Eye waz thinkin dat we shud half a southern thread two broaden our tie pin skillz.
Ewe kan only uze bree grammur :))
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:22:45 PM
Eye waz thinkin dat we shud half a southern thread two broaden our tie pin skillz.
Ewe kan only uze (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) grammur :))
Aww Crist. We Shud have dun this alonk tim ago. That aways, Bree mite have bin able to partisipait on the same levul as everwon elses.
Damn.. That was hard!
Diz ys weigh two funey
ah ewe saidin i coo nit speell cores eye doot no gawammer cores eye ears fwom sudden adtrailor , doon under eh :))
o mi ga eye em giggle snore tin big tiem
Gecko foun a knew hoeme :))
OMG my new eyes can't read all of this..HELP!! 8)
mmppffmpp mfffmm mpffmfmmfpmpmppmpm fmfpfm mffppp fmpmfpmpp mfpmppmmmmpm
Which is clearer..1 or 2........1 or 2 :))
Eye em giggle snore tin sew harrd
Oh, crap! I used spell check! :))
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 07:34:21 PM
Eye em giggle snore tin sew harrd
Eye em now dat u sed dat :))
Well I'm havin trouble posting on the other thread..so i'm off for the night..zzzzzzz
derz allot of peepls dat.
weil fit inn.
quit weel heer. :)) :)) :))
lol . . .
and heeers anudder . :-[
Quote from: Homer on May 28, 2006, 07:32:22 PM
mmppffmpp mfffmm mpffmfmmfpmpmppmpm fmfpfm mffppp fmpmfpmpp mfpmppmmmmpm
What was that? You said Bree did what with what? OMG, that should sooooooooooooooo be kept to yourself.
OMG all the spelling errors make me laugh n fart at same time :)) :))
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 07:24:39 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:22:45 PM
Eye waz thinkin dat we shud half a southern thread two broaden our tie pin skillz.
Ewe kan only uze (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) grammur :))
Aww Crist. We Shud have dun this alonk tim ago. That aways, (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) mite have bin able to partisipait on the same levul as everwon elses.
Damn.. That was hard!
ok this is crazy :)) :))
(https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6725/y46nj.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
your hurting my eyes lol
do I have to use spellchecker in this thread? :))
Eye wanna seeng
Liek a virgian tuched four da verry furst tiem bye Madawna
OMG i laughing soo hard i laughing n farting at same time :)) :))
Quote from: bubblegum on May 28, 2006, 07:41:27 PM
do I have to use spellchecker in this thread? :))
LMAO hell ya don't need to spell on this thread......... too freakin funny
Well, I don' know 'boutch ya'll, but dis is goina cut righ' down on that there spell checkin' button that I feel I hafta use all da time. I can just type phonetikally and it won' sound near enough as dumb as BREE - gotta us that there face!
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:42:11 PM
Eye wanna seeng
Liek a virgian tuched four da verry furst tiem bye Madawna
I am laughin' and fartin' too....LMAO! :))
OMG this is to danm funny
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:42:11 PM
Eye wanna seeng
Liek a virgian tuched four da verry furst tiem bye Madawna
Oh mi gawd nnow dat make mi giggle snorte
All I have to say is this........ spell check say what.
<img src="https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/MochaCaramel/1.jpg">
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 07:44:10 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:42:11 PM
Eye wanna seeng
Liek a virgian tuched four da verry furst tiem bye Madawna
I am laughin' and fartin' too....LMAO! :))
at least i not only one stinkin up the room oh where is homer he needs his beans so he can fart with us tonight
Lib, thanks for you mahjong tip.
I can't resist....(wish I had a sticker for this one)
huked on fonicks werked four mee
oh my gawd... can i type like a bostonain... r's are a's and a's are r's lol .. that is like wiked pissah.. i want some cheese pizzer, and a cold beeah. i wanna new cah. my old cah gota hole in da mufflah .. bree you are makin it wayyyy to easy for us to pick on ya :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:42:11 PM
Eye wanna seeng
Liek a virgian tuched four da verry furst tiem bye Madawna
Eye have teers runnin dawn ma fayce! ahm laffing sew hard that ah caint breeth!
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 07:42:24 PM
OMG i laughing soo hard i laughing n farting at same time :)) :))
Ewe giggle fahtin?
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:48:29 PM
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 07:42:24 PM
OMG i laughing soo hard i laughing n farting at same time :)) :))
Ewe giggle fahtin?
oooo mi ga i kant stap laffin
Quote from: lmazzettia on May 28, 2006, 07:47:37 PM
oh my gawd... can i type like a bostonain... r's are a's and a's are r's lol .. that is like wiked pissah.. i want some cheese pizzer, and a cold beeah. i wanna new cah. my old cah gota hole in da mufflah .. (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) you are makin it wayyyy to easy for us to pick on ya :)) :))
i bustin soo hard here my dog pugsly went n hid from my farting :)) :))
I theenk u can type howwhereever you wanna cause ain't nobody gonna correct cha on this thread. Please, feel free to use whatkina eenglish you wan. Cause only person who doesn' no it's wrong is BREE. :))
Spanks a lawt Bree four brangin sow much humer two uss becouse o yur stoopiditty
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 07:49:01 PM
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:48:29 PM
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 07:42:24 PM
OMG i laughing soo hard i laughing n farting at same time :)) :))
Ewe giggle fahtin?
oooo mi ga i kant stap laffin
Ma coktale want go dawn cuz ah keap laffin! :))
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 07:50:40 PM
I theenk u can type howwhereever you wanna cause ain't nobody gonna correct cha on this thread. Please, feel free to use whatkina eenglish you wan. Cause only person who doesn' no it's wrong is (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif). :))
lmao @bree only one wrong :)) :))
Everr tyme eye sea wha u giys rite it macks mi laff
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 07:53:18 PM
Everr tyme eye sea wha u giys rite it macks mi laff
mi tii lol :)) :))
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:51:43 PM
Spanks a lawt (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) four brangin sow much humer two uss becouse o yur stoopiditty
Aan't Tara a effin' ryeyat? Gawd, ah luff me sum Tara.
i triing ti git thi hang of thii new language
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:51:43 PM
Spanks a lawt (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) four brangin sow much humer two uss becouse o yur stoopiditty
why not cheange the b.r.e.e smiley to a spanking one lol
http://farmerfran.ytmnd.com/
Dis iz da fun knee ist shhet eye thank eye eva seaan
An two thank dis
iz howw a sertin sumwun
tieped evry singgle wun o der messajez
Quote from: Homer on May 28, 2006, 07:55:53 PM
http://farmerfran.ytmnd.com/
O ma gaw! I neva reelized Bree wuz a mayle
does this hyar mean ah can park mah house hyar?
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:56:23 PM
An two thank dis
iz howw a sertin sumwun
tieped evry singgle wun o der messajez
Ooooo knoe
eye knoe ewe didnet goe thair two
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:57:46 PM
Quote from: Homer on May 28, 2006, 07:55:53 PM
http://farmerfran.ytmnd.com/
O ma gaw! I neva reelized (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) wuz a mayle
:)) :)) :))
not all that sure if i am talkin with mouth full or am talkin BREE - eating Strawberry Shortcake - that sounds bad -lol - as in the dessert.
can we get a fart smailey please
ook i gots ta tri dis.....ef I tipe bree wiul I gets da fanny smaily ??
Quote from: Homer on May 28, 2006, 07:55:53 PM
http://farmerfran.ytmnd.com/
O ma gawd Hoemr.. that sawnds lack Bam Marguera's unkel Veetoe!
The Dialectizer, Redneck your workds... :)) :)) This website will turn what ever you type into pig latin, jive or redneck.
Scroll down to the bottom to redneck your words
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
lmaoooooooooo.....bree bree bree :))
i want a fart smiley please can you add one homer
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on May 28, 2006, 07:59:25 PM
ook i gots ta tri dis.....ef I tipe (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) wiul I gets da fanny smaily ??
Time out...that took me 3 times to get it but I got it..good one..lol
i'm so gigglesno'tin'
Quote from: bubblegum on May 28, 2006, 08:00:53 PM
The Dialectizer, Redneck your workds... :)) :)) This website will turn what ever you type into pig latin, jive or redneck.
Scroll down to the bottom to redneck your words
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
:)) :)) :)) :))
i pow'ful loved th' redneckizer - thanks ah's havin' a lot of fun wif it
thanks again bubblegum
Quote from: PogoLovinMonkey on May 28, 2006, 07:56:23 PM
An two thank dis
iz howw a sertin sumwun
tieped evry singgle wun o der messajez
Adn houw dey meesed ups eaven wen dey wennt bak and tryed two fyx dey postse.
yo' guys is a lot of fun - i jest wish i had a bit mo'e time t'talk but ah might haid on over t'pogo t'acshully play some games tonight - NOT! :)) tew much phun here!
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 08:04:42 PM
yo' guys is a lot of fun - i jest wish i had a bit mo'e time t'talk but ah might haid on over t'pogo t'acshully play some games tonight - NOT! :)) tew much phun here!
:)) :)) :)) :)) i gued tii hiri
Shhh, doesn't tell ah's a-gonna hoof it try t'hijack th' hijack thread! Fry mah hide! LOL
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 08:07:06 PM
Shhh, doesn't tell ah's a-gonna hoof it try t'hijack th' hijack thread! Fry mah hide! LOL
now thats some messed up spelling :)) :)) :)) :))
can we slow down so I can catch my breath? :))
thanx bree for the laughs :)) :)) :)) :)) now i know why bree is retarted moron :)) :))
Quote from: bubblegum on May 28, 2006, 08:09:08 PM
can we slow down so I can catch my breath? :))
lol my doggy is still hiding from my gigglefarting
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 08:07:06 PM
Shhh, doesn't tell ah's a-gonna hoof it try t'hijack th' hijack thread! Fry mah hide! LOL
Eye kant eaven undurstande wat yor tring two saye
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 08:07:06 PM
Shhh, doesn't tell ah's a-gonna hoof it try t'hijack th' hijack thread! Fry mah hide! LOL
Eye kant eaven undurstande wat yor tring two saye
thats whatt makes it soo gigglefarting :)) :)) :))
I am just using the Dialectized (redneck) - this a handy dandy device!!!!
ah's pow'ful improvin' mah slang! Fry mah hide!
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on May 28, 2006, 08:07:06 PM
Shhh, doesn't tell ah's a-gonna hoof it try t'hijack th' hijack thread! Fry mah hide! LOL
Eye kant eaven undurstande wat yor tring two saye
Me eadder
bree shude feal rite at homme heer sense diz iz herr tipe of grammur
i thank god my doggy is litter trained so i don't miss a minute of this fun :)) :))
Let's try moron - cuz dis is ackual closeh t' how bREE types! Huh huh! not so much redneck...ok gonna play some games!
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on May 28, 2006, 08:01:07 PM
lmaoooooooooo.....(https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) :))
Having fun, are ya? :)) :)) :))
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on May 28, 2006, 08:01:07 PM
lmaoooooooooo.....(https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) :))
Having fun, are ya? :)) :)) :))
i know i am lolol :)) :)) :)) :))
i lobe da moron bree cuz she is sputid. i real shudd go t' bid cuz its late 'n all but its fun readigg dis dread. Duh.its so freakin hot in da house im gonna melt
Oh hell... too much going on here. I'll add to this my small list of "just don't read" topics!
Quote from: lmazzettia on May 28, 2006, 08:18:56 PM
i lobe da moron (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) cuz she is sputid. i real shudd go t' bid cuz its late 'n all but its fun readigg dis dread. Duh.its so freakin hot in da house im gonna melt
Amen to that :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 28, 2006, 08:19:06 PM
Oh hell... too much going on here. I'll add to this my small list of "just don't read" topics!
Ewe two shicken two partecipate?
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:20:44 PM
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 28, 2006, 08:19:06 PM
Oh hell... too much going on here. I'll add to this my small list of "just don't read" topics!
Ewe two shicken two partecipate?
go tara! go tara! go tara! :)) :)) :)) :))
am i addicted lol i bustin up hrd i fartin :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
wye iz it geting sew qwiet en heer
why it so quite in here
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 08:28:11 PM
wye iz it geting sew qwiet en heer
we posted at same time :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
cme on tlk ppl :)) :)) :)) :))
who put the corks in everyone azzes? :)) :)) :))
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 08:29:25 PM
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 08:28:11 PM
wye iz it geting sew qwiet en heer
we posted at same time :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Yeep :)) u no wat day saye grate mines tink alike
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 08:32:54 PM
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 08:29:25 PM
Quote from: tigereyes on May 28, 2006, 08:28:11 PM
wye iz it geting sew qwiet en heer
we posted at same time :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Yeep :)) u no wat day saye grate mines tink alike
yup good mind do think alike ;)
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 08:32:16 PM
who put the corks in everyone azzes? :)) :)) :))
With all the fartin' your doing you might want to put a cork in your butt. :P
well since its sooo dead now i going to go for awhile don't pull the corks to fast so i can't catch up on here :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Homer on May 28, 2006, 08:34:17 PM
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 08:32:16 PM
who put the corks in everyone azzes? :)) :)) :))
With all the fartin' your doing you might want to put a cork in your butt. :P
lol homer my dog thinkin same thing i think just by the look on his little face
Where did everyone go? I guess they're having a hard time understanding what we're typing.
geeeeeeeeeeezze i made over 200 posts today
Time out....Lets drop all the poop and farting and stinkin and that..its getting a little out of hand and kinda making me :x
Thanks...Now back to southern twang O0
well i am off for now night homer n tara n everyone godbless happy holiday tomorrow
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:38:04 PM
Time out....Lets drop all the poop and farting and stinkin and that..its getting a little out of hand and kinda making me :x
Thanks...Now back to southern twang O0
i sorry tara :(
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 08:37:27 PM
geeeeeeeeeeezze i made over 200 posts today
Wow, you better slow down.. you might get a speeding ticket. ;:"
i gone before i get in trouble by tara for makin her sick byeee allll
Quote from: pugsly on May 28, 2006, 08:40:59 PM
i gone before i get in trouble by tara for makin her sick byeee allll
I wasn't being mean...I just said the poopy talk is getting a little out of hand. O0
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
ooo fauk wat r u m ply in? ( can you figure that one out?)
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
ooo fauk wat r u m ply in? ( can you figure that one out?)
I am m ply n dat choo need to be less lit r ate en kase Bree iz reeding thiz sew shay kin unnerstand. Yew no?
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
ooo fauk wat r u m ply in? ( can you figure that one out?)
I am m ply n dat choo need to be less lit r ate en kase (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) iz reeding thiz sew shay kin unnerstand. Yew no?
I am implying that you need to be less literate in case (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) is reading this so she can understand. Yanno?
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
ooo fauk wat r u m ply in? ( can you figure that one out?)
I am m ply n dat choo need to be less lit r ate en kase (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) iz reeding thiz sew shay kin unnerstand. Yew no?
I am implying that you need to be less literate in case (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) is reading this so she can understand. Yanno?
LMAO! Why are you translating? Gawd!
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:10:53 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:06:26 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
Shudup eye wonted 2 fill empourtent four onece
ooo fauk wat r u m ply in? ( can you figure that one out?)
I am m ply n dat choo need to be less lit r ate en kase (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) iz reeding thiz sew shay kin unnerstand. Yew no?
I am implying that you need to be less literate in case (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) is reading this so she can understand. Yanno?
LMAO! Why are you translating? Gawd!
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Ok pugsly come back and talk poop talk its ok... :))
Im gonna call you poopy puglsy though, I'm just joking.
Ookay, that mad weigh to mich cents toe bee in thiz thrad. Itz offishul. I yam drunked up or sumpin.
ooo fauk wat r u m ply in? ( can you figure that one out?)
\
i can't stay away tara you callin me poopy pugsly?
Yew qooted everthang an din't say nuthin'.
Eye iz takin ma kuntree azz two bid :-*
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
Eye iz takin ma kuntree azz two bid :-*
Me tew. luff yew cheeka!
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
Eye iz takin ma kuntree azz two bid :-*
Me tew. luff yew cheeka!
Eyeza jest gawt up fer a pottie brake. Eyeza go-een baaak tew de bid.
:)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on May 29, 2006, 01:17:48 AM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
Eye iz takin ma kuntree azz two bid :-*
Me tew. luff yew cheeka!
Eyeza jest gawt up fer a pottie brake. Eyeza go-een baaak tew de bid.
ewe cud ov sinked arse eh sa ong eye licked madoonda liek hay vergen fa luck ford deh veley furst te ime oar eh kuntree earz knots 2 bar add Tahara pa inkden cheeka doodee
Quote from: GeckoDundee on May 29, 2006, 05:30:27 AM
Quote from: Tara on May 29, 2006, 01:17:48 AM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
Eye iz takin ma kuntree azz two bid :-*
Me tew. luff yew cheeka!
Eyeza jest gawt up fer a pottie brake. Eyeza go-een baaak tew de bid.
ewe cud ov sinked arse eh sa ong eye licked madoonda liek hay vergen fa luck ford deh veley furst te ime oar eh kuntree earz knots 2 bar add Tahara pa inkden cheeka doodee
Hey Gecko ! You sang it better than me. O0
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege
Down en Leweasyana wez have us rats to vote. We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats.
Quote from: Tara on May 29, 2006, 05:31:51 AM
Quote from: GeckoDundee on May 29, 2006, 05:30:27 AM
Quote from: Tara on May 29, 2006, 01:17:48 AM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on May 28, 2006, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 28, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
Eye iz takin ma kuntree azz two bid :-*
Me tew. luff yew cheeka!
Eyeza jest gawt up fer a pottie brake. Eyeza go-een baaak tew de bid.
ewe cud ov sinked arse eh sa ong eye licked madoonda liek hay vergen fa luck ford deh veley furst te ime oar eh kuntree earz knots 2 bar add Tahara pa inkden cheeka doodee
Hey Gecko ! You sang it better than me. O0
:)) you understood lol its fun time bree bree bree bree bree bree :)) :)) iz tat 2 meny fuddy smullys for ewe Tara
" Is bree smart?" "Nah ... shaze ignert"
sometimes I really have a hard time reading these :))
Gecko? Is ju-here? Boy, staa away frum dat there bob war fence.
Quote from: nanners on May 29, 2006, 05:41:29 AM
sometimes I really have a hard time reading these :))
I cudnt unnerstand a wurd u sed ... must be from some farn cuntry. :))
Homer had his whatcha ma callit in me doohickey :o
Oh My!! *blush*
Aint none of yall ever been to the south. Its not mispellin we have our own words we created. this is so funny my drawers are falling offen from laffing
American by birth southern by the grace of God
The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
1. God is number one... and das' All.
2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' God.
3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.
5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!
7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.
8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.
9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.
10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!
This is long but here are some words for everyone to use
How to Talk Native Southern in One Easy Lesson
Aig - what a hen lays
Aints - He's got aints in his paints
Paints - what cha put on your laigs of a mornin
Arn - Ma's tard of arnin
Bag - He bagged her to marry him
Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence
Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.
Bub - the light bub burned out
Cheer - what you set in
Crick - a small stream
Clum - he sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon
Chiny - country over in Asia
Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes
Core - He got hisself a new Ford core
Cyow - Animal on Farm
Deppity - He helps out the shurf
Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt
Dainz - Satidy night social
Ellum - A graceful tree
Fanger - what you put your rang on
Faince - Whats round the hawg lot
Far - what get the brandin arn hot
Furred - He got furred from his job
Flar - a rose is a purdy flar
Frash - them aigs ain't frash
Furiners - All non-'bamans
Further - hits ten miles further to town
Grain - She was grain with envy
Gully Worsher - a medium heavy rain
Hail - where bad folks go
Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in
his mouth.
Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n
Hilbilly - People in the next county
Hollar - whats between the hills
Hard- got a brend new hard
hand Tar - his core blew a tar
Laymun - a sour fruit
Laig - Most folks have two of them
Lather - what you climb up
Liberry - where you go to check out books for larnin
Mailk - what you get from cyows
Mere - what you see your self in
Minners - Live bait
Misrus - Married Woman
Nar - Opposite of wide
Nayk - Your head sets on it
Nup - NO
Orrel - Them hinges need orrel
Ormy - What the sojers go in
Pank - a light red color
Parch - sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow
Petition - What separate the rooms
Poke - a paper bag or sack
Pokey - what the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in
Poke Salit -a green vegetable
Pop - a soft drink
Puppet - what the preacher is in
Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher
Purt near - almost; he purt near caught that greased pig
Rang - you wear it on your fanger
Rut - that there tree sure has long ruts
Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town
Rainch - A big cow farm
Rat - Do it rat now!
Rench - rench the soap yourself
Roont - She plum roont her shoes
Salary - A stringy vegetable
Soardeens - small canned fish
Shar - A light rain
Sprang - Water out'n the ground
Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail
Storch - this here aprn has to much storch in it
Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death
Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart
Tho -tho me the ball
Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat
Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody
War - a bobbed war fance
Worsh - go worsh your face
Warter - what you worsh your face in
Yurp - a continent overseas
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Now dat there Foxxie maid her polest in da 100 topec imma reely laffin
Quote from: Tara on May 29, 2006, 09:27:10 AM
Now dat there Foxxie maid her polest in da 100 topec imma reely laffin
Okay...the northerner in me just has to let ya'll know...
This here thrayd is mah wurst nitemear. Its all PICKLES all the tym. EW!
you left out whidchdidge as in you didnt bring your truck with whidchdidge