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Title: ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
Post by: krispy on May 19, 2006, 08:51:38 AM
Are You a Professional?

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.


OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



***According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Title: Re: ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
Post by: zeboo on May 19, 2006, 01:03:30 PM
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Title: Re: ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
Post by: tponka on May 19, 2006, 02:14:52 PM
4-yr olds are much more logical than grown-ups. 
Title: Re: ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
Post by: hades on May 19, 2006, 02:38:55 PM
lol nice  :))
Title: Re: ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
Post by: pogo_gamer on January 28, 2007, 12:35:19 PM
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Title: Re: ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
Post by: kandykitty20012 on January 29, 2007, 08:08:14 PM
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