A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass :-\
thanks for that ??? :P
Quote from: lovebug44 on April 24, 2006, 04:34:54 AM
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass :-\
OMG...lmao :x
Okay..... :o :o :o :)) That one left me speechless.
:-\ ok
I use my powers to help others, maybe i should audition for that show on NBC Heroes (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ammweCU0y7g2nM:www.8dayzaweek.com/img/ImageFartMan.jpg)
:-\ ::)
eek.
Quote from: hades on July 24, 2006, 08:31:12 PM
eek.
lol its true though. i like the fart poem. lol
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
phewwwww eeeeeeee!!!!! I think we need a farting smilie. :))
Quote from: Spoonz on July 25, 2006, 10:29:13 PM
phewwwww eeeeeeee!!!!! I think we need a farting smilie. :))
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roflmao thats to cute!