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Title: A New Diet
Post by: liebe_angel on July 31, 2006, 11:26:25 PM
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in wal-mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever
and was in the check out line.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:33:59 AM
OMG LMAO!!
Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: foxx on August 01, 2006, 07:38:37 AM
HA! 
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: hades on August 01, 2006, 07:58:33 AM
lmao.  :))
Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: kandykitty20012 on February 04, 2007, 08:27:34 AM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: Monkey on February 04, 2007, 08:37:21 AM
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Post by: CrossCountry on February 04, 2007, 12:57:56 PM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: Luna on February 05, 2007, 11:42:24 AM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: pammer on February 05, 2007, 12:21:19 PM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: IndianLover on February 05, 2007, 03:06:04 PM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: hunter13 on February 07, 2007, 05:29:49 PM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: Ms.Behavin on February 16, 2007, 03:12:46 AM
Don't you just love stupid people. Heres to all the dumb  :o0 in the world,  :!! I was breastfeeding my son one day in the bathroom at a mall and this lady walked in and tried to start a conversation by saying "Is he urs?"  :o 
Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: Izamin on February 16, 2007, 11:07:38 PM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: swamp on February 17, 2007, 11:07:14 AM
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Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: CrossCountry on February 17, 2007, 05:13:08 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on February 16, 2007, 03:12:46 AM
Don't you just love stupid people. Heres to all the dumb  :o0 in the world,  :!! I was breastfeeding my son one day in the bathroom at a mall and this lady walked in and tried to start a conversation by saying "Is he urs?"  :o 


lmao Bill Engval  HERE'S UR SIGN!!
Title: Re: A New Diet
Post by: april_showers on February 20, 2007, 11:16:28 AM
 :D stupid people jus kill me..lol