhile ;)
We eloped. Wedding presents in the amount of $29.99 should be sent to Tara's paypal account. :D
(https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5elf/wedding2.gif)
Have I told you today how much I <3 you ? :-*
If you'd have told us sooner, we'd have thrown Tara a bridal shower!!! :))
We only accept cash....
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:32:43 PM
Have I told you today how much I <3 you ? :-*
Remember this song....
Have I told you lately
That I love you? <3
After all it was Rod week. :P
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:44:09 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:32:43 PM
Have I told you today how much I <3 you ? :-*
Remember this song....
Have I told you lately
That I love you? <3
After all it was Rod week. :P
Yep and this weeks Classic Love Songs...and I'm going to sing them softly in your ear while I...well you know what Im talking about... :-*
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:35:51 PM
We only accept cash....
Well...... :o :o :o (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5elf/dollars.gif)
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:47:34 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:44:09 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:32:43 PM
Have I told you today how much I <3 you ? :-*
Remember this song....
Have I told you lately
That I love you? <3
After all it was Rod week. :P
Yep and this weeks Classic Love Songs...and I'm going to sing them softly in your ear while I...well you know what Im talking about... :-*
You do realize that will require you to remove your tongue from my ear? On the plus side I shouldn't have a problem hearing you. :;'
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:57:57 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:47:34 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 23, 2006, 01:44:09 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 23, 2006, 01:32:43 PM
Have I told you today how much I <3 you ? :-*
Remember this song....
Have I told you lately
That I love you? <3
After all it was Rod week. :P
Yep and this weeks Classic Love Songs...and I'm going to sing them softly in your ear while I...well you know what Im talking about... :-*
You do realize that will require you to remove your tongue from my ear? On the plus side I shouldn't have a problem hearing you. :;'
:P
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