Sorry guys couldnt resist. I wonder how many guys can relate to this :)))
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4′' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
Oh my, :)) Those are so funny :))
Quote from: sweetpeach on July 23, 2006, 06:28:59 AM
Sorry guys couldnt resist. I wonder how many guys can relate to this :)))
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4′' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
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sad thing is that on many guys those would be true. :))
Quote from: hades on July 23, 2006, 07:30:58 AM
sad thing is that on many guys those would be true. :))
:)) :)) Yep met a few in my life time :)))
Quote from: sweetpeach on July 23, 2006, 07:32:36 AM
Quote from: hades on July 23, 2006, 07:30:58 AM
sad thing is that on many guys those would be true. :))
:)) :)) Yep met a few in my life time :)))
lmao. :-X
HA~!! those were good. :)))
Quote from: hades on July 23, 2006, 07:30:58 AM
sad thing is that on many guys those would be true. :))
You included? :))
that hearts:P ::)but funny as hell :))
:)) cute
:'((
Those were too funny! :D
Quote from: sweetpeach on July 23, 2006, 06:28:59 AM
Sorry guys couldnt resist. I wonder how many guys can relate to this :)))
29. Every heard of clearasil?
ewwwww lol
29. Every heard of clearasil?
i remember in school when girls tried covering pimples up with make up. :))
Youre supposed to SAY things in situations like that? Not just point and laugh?
<Mentally noted>
i have to admit every time i read it still makes me laugh :))