Dear Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell
me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and
nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case
is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your Ex-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a
far cry
from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your
constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut
off
all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You
look
just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't
say
anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten
me
confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the
price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee
was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten
million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer
said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So
take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla.
I hope that's not a problem.
Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!
Omg Lmao!!!!
lol...that was good... :))
LMAO! :D
:)) :)) It was long but worth reading, too dang funny.
lmaoooooo
A girl at work gave this to me this morning I was so LMAO !!
omg that is awesome, i have heard it somewhere before though cant think to the life of me where though
It is funny...Its a woman bashing thing tho but still funny.
Quote from: Tara on April 28, 2006, 07:59:57 PM
It is funny...Its a woman bashing thing tho but still funny.
Well, that's what she gets for sleeping with her husband's "brother".... :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Helen on April 28, 2006, 08:03:24 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 28, 2006, 07:59:57 PM
It is funny...Its a woman bashing thing tho but still funny.
Well, that's what she gets for sleeping with her husband's "brother".... :)) :)) :))
Women!!! Except me...Im perfect :)) :))
Well, the story could have been written just the opposite and it probably was. Some "man" just took the time to reverse it and make us women look bad. >:D
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