The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."
So she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.
Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"
And the preacher said.........................................
"Hello, Darlin!!"
too funny :))
:)) that was good, thanks for posting it !! thats also my favorite song of his, lol.
>:D very friendly preacher :))
seems a lot of them are 'very' friendly these days from listening to the news :))
:)) Thanks! Gotta show this one to hubby
Did you know that if Kitty Wells hadda married Conway Twitty .... her name would have been Kitty Twitty !
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Good one! :))
:)) a preacher doing that....never :oo
HAHAHA..now THATS a good one.. :))
Quote from: crazy_ on May 30, 2006, 10:00:04 AM
Did you know that if Kitty Wells hadda married Conway Twitty .... her name would have been Kitty Twitty !
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did you know If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.......lmbo...I don't care who you are thats funny right there!!!
I love it.. :))
lol nanners everytime I say it it cracks me up :)) :))