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Title: He Said She Said
Post by: Tara on April 24, 2006, 03:03:30 PM

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end...

He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?

She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said... No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: ClingFree on April 24, 2006, 03:16:58 PM

Quote from: Tara on April 24, 2006, 03:03:30 PM
Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end...

He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?

Love it!!!

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Helen on April 24, 2006, 04:09:33 PM

Sad that so many of those are true at times, lol. :D :)) :))

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Jonathan on April 25, 2006, 08:50:31 AM

posts like this make me so glad that im single

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Helen on April 25, 2006, 09:39:28 AM

Quote from: jrlt on April 25, 2006, 08:50:31 AM
posts like this make me so glad that im single

Then you just have to take our word on it, huh?? lol :))

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: hades on April 25, 2006, 10:15:52 AM

got to love the jokes that make women seem like angels :))

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Tara on April 25, 2006, 10:18:38 AM

Quote from: hades on April 25, 2006, 10:15:52 AM
got to love the jokes that make women seem like angels :))

(https://img244.imageshack.us/img244/2821/angel20antenna20topper20white5.jpg)

Face the real world we are :D

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Mary on April 25, 2006, 10:19:33 AM

love tham all tara thanks :)) :))

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: hades on April 25, 2006, 10:20:35 AM

Quote from: Tara on April 25, 2006, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: hades on April 25, 2006, 10:15:52 AM
got to love the jokes that make women seem like angels :))

(https://img244.imageshack.us/img244/2821/angel20antenna20topper20white5.jpg)

Face the real world we are :D

lmao.now thats a great joke :)) :)) :))[

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Eagles Fan on April 25, 2006, 10:18:22 PM

Thanks for the laugh Tara. I have had a rough month and haven't been on much. I really need a chuckle.

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: Tara on April 26, 2006, 06:05:01 AM

Quote from: Eagles Fan on April 25, 2006, 10:18:22 PM
Thanks for the laugh Tara. I have had a rough month and haven't been on much. I really need a chuckle.

Sorry to hear that...but glad you got a chuckle...

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: pogo_gamer on January 28, 2007, 12:16:14 PM

Title: Re: He Said She Said
Post by: kandykitty20012 on January 30, 2007, 08:42:18 AM

:D :)))

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