A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....
I was in wal-mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever
and was in the check out line.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
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Don't you just love stupid people. Heres to all the dumb :o0 in the world, :!! I was breastfeeding my son one day in the bathroom at a mall and this lady walked in and tried to start a conversation by saying "Is he urs?" :o
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Quote from: Ms.Behavin on February 16, 2007, 03:12:46 AM
Don't you just love stupid people. Heres to all the dumb :o0 in the world, :!! I was breastfeeding my son one day in the bathroom at a mall and this lady walked in and tried to start a conversation by saying "Is he urs?" :o
lmao Bill Engval HERE'S UR SIGN!!
:D stupid people jus kill me..lol