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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: Tara on June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM

Title: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Tara on June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
old friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol mao u tink you can tipe real gode
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Libra on June 20, 2006, 02:31:48 PM
Quote from: Tara on June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol mao u tink you can tipe real gode

The red quotes = guilty!  
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Lynne on June 20, 2006, 02:39:03 PM
I'm guilty of some of the red ones  :)))
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: ClingFree on June 20, 2006, 03:34:58 PM
Quote from: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!


Have you met my oldest daughter?   :ll
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: foxx on June 21, 2006, 05:25:34 AM
Quote from: ClingFree on June 20, 2006, 03:34:58 PM
Quote from: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!


Have you met my oldest daughter?   :ll

Hee!     :-*
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on June 21, 2006, 07:05:24 AM
none of them happened to me.  :P
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: foxx on June 21, 2006, 09:04:27 AM
Quote from: hades on June 21, 2006, 07:05:24 AM
none of them happened to me.  :P

Fibber!   :-\
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on June 21, 2006, 09:46:24 AM
they really didnt.
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: tponka on June 21, 2006, 05:21:05 PM
As badly as I hate to admit it, I'm guilty of the ENTIRE LIST!  :OO
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on June 21, 2006, 09:37:56 PM
ah a lightweight.  :P
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Swámpßàby § on June 22, 2006, 03:49:15 PM
Hilarious!  I needed a good laugh today.
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: justahumping on June 22, 2006, 03:55:23 PM
Quote from: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!

Me too. lol
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night.  :/\
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on June 22, 2006, 09:25:29 PM
lol.  :-X
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: justahumping on July 01, 2006, 01:31:29 PM
Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night.  :/\

WE are still wating???????????????
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on July 01, 2006, 10:45:32 PM
whos waiting?  :-X
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Tara on July 02, 2006, 06:21:07 AM
Quote from: justahumping on July 01, 2006, 01:31:29 PM
Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night.  :/\

WE are still wating???????????????

I must of gotten drunk and forgot.   :o

Quote from: hades on July 01, 2006, 10:45:32 PM
whos waiting?  :-X

You zip it buddy!  :ll   :)))
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on July 02, 2006, 08:14:40 AM
lol  :P
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: justahumping on July 02, 2006, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night.  :/\

BUT I quote : "I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night."

Sure has been a long night if ou ask me. NOW unzip it and tell all? PLEASE? lmao
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on July 03, 2006, 01:33:18 AM
eh.  :-X
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Tara on July 03, 2006, 06:35:15 AM
Quote from: justahumping on July 02, 2006, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night.  :/\

BUT I quote : "I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night."

Sure has been a long night if ou ask me. NOW unzip it and tell all? PLEASE? lmao

:ooo
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Kelly on July 10, 2006, 09:58:11 AM
Quote from: Tara on June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing


Guilty!!!!!!
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Tara on July 10, 2006, 10:01:13 AM
Quote from: KsArt on July 10, 2006, 09:58:11 AM
Quote from: Tara on June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing


Guilty!!!!!!

Umm Kelly?  Didn't you tell us you were going to karaoke only to watch and listen? I guess you just told us that you ended up drinking and singing?  :)))
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Kelly on July 10, 2006, 10:03:46 AM
Yup...and I stunk up the place...lmbo but it was fun!!!
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Tara on July 10, 2006, 10:07:22 AM
Quote from: KsArt on July 10, 2006, 10:03:46 AM
Yup...and I stunk up the place...lmbo but it was fun!!!

You stunk up the place??   :o
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Kelly on July 10, 2006, 10:11:54 AM
unbeknownst to me until now....I am NOT a very good singer....at least NOT when I am poopie-faced....lmbo!!!
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: hades on July 10, 2006, 10:37:56 AM
Quote from: KsArt on July 10, 2006, 10:11:54 AM
unbeknownst to me until now....I am NOT a very good singer....at least NOT when I am poopie-faced....lmbo!!!

-hands you a fifth of vodka-  :P
Title: Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels
Post by: Kelly on July 10, 2006, 10:40:52 AM
Oh NO please do NOT....no more vodka!! 2 fridays in a row now...this friday I am hiding so my friends can NOT find me....I think they are tryin to kill me!!!!