Pick the month (number) you were born in:
> > >
> > >1----I fell in love with
> > >2----I ate a
> > >3----I smacked
> > >4----I sang to
> > >5----I gave my number to
> > >6----I murdered
> > >7----I shot
> > >8----I gave a lap dance to
> > >9----I choked on
> > >10---I bitched out
> > >11---I had sex with
> > >12---I humped
> > >
> > >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > >
> > >1-------A homeless guy
> > >2-------your mom
> > >3-------a banana
> > >4-------a fork
> > >5-------a Mexican
> > >6-------a gangster
> > >7-------a hooker
> > >8-------an ipod
> > >9-------my best friends boyfriend
> > >10-------a goat
> > >11-------my dog
> > >12-------a ninja
> > >13-------the computer
> > >
> > >14-------a football player
> > >15-------my neighbor
> > >16-------myself
> > >17-------a Jones soda
> > >18-------a llama
> > >19-------a pickle
> > >20-------a stuffed animal
> > >21-------a permanent marker
> > >22-------my dad
> > >23-------a condom
> > >24-------my psychiatrist
> > >25-------a policeman
> > >26-------my brother
> > >27-------my sister
> > >28-------a baseball bat
> > >29-------a DVD player
> > >30-------a paperclip
> > >31-------my cell phone
> > >
> > >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > >
> > >White------Because I was high.
> > >Black-------Because I was drunk.
> > >Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
> > >Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> > >Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> > >Green------Because I hate myself.
> > >Purple------Because I'm naked.
> > >Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
> > >Yellow------Because someone
> > >offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > >Orange----Because I hate my family.
> > >Other-------Because I was bored.
> > >
> > >
> > >Now put that in the subject line and send to all of your friends
> to
> >make
> > >them laugh too!!!
> > >
> > >This only takes a moment & is really quite humorous.
I don't want to give away my birthday but I will say why I did what I did... I was drunk and I was high (wearing a white shirt under an unbutton black shirt.
I bitched out a gangster because I was high! :))
I shot an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Edit : Great time for that Pinnochio smiley!
When I got the e mail..I did it and
I murdered my neighbor cause I was high
I fell in love with my dog because that's how I roll. ;::
Quote from: BluRaven on May 16, 2006, 04:26:33 PM
I fell in love with my dog because that's how I roll. ;::
OMG! gigglesnort! :))
Quote from: BluRaven on May 16, 2006, 04:26:33 PM
I fell in love with my dog because that's how I roll. ;::
Holy gigglesnort. Was that for real or did you make it up?
Quote from: ClingFree on May 16, 2006, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: BluRaven on May 16, 2006, 04:26:33 PM
I fell in love with my dog because that's how I roll. ;::
Holy gigglesnort. Was that for real or did you make it up?
January-11th-grey shirt...lol
I'm just waiting for someone borned Nov 22nd and is currently wearing either a yellow or orange shirt. :))
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 16, 2006, 04:48:25 PM
I'm just waiting for someone borned Nov 22nd and is currently wearing either a yellow or orange shirt. :))
:)) & :x
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 16, 2006, 04:48:25 PM
I'm just waiting for someone borned Nov 22nd and is currently wearing either a yellow or orange shirt. :))
ewwwwwwww - If that were my bday Id completely lie.
I gave a lap dance to myself because I'm sexy and do what I want. :o :o
Thats cute Nanners!!
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 16, 2006, 04:48:25 PM
I'm just waiting for someone borned Nov 22nd and is currently wearing either a yellow or orange shirt. :))
Come on admit it..its yours right? :))
Quote from: Tara on May 16, 2006, 04:57:36 PM
I gave a lap dance to myself because I'm sexy and do what I want. :o :o
Thats cute Nanners!!
Thats my cousins bday also!
:o :o
I gave a lapdance to my best friends boyfriend because the voices told me to
:o
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 16, 2006, 05:09:38 PM
:o :o
I gave a lapdance to my best friends boyfriend because the voices told me to
:o
Lmao...Oh my...
This game is pretty kewl. I like it.
glad you all like it.. <3 ya's
i b*tched out my cell phone because that is how i roll :))
my fiancees is i gave my number to a homeless guy because im sexy and i do what i want :))
I murdered my brother Because I was bored. ??? I've NEVER had any brothers or sisters. I'm an only child. O0
Quote from: clayton1966 on May 17, 2006, 02:04:14 AM
I murdered my brother Because I was bored. ??? I've NEVER had any brothers or sisters. I'm an only child. O0
Are you sure? Most kids get bored at an early age. :))
This would be fun just making up dates... I hope this isn't anyones birthday I am fixing to make fun of
Look at Nov 19th with a green shirt
lol tara good one..i actually think i know someone with that b'day
LMMFAO....
"I humped a football player because the voices told me to."
Thanks for the laugh Nanners...
Some of those are a riot.. We all need a good laugh now and then :))
i bitched out myself because i'm sexy and i do what i want
December 3rd Blue shirt.....
I humped a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want! :-\ :-X
I ate myself becauseim not homosexual. :xx
i humped a permanent marker because i'm naked . :o0
omg talk bout embarrassng, no way am i posting mine up here :ooo :ooo :ooo :))
ditto here :pp
I ate a baseball bat Because I'm naked :))
Quote from: CindyLouWho on October 16, 2006, 06:34:38 AM
omg talk bout embarrassng, no way am i posting mine up here :ooo :ooo :ooo :))
Tell it... :/// :))
I ate myself because I'm sexy and do what I want :)) :))
Quote from: jade2002 on October 17, 2006, 09:43:00 AM
I ate myself because I'm sexy and do what I want :)) :))
:))