I just had another brainstorm for a new topic. I'm sure everyone screws up something every now and then. Yanno those embarrassing moments?
But do you have the guts to tell everyone about it? :-\
Ok here's what just happened to me a little bit ago. I was boiling eggs to make a salad. I went to do some work and I started smelling something, and didn't know what it was. I kinda ignored it and kept doing what I was doing. Well the smell got worse. I got up and started down the hallway. About that time the fire alarm goes off, and I still didn't
OMG!! Have you ever burnt eggs by boiling them? I'm talking, no water in the pan, they are friggen black and cracked and they stink like chit. I almost burnt my hand on the handle trying to throw the pot in the sink. I'm sure the pot is ruined now. I can't believe I did that.
Moral of the story: I can't even boil eggs, and because I had to boil some more eggs...we won't be having meatloaf until I go shopping.
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 04:29:21 PM
I just had another brainstorm for a new topic. I'm sure everyone screws up something every now and then. Yanno those embarrassing moments?
But do you have the guts to tell everyone about it? :-\
Ok here's what just happened to me a little bit ago. I was boiling eggs to make a salad. I went to do some work and I started smelling something, and didn't know what it was. I kinda ignored it and kept doing what I was doing. Well the smell got worse. I got up and started down the hallway. About that time the fire alarm goes off, and I still didn't
OMG!! Have you ever burnt eggs by boiling them? I'm talking, no water in the pan, they are friggen black and cracked and they stink like chit. I almost burnt my hand on the handle trying to throw the pot in the sink. I'm sure the pot is ruined now. I can't believe I did that.
Moral of the story: I can't even boil eggs, and because I had to boil some more eggs...we won't be having meatloaf until I go shopping.
Ha! never thought it was possible....gotta love your honesty. :-*
Jesus! Where do I begin? >:D
The time I tripped over the neighbors cat and fell in my pool?
My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug, slamming myself into a wall?
The time I... Oh please, I could have this thread filled up in a day! :))
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Stand up and take responsibility for your actions woman..lmao Don't blame the alcohol. :)))
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Stand up and take responsibility for your actions woman..lmao Don't blame the alcohol. :)))
Oh nooooooo....I would never have done it sober...it was the alcohols fault, >>:D I tell ya, I'm innocent. 0:
I think I have you beat Tara.
After my ex left I had to learn to cook or my son and I was going to go hungry. (I will add one thing tho, my son makes the best cakes that I have ever had!)....
It was winter time and we both wanted a pot of beans (brown beans with ham). So how hard can that be? I mean anyone can pot on a pot of beans and get that right. I do own a slow cooker. I called my aunt and asked her how to cook them just to make sure. lol
After letting them soak all night in water and baking soda I put the beans on to cook slow, in the slow cooker just like my aunt told me to. (With the new water, I am not that dumb). After a while, (don't ask) my son asked me if I smelled something? I got up and went into the kitchen and OMG.... Talking about a mess!... Have you ever seen bean chit all over the wall and floor? I mean it was every where, dang what a mess that was to clean up.... The beans was dry. Not a drop of water left... BUT.... I remember my mother use to save a pot of beans by just adding water, cooking a little longer then you still have your beans, right? WRONG!
I added the new water in that pot of beans and started cooking them again. I checked just to make sure it was on slow cook and it was. We started airing out the house (I can not tell you just how bad that smell was) and went back to watching the movie.... Well guess what? The damn beans went dry again!....... This is the second time that I boiled all the water out of a pot of beans, (the same pot of beans).... (Yes, there was yet another mess to clean up. I had my son to throw the beans across the road and let the critters have them and the throw that slow cooker away because I did not think it could come clean.
Now for the fun part. You know those vultures that eats everything? They would not touch them. I was so pissed when my son called my attention to this. Those beans were still there three weeks latter. NOTHING would touch those beans. Needless to say, my son told me that he lost his taste for beans. To this day, I still have not tried to cook beans. :))
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:45:57 PM
Jesus! Where do I begin? >:D
The time I tripped over the neighbors cat and fell in my pool?
My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug, slamming myself into a wall?
The time I... Oh please, I could have this thread filled up in a day! :))
Come on, You have my attention on that "My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug" thing......
Quote from: justahumping on August 01, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:45:57 PM
Jesus! Where do I begin? >:D
The time I tripped over the neighbors cat and fell in my pool?
My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug, slamming myself into a wall?
The time I... Oh please, I could have this thread filled up in a day! :))
Come on, You have my attention on that "My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug" thing......
LMAO! It was like, a page long rant in Jackerz. I'll see if I can find it. :))
Funny how this thread started today after what I did this morning..I was rinsing out a jelly jar to put in trash, the picked up the peanut butter jar and started to rinse it to........only there was STILL peanut butter in it.. :)) Hubby looked at me and said..You ok??. Guess I wanted clean peanut butter!!! :)))
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 05:08:05 PM
Funny how this thread started today after what I did this morning..I was rinsing out a jelly jar to put in trash, the picked up the peanut butter jar and started to rinse it to........only there was STILL peanut butter in it.. :)) Hubby looked at me and said..You ok??. Guess I wanted clean peanut butter!!! :)))
LMAO!! Nothing better than clean peanut butter huh?
This is the bug story rant:
Quote from: Libra on April 12, 2006, 03:52:53 PM
Ok, here in Florida, we have these freaks of nature called, "Palmetto Bugs." Let me just state for the record that I absolutely DESPISE these things. They are the ugliest, nastiest, grossest freaks God ever put on this planet, and I'm tellin' ya, whatever day God created Palmetto Bugs on, well, let's just say it's my guess that she (he?) was having a particularly bad day. Or, he (she?) thought it would be hysterically funny at some point....
Anyhoo, Odds on, if you live in South Florida, you have already encountered a Palmetto Bug or two. What are they? Simply stated, a Cockroach. But not your ordinary, run of the mill cockroach. No, they are nothing like the cute little creepy crawlies you see in Orkin commercials.
For one thing, Palmetto Bugs tend to be a bit larger than your average roach. I'm not kidding when I say that I have seen them grow to three inches or more. You may think cockroaches are gross, but the experience is much more vivid when all the gory details are magnified. As if that wasn't enough, Palmetto Bugs can fly! Yes, FLY! You have never been creeped out until you see a three inch roach fly up and land on the table next to you. And it gets worse, Palmetto Bugs aren't afraid of the light. You're just as likely to encounter one during the day as at night. The last little detail to distinguish the Palmetto Bug from your average cockroach is that they are armored. Step on one and you're lucky if you get its attention. You don't even get the pleasure of squishing one. Besides, stepping or smashing one is simply not an option for me.. They go CAAARRRRRUUUUUUNNNCCCH! ew.
Anyway, I get home from work and it's pee pee time <insert Tara's annoying little avatar here> So, once I'm all zipped back up, I go to exit the bathroom and what do I see, RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY? A Palmetto Bug. The durn thing is AT LEAST a foot long (Ahh, I exaggerate, but it might as well have taken up the whole bathroom.) Well. I'm stuck. I'm not MOVING. I don't want the thing to take flight and land on me or near me or even as close as, say.... Pluto. So, I call the dog. Dog, comes in the bathroom all happy and waggly tailed, ignores the bug, walks right past it in fact, and joins me in the corner. He's all happy and panting and wondering what game we're playing. I'm thinking of ways to crawl out the window. I was hoping the dog would at least SNIFF at it or something to get it moving along so I could get out of the bathroom and get the raid. But, NOOOOO! I have to be the owner of the world's most ignorant dog. I mean, this is the same dog that walked into the sliding glass door on a daily basis for three years before he finally realized "hey, I should probably step lightly when approaching this door to make sure it isn't closed so I don't smash my nose in so far it comes out the back of my azz." :-[
Well, the bug MOVED!! TOWARDS ME!!!! Well, freak out mode kicked in, and with adrenaline pumping, I high jumped, triple lutzed and salchowed out of the bathroom, backflipped down the hall and ran a marathon through the living room and finally did a triple flip dismount about six houses down. I scored a 9.5. It would have been a perfect 10, but that snooty French judge just HAD to take points off for when I smashed into that wall.
Anyway, I finally got my nerves calmed down, went back in the house, grabbed the raid and went hunting for the bug. OK.... ew. It wasn't there. I was already having freakish nightmares about it crawling on me whilst sleeping. I'm searching around, can of raid pointed straight out ahead of me, ready to spray anything that moved. I heard it crawling around (double ew.) the books in the bookcases, so I sprayed. And sprayed. Then sprayed some more. I switched hands and sprayed again. When I finished off that can, I got some hair spray (no, not Aquanet... I didn't want it permanently GLUED to one of my favorite books) and sprayed some of that for good measure. Finally, with all the windows and doors opened to air out the toxic wastland that is my house, I am here.
After these six Xanax I took kick in, I should be back to normal, or whatever version of normal that was me, pre-bug.
Sincerely,
Lib
I have another one that has to do with my daughter.
I heard my daughter screaming one morning. (she was about 13 when this happened) I went to see what the problem was. She was in the bathroom, on the counter with her cat beside her..... I asked *whats wrong?* She told me that there was a mouse in with the towels. She seen it and went to get her cat which was sleeping on her bed. She grabbed the sleeping cat and threw it in with the towels. As soon as the cat seen the mouse, it (the cat) jumped on top of the counter with my daughter. The mouse scared the cat!..... :;' It was one of those *you had to be there to see this*
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 05:08:05 PM
Funny how this thread started today after what I did this morning..I was rinsing out a jelly jar to put in trash, the picked up the peanut butter jar and started to rinse it to........only there was STILL peanut butter in it.. :)) Hubby looked at me and said..You ok??. Guess I wanted clean peanut butter!!! :)))
LOL. Wake up Nanners...........
Quote from: justahumping on August 01, 2006, 05:11:51 PM
I have another one that has to do with my daughter.
I heard my daughter screaming one morning. (she was about 13 when this happened) I went to see what the problem was. She was in the bathroom, on the counter with her cat beside her..... I asked *whats wrong?* She told me that there was a mouse in with the towels. She seen it and went to get her cat which was sleeping on her bed. She grabbed the sleeping cat and threw it in with the towels. As soon as the cat seen the mouse, it (the cat) jumped on top of the counter with my daughter. The mouse scared the cat!..... :;' It was one of those *you had to be there to see this*
Oh gawd, not a mouse story.. I really want someone's Mommy now. :OO :'((
Ugh... fell in pool. Totally clothed and sober:
Quote from: Libra on May 30, 2006, 04:05:50 PM
Ok... My neighbor's cat has kind of adopted us. Our screened in pool area is no longer screened in because the hurricane blew the screen to kingdom come. This is where the cat hangs out, sleeps, eats, etc. It's also where I feed her. Every day, I come home from work (after the mad dash to the bathroom to pee, because I can't pee in the coed bathroom at work) I feed the cat. Yanno how cats will weave in and out of your legs while you're trying to walk? Especially when you have a bowl of food in your hand?
Well.
I've got aforementioned bowl of food in my hand, teetering around in my heels out by the pool where I feed her, and she's weaving in and out and around my legs, the dog's there too, and he's all excited to be outside, so he's hopping and skipping and jumping around....
Well.
I lose my balance. Now, rather than step ON the weaving cat and the hyper dog, I kinda do a two-step, side step, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care, balance beam act in my high heels and brand new dress that's dry clean only...
Well.
I lost it. The contents of the bowl of cat food go FLYING. The cat does one of those standing still, jump straight up in the air 40 feet thingies, the dog goes flying off in the other direction..... And I, graceful thing that I am... fall right in the pool. High heels, dry clean only dress, bowl and all.
Splash.
RIGHT. IN. THE. POOL!
So, the neighbors across the water, who are sitting out back, enjoying the coolness of the early evening, yell out, "Are you ok?" Except.... It sounds like this:
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha snort! ARE YOU ha ha ha ha ha haa teehee ha ha ha OK? ha ha ha ha ha tee hee hee hee giggle snort!"
I am fine. I am wet. I am humiliated. But I am just fine. Thankyouverymuch!
Moral of the story? Always put a bikini on before feeding the cat. >:(
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
LMAO! Where do you find this crap? :)) :))
Libra..... That was funny, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to have seen that one. :))
Quote from: justahumping on August 01, 2006, 05:20:43 PM
Libra..... That was funny, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to have seen that one. :))
LMAO! Which one? The cat food pool story or the bug story? :))
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
OMG! I love it....
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 04:29:21 PM
I just had another brainstorm for a new topic. I'm sure everyone screws up something every now and then. Yanno those embarrassing moments?
But do you have the guts to tell everyone about it? :-\
Ok here's what just happened to me a little bit ago. I was boiling eggs to make a salad. I went to do some work and I started smelling something, and didn't know what it was. I kinda ignored it and kept doing what I was doing. Well the smell got worse. I got up and started down the hallway. About that time the fire alarm goes off, and I still didn't
OMG!! Have you ever burnt eggs by boiling them? I'm talking, no water in the pan, they are friggen black and cracked and they stink like chit. I almost burnt my hand on the handle trying to throw the pot in the sink. I'm sure the pot is ruined now. I can't believe I did that.
Moral of the story: I can't even boil eggs, and because I had to boil some more eggs...we won't be having meatloaf until I go shopping.
yes :im a redneck post : ;D
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 05:16:54 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
LMAO! Where do you find this crap? :)) :))
I go pic surfing sometimes for funny stuff.... not the black & white kind. :;"
Sad to say all my embarrassing moments are not drinking related..
I have NO excuses for my actions :))
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 05:41:08 PM
Sad to say all my embarrassing moments are not drinking related..
I have NO excuses for my actions :))
LOL That makes it even friggen better. :))
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 05:43:19 PM
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 05:41:08 PM
Sad to say all my embarrassing moments are not drinking related..
I have NO excuses for my actions :))
LOL That makes it even friggen better. :))
I gigglespewed my beer at Nanna washing her peanut butter. :))
Lib, I gotta tell you that the bug story is my all time favoritest story of yours!
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: justahumping on August 01, 2006, 05:20:43 PM
Libra..... That was funny, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to have seen that one. :))
LMAO! Which one? The cat food pool story or the bug story? :))
Well, I was talking about the bug story, but both were funny. Sorry. But sometimes true story's are funny than jokes. lol
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 05:43:19 PM
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 05:41:08 PM
Sad to say all my embarrassing moments are not drinking related..
I have NO excuses for my actions :))
LOL That makes it even friggen better. :))
I gigglespewed my beer at Nanna washing her peanut butter. :))
Well I can tell ya I have THE cleanest p'nut butter in town.. LMAO!
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 06:17:16 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 05:43:19 PM
Quote from: nanners on August 01, 2006, 05:41:08 PM
Sad to say all my embarrassing moments are not drinking related..
I have NO excuses for my actions :))
LOL That makes it even friggen better. :))
I gigglespewed my beer at Nanna washing her peanut butter. :))
Well I can tell ya I have THE cleanest p'nut butter in town.. LMAO!
LMAO nanners..that was too good!! and lib...i would have done the same thing had a huge azz bug been that close to me..i woke up one morning to a daddy long leg crawling on my face, yes MY FACE and i about peed my pants!!! needless to say that little sucker had a flying lesson that day...
tara..how do you burn hard boiled eggs?? lol guess there is a first time for everything..
ok..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
Quote from: babygurl424 on August 01, 2006, 06:35:06 PM
ok..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
OMG!! How embarrassing. :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 06:46:34 PM
Quote from: babygurl424 on August 01, 2006, 06:35:06 PM
ok..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
OMG!! How embarrassing. :)) :))
yea i know..going to kennywood the 13th and im NOT wearing a 2 piece and if i do..its gonna be tucked in my pants..LMAO
Quote from: babygurl424 on August 01, 2006, 06:35:06 PM
ok..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
LMAO! OMG! How embarrassing!
That reminds me of the time when I was in high school and my friends and I were standing on "the hill" watching the football game. We were all a little crazy and had spiked our cokes with rum. My friend Pam started leaning forward, slow mo like... She was going down that hill which landed about on the 20 yard line. Well, being the nice friend that I am, I decided to stop her. I grabbed the back of her jeans but the momentum was already in full swing. She kept falling forward while I was standing still with my hand firmly gripping the back of her pants. Welp....The ass of her jeans ripped right at the side seams all the way down to her thighs. She rolled down that hill, grabbing at grass to try and stop herself while also trying to cover her bare ass. She finally stopped on the 15 yard line. I'll never forget the ass of her jeans, flapping in the wind while she rolled down that hill.
She didn't talk to me for a week.
:)) :))
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: babygurl424 on August 01, 2006, 06:35:06 PM
ok..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
LMAO! OMG! How embarrassing!
That reminds me of the time when I was in high school and my friends and I were standing on "the hill" watching the football game. We were all a little crazy and had spiked our cokes with rum. My friend Pam started leaning forward, slow mo like... She was going down that hill which landed about on the 20 yard line. Well, being the nice friend that I am, I decided to stop her. I grabbed the back of her jeans but the momentum was already in full swing. She kept falling forward while I was standing still with my hand firmly gripping the back of her pants. Welp....The ass of her jeans ripped right at the side seams all the way down to her thighs. She rolled down that hill, grabbing at grass to try and stop herself while also trying to cover her bare ass. She finally stopped on the 15 yard line. I'll never forget the ass of her jeans, flapping in the wind while she rolled down that hill.
She didn't talk to me for a week.
:)) :))
Oh man that had to hurt. I wouldn't of talked to you either.
I see your whiney azz got your JT. You happy now? :)))
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
omg I love it .. snagged ! tyvm
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: babygurl424 on August 01, 2006, 06:35:06 PM
ok..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
LMAO! OMG! How embarrassing!
That reminds me of the time when I was in high school and my friends and I were standing on "the hill" watching the football game. We were all a little crazy and had spiked our cokes with rum. My friend Pam started leaning forward, slow mo like... She was going down that hill which landed about on the 20 yard line. Well, being the nice friend that I am, I decided to stop her. I grabbed the back of her jeans but the momentum was already in full swing. She kept falling forward while I was standing still with my hand firmly gripping the back of her pants. Welp....The ass of her jeans ripped right at the side seams all the way down to her thighs. She rolled down that hill, grabbing at grass to try and stop herself while also trying to cover her bare ass. She finally stopped on the 15 yard line. I'll never forget the ass of her jeans, flapping in the wind while she rolled down that hill.
She didn't talk to me for a week.
:)) :))
Oh man that had to hurt. I wouldn't of talked to you either.
I see your whiney azz got your JT. You happy now? :)))
SHEESH! I tried to STOP HER! It was never my intentions to rip her pants off. >:D
And yes, I am very happy with my JT... thankyouverymuch! :D
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
um I am canuck .. what the hell is "dippin dots" when we dip dots it is someone named Dorthy getting dunked in the water
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
um I am canuck .. what the hell is "dippin dots" when we dip dots it is someone named Dorthy getting dunked in the water
Go look right here.... http://global.dippindots.com/
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:16:23 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
omg I love it .. snagged ! tyvm
Yw...how are you Crazy? :/\ have ya done anything embarrassing we might like to know about? ??? :P
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 07:30:49 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:16:23 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:51:04 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Hell, I can only blame alcohol on about half of mine! :))
Lmaooo.... (https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3568/drank15sm3.gif) (https://imageshack.us)
omg I love it .. snagged ! tyvm
Yw...how are you Crazy? :/\ have ya done anything embarrassing we might like to know about? ??? :P
lol doing good ty and you, and I done that much it is hard to figure out what to put here lmao :))
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:29:49 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
um I am canuck .. what the hell is "dippin dots" when we dip dots it is someone named Dorthy getting dunked in the water
Go look right here.... http://www.dippindots.com/
ah ty .. now I understand... :)) how scary is that !
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: ~Ãutolovér~ on August 01, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
I have a few that I can't mention :-\ ...But! It wasn't my fault....it was the alcohol. :-[ :ll
Stand up and take responsibility for your actions woman..lmao Don't blame the alcohol. :)))
i opened my mouth and started typing rubbish posts and havent stopped since joining our wonderfull forum see ive admitted i post all rubbish posts and run our country down and u name it ive posted about it shame on me ehh :-[
oh and did i mention im so ashamed for posting silly topics lol should be called an own up topic :)) :))
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
um I am canuck .. what the hell is "dippin dots" when we dip dots it is someone named Dorthy getting dunked in the water
if you've never had dippin dots i suggest you google their website and see if anywhere nearby you has them, or you can even buy them on their website, but they do cost alot on there... but my boyfriend hasnt had them either until we went to myrtle beach this year and now i have him hooked on them.. they are seriously the single most awesome thing in the world.. or at least i think so anyway.. and i go tmy boyfriend hooked too and he told me that they were stupid because we watched a food show on the history channel about the history of ice cream or something and dippin dots was on there..
so yea.. go to the website, check it out, see if theres anywhere near you to get them,,
we used to have a store around here, but now the only places around me in PA is the Zoo, Idewild, Sandcastle and im assuming kennywood would have them as well...
I know the Ripleys Aquarium at Myrtle Beach had them, thats where i got my boyfriend addicted to them, then when we were walking around the boardwalk we kept seeing stands and a little shop but the shop was never open, the vending machine that sold them was sold out, nad the little stand was always closed when we were there. >:((
O-M-G! Between Nanners PB story and Lib's swimming bugs, I'm laughing so stinkin hard IT HURTS! Tears are FLOWING down my face! Hubby is asleep in bed, so I'm trying to laugh as quietly as I can........ NOT WORKING LMAOOOOOO!!!!
Embarrassing story eh?
Most recently hubby and I went camping with my Uncle, Aunt, some cousins, and Uncle's friends in Jersey. I was excited to go out on Uncle's boat and do some fishing - was craving fried flounder. We had a big storm the first day we got to the campsite and had to set camp in the rain - took 3 hrs, all were drenched except the dog. Finally stopped raining the next day around noon. Uncle asks if I need Dramamine, I being the good veteran Coastie been out on boats in heavy swells, decline.
3 hrs later doing 15 knots, I'm emptying the contents of my entire digestive system into the wide open ocean in front of 3 grown men all over 40. I notice the expelled contents are "flying". Uncle's friend is COVERED and I'm beet red.
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: babygurl424 on August 01, 2006, 06:35:06 PM
OK..i have a really good one..about 4 years ago my mom and stepdad and i took my 8 yr old (Logan), then 4 and my step sister to idlewild. we rode the regular rides most of the day and then decided that it was time to go to the water park part. we already had on our bathing suits under our clothes to make it easy and just took an extra change of dry clothes for after. well, i had on a pink 2 piece. logan wanted to go on this MASSIVE waterslide (those of you who have ever been there will know what i am talking about) but wouldn't go alone so we all decided to go. well, my stepdad went, then my mom, then my stepsis, then logan, and i went last, well, with the combination of the water whooshing and the speed i was hurling down the slide my bathing suit top flew up over my head and i exposed my ta-tas to the whole darn park!!! i had to get down in the pool you land in cause i couldn't get my top fixed!!! it was all twisted and twirled around like a curly fry!! so my mom had to bring me my towel to wrap up in and i had to go to the bathroom and fix my top THEN go pay 20 friggin dollars for a new towel that wouldn't soak up a darn teaspoon of water. all was well until a guy approached me and asked me what size i was and i punched him!! needless to say i don't go on water slides anymore...
LMAO! OMG! How embarrassing!
That reminds me of the time when I was in high school and my friends and I were standing on "the hill" watching the football game. We were all a little crazy and had spiked our cokes with rum. My friend Pam started leaning forward, slow mo like... She was going down that hill which landed about on the 20 yard line. Well, being the nice friend that I am, I decided to stop her. I grabbed the back of her jeans but the momentum was already in full swing. She kept falling forward while I was standing still with my hand firmly gripping the back of her pants. Welp....The ass of her jeans ripped right at the side seams all the way down to her thighs. She rolled down that hill, grabbing at grass to try and stop herself while also trying to cover her bare ass. She finally stopped on the 15 yard line. I'll never forget the ass of her jeans, flapping in the wind while she rolled down that hill.
She didn't talk to me for a week.
:)) :))
Oh man that had to hurt. I wouldn't of talked to you either.
I see your whiney azz got your JT. You happy now? :)))
SHEESH! I tried to STOP HER! It was never my intentions to rip her pants off. >:D
And yes, I am very happy with my JT... thankyouverymuch! :D
Sure you did try to stop her. IF I would have been there, I would have paid good money to see that one. That is the best post I have seen so far, You all keep on posting and I will tell you about loosing a toe while using a vacuum cleaner. Takes a man to do that one. ( damnit. I either need to go to bed or stop drinking. Hell, I will just have another drink. Oh yes, about my name, (justahumping) well you can call me thumper iffing you want to, that name was giving to me by an ex g/friend so I am not giving it up. and that reminds me of another story about rabbits. Damn, at my age, I have a few stories but they are all on me. lol
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
um I am canuck .. what the hell is "dippin dots" when we dip dots it is someone named Dorthy getting dunked in the water
if you've never had dippin dots i suggest you google their website and see if anywhere nearby you has them, or you can even buy them on their website, but they do cost alot on there... but my boyfriend hasnt had them either until we went to myrtle beach this year and now i have him hooked on them.. they are seriously the single most awesome thing in the world.. or at least i think so anyway.. and i go tmy boyfriend hooked too and he told me that they were stupid because we watched a food show on the history channel about the history of ice cream or something and dippin dots was on there..
so yea.. go to the website, check it out, see if theres anywhere near you to get them,,
we used to have a store around here, but now the only places around me in PA is the Zoo, Idewild, Sandcastle and im assuming kennywood would have them as well...
I know the Ripleys Aquarium at Myrtle Beach had them, thats where i got my boyfriend addicted to them, then when we were walking around the boardwalk we kept seeing stands and a little shop but the shop was never open, the vending machine that sold them was sold out, nad the little stand was always closed when we were there. >:((
im going to have to google it when im feeling better , i'll type in dipping dots, g/luck with getting your fix of dipping dots O0
Quote from: Gecko on August 02, 2006, 03:09:05 AM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on August 01, 2006, 07:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 01, 2006, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Krissy*Kitty on August 01, 2006, 07:13:01 PM
my boyfriends sister just asked me if ryan and i would wanna go to sandcastle and kennywood with the family sometime, maybe this friday im like uhhh yea whatever.. ask your mom then ask us when you know for sure...
ive never been down the slides at sandcastle because anytime i was ever there the lines were always freakin HUGE and there was no way i was waiting in those loooong lines for just one slide down... when im there i spend all my money on dippin' dots :))
&& we have tickets for august 14th i believe it is to go to idewild .. my boyfriends credit union is having free food around noon so we decided to get tickets since they were discounted through them and go..
:)) :)) @ dippin dots. I love them too.
um I am canuck .. what the hell is "dippin dots" when we dip dots it is someone named Dorthy getting dunked in the water
if you've never had dippin dots i suggest you google their website and see if anywhere nearby you has them, or you can even buy them on their website, but they do cost alot on there... but my boyfriend hasnt had them either until we went to myrtle beach this year and now i have him hooked on them.. they are seriously the single most awesome thing in the world.. or at least i think so anyway.. and i go tmy boyfriend hooked too and he told me that they were stupid because we watched a food show on the history channel about the history of ice cream or something and dippin dots was on there..
so yea.. go to the website, check it out, see if theres anywhere near you to get them,,
we used to have a store around here, but now the only places around me in PA is the Zoo, Idewild, Sandcastle and im assuming kennywood would have them as well...
I know the Ripleys Aquarium at Myrtle Beach had them, thats where i got my boyfriend addicted to them, then when we were walking around the boardwalk we kept seeing stands and a little shop but the shop was never open, the vending machine that sold them was sold out, nad the little stand was always closed when we were there. >:((
im going to have to google it when im feeling better , i'll type in dipping dots, g/luck with getting your fix of dipping dots O0
thank you.. and gl with ur search for dippin dots O0
Quote from: Spoonz on August 01, 2006, 11:35:05 PM
O-M-G! Between Nanners PB story and Lib's swimming bugs, I'm laughing so stinkin hard IT HURTS! Tears are FLOWING down my face! Hubby is asleep in bed, so I'm trying to laugh as quietly as I can........ NOT WORKING LMAOOOOOO!!!!
Embarrassing story eh?
Most recently hubby and I went camping with my Uncle, Aunt, some cousins, and Uncle's friends in Jersey. I was excited to go out on Uncle's boat and do some fishing - was craving fried flounder. We had a big storm the first day we got to the campsite and had to set camp in the rain - took 3 hrs, all were drenched except the dog. Finally stopped raining the next day around noon. Uncle asks if I need Dramamine, I being the good veteran Coastie been out on boats in heavy swells, decline.
3 hrs later doing 15 knots, I'm emptying the contents of my entire digestive system into the wide open ocean in front of 3 grown men all over 40. I notice the expelled contents are "flying". Uncle's friend is COVERED and I'm beet red.
EW!! Oh gawd I know you felt embarrassed.
I also burned hard boiled eggs..Where DOES that water go.. Seems I was 'busy' in a chat room and forgot about them..I have the egg marks in bottom of pan to prove it LOL
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:27:37 AM
I also burned hard boiled eggs..Where DOES that water go.. Seems I was 'busy' in a chat room and forgot about them..I have the egg marks in bottom of pan to prove it LOL
Evaporates up in the air I guess. :-\
I just never knew it could turn completely black. :xx
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
hey lib i live in Tampa,but i live in Naples for 25yrs .........those flying roaches are terrible down there ,when people visit from up north and you try to warn them .most don't believe you until they see 1 then .i laugh at the looks on they're faces
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
oh i have sinned i have posted too much , aaaaaaaaah i feel all better shaming myself with that quotation :))
Quote from: Gecko on August 02, 2006, 07:50:17 AM
oh i have sinned i have posted too much , aaaaaaaaah i feel all better shaming myself with that quotation :))
Bad gecko >:((
Quote from: Gecko on August 02, 2006, 07:50:17 AM
oh i have sinned i have posted too much , aaaaaaaaah i feel all better shaming myself with that quotation :))
Quit whining. If you sinned go redeem yourself. >:D
I post alot also, do you hear me complaining about myself? Hell no, I leave that for everyone else to do behind my back. :))
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 07:59:50 AM
Quote from: Gecko on August 02, 2006, 07:50:17 AM
oh i have sinned i have posted too much , aaaaaaaaah i feel all better shaming myself with that quotation :))
Quit whining. If you sinned go redeem yourself. >:D
I post alot also, do you hear me complaining about myself? Hell no, I leave that for everyone else to do behind my back. :))
How did you know :))
Quote from: Evil Munkee on August 02, 2006, 08:00:36 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 07:59:50 AM
Quote from: Gecko on August 02, 2006, 07:50:17 AM
oh i have sinned i have posted too much , aaaaaaaaah i feel all better shaming myself with that quotation :))
Quit whining. If you sinned go redeem yourself. >:D
I post alot also, do you hear me complaining about myself? Hell no, I leave that for everyone else to do behind my back. :))
How did you know :))
LMAO I hear all and see all... I have friends in high and low places around this joint. :))
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 07:59:50 AM
Quote from: Gecko on August 02, 2006, 07:50:17 AM
oh i have sinned i have posted too much , aaaaaaaaah i feel all better shaming myself with that quotation :))
Quit whining. If you sinned go redeem yourself. >:D
I post alot also, do you hear me complaining about myself? Hell no, I leave that for everyone else to do behind my back. :))
ok your right let them that have whined about my posting keep on whining its your forces of complaining that keep me going on and on bit like the bunny battery add or something oh well what the heck :P
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
Oh hell yea I did..I"ll let hubby try it first LMAO!
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
Oh hell yea I did..I"ll let hubby try it first LMAO!
OMG!! <whispers to everyone but Nanners... I will NEVER EVER eat at her house>
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
Oh hell yea I did..I"ll let hubby try it first LMAO!
why don't you hide the peanut butter from your hubby nanners and tell him he has to find it im not saying where you should hide it but ...... :))) :)))
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 09:34:18 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
Oh hell yea I did..I"ll let hubby try it first LMAO!
OMG!! <whispers to everyone but Nanners... I will NEVER EVER eat at her house>
Well, if you do.. at least you know it will be.. ummm... CLEAN! :))
Quote from: Libra on August 02, 2006, 10:05:01 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 09:34:18 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
Oh hell yea I did..I"ll let hubby try it first LMAO!
OMG!! <whispers to everyone but Nanners... I will NEVER EVER eat at her house>
Well, if you do.. at least you know it will be.. ummm... CLEAN! :))
Yeah I'm craving a soapy clean peanut butter and banana on toast sandwich as we speak. :)))
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 10:11:26 AM
Quote from: Libra on August 02, 2006, 10:05:01 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 09:34:18 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:15:06 AM
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 03:34:10 AM
Live and learn I guess..Sure hope my p'nut butter dried out ::)
I know you didn't save the peanut butter. :o
Oh hell yea I did..I"ll let hubby try it first LMAO!
OMG!! <whispers to everyone but Nanners... I will NEVER EVER eat at her house>
Well, if you do.. at least you know it will be.. ummm... CLEAN! :))
Yeah I'm craving a soapy clean peanut butter and banana on toast sandwich as we speak. :)))
LMAO! Hee!
WEll Hell's Bell's I didn't put soap in it...caught myself before I did.. :))Nuttin better than clean smooooth creamy p'nut butter.. :pp
Quote from: nanners on August 02, 2006, 11:02:04 AM
WEll Hell's Bell's I didn't put soap in it...caught myself before I did.. :))Nuttin better than clean smooooth creamy p'nut butter.. :pp
You still put water in it. There's nothing better than watered down peanut butter yanno? :)))
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
O m G :))
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
OMG! Was that you? It was last October, right?
Cades Cove is wonderful. Ever tried to drive down that mountain at night?
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
OMG! :)) :)) Whats bad also, is when your so drunk and you squat to pee and just fall down in it. I know I'm not the only one it's happened to.
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
OMG! :)) :)) Whats bad also, is when your so drunk and you squat to pee and just fall down in it.
I take it you know that from experience? :))
Quote from: Libra on August 02, 2006, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
OMG! :)) :)) Whats bad also, is when your so drunk and you squat to pee and just fall down in it.
I take it you know that from experience? :))
I modified my post goofball...I'm sure you have also. I wasn't even of age to drink yet and I had to pee, we stopped on a country road. I was laughing so hard that I just fell right back into it. Then I couldn't get up..lmao
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:12:26 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 02, 2006, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
OMG! :)) :)) Whats bad also, is when your so drunk and you squat to pee and just fall down in it.
I take it you know that from experience? :))
I modified my post goofball...I'm sure you have also. I wasn't even of age to drink yet and I had to pee, we stopped on a country road. I was laughing so hard that I just fell right back into it. Then I couldn't get up..lmao
Ok, I have never done that. I always made sure that there was someone around to hold me up! :))
geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!
Quote from: Spoonz on August 02, 2006, 08:19:57 PM
geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: Tori on August 02, 2006, 05:02:14 PM
Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.
The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro. I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing :-[
I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high 8)
This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'((
Don't tell anyone I did this, ok? ;)
OMG! :)) :)) Whats bad also, is when your so drunk and you squat to pee and just fall down in it. I know I'm not the only one it's happened to.
Say what? You nastyfreakindrunkazzpissywench!
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Spoonz on August 02, 2006, 08:19:57 PM
geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao
LMAOOOO you poet you!
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Spoonz on August 02, 2006, 08:19:57 PM
geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao
If u get that pissy drunk.. u need to catherize yourself before u go out... then u dont have to stop and piss at all!
Now...chittin... datz another story..... lmfaoz
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on August 02, 2006, 08:25:02 PM
Quote from: Tara on August 02, 2006, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Spoonz on August 02, 2006, 08:19:57 PM
geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao
If u get that pissy drunk.. u need to catherize yourself before u go out... then u dont have to stop and piss at all!
Now...chittin... datz another story..... lmfaoz
Oh gawd that was in the days when I wasn't even allowed to drink. Hell if I would of been, I wouldn't of been out on a country road somewhere in the middle of the night. :pp
If you had left the eggs just a little longer, you could have been finding bits of egg above your windowsill like I did after the fire department left. I left the house & came home to find the eggs had exploded & a neighbor had called the fire dept. Of course, I felt like an idiot.
:)) :)) :)) Shady!!!
gggrrr where's the AC man?! >>:D
Quote from: shadylady_129 on August 02, 2006, 09:53:47 PM
If you had left the eggs just a little longer, you could have been finding bits of egg above your windowsill like I did after the fire department left. I left the house & came home to find the eggs had exploded & a neighbor had called the fire dept. Of course, I felt like an idiot.
OMG shady ... that beats all I think :))
A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 03, 2006, 05:03:01 AM
A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)
:))) I know that had to hurt with your back already in pain ... but omg lmao @ the visual!
Quote from: Libra on August 01, 2006, 04:45:57 PM
Jesus! Where do I begin? >:D
The time I tripped over the neighbors cat and fell in my pool?
My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug, slamming myself into a wall?
The time I... Oh please, I could have this thread filled up in a day! :))
OMG I am the same way could tell you stories ALL day
the time I tripped over a saint bernard dog...while carrying MY dog (cockerspanial)...oh my did the people laughed at me...
the time I tryed to go into the water down at the shore...the ocean kept spitting me out...I got so tired of being knocked over I crawled back to my blanket on hands and knees...oh how the people laughed at me...
the time I tripped backwards over a big garbage bag in my kitchen.....again with the people laughing...just my brother n boyfriend at the time tho...
btw when I tripped those 2 times I got AIRBORNE bigtime!!!
Quote from: ClingFree on August 03, 2006, 06:19:53 AM
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 03, 2006, 05:03:01 AM
A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)
:))) I know that had to hurt with your back already in pain ... but omg lmao @ the visual!
I KNOW! Coffee meet monitor! :))
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 03, 2006, 05:03:01 AM
A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)
Oh hun.... :)) That had to have hurt. :)) But like Mr. Slave and Brandy I would have been laughin my azzzzz off too. :)) :))
*hangs head* boiled the eggs for the potato salad no problem. Didn't burn, didn't explod, they were lovely, cooked just right. Made the potato salad and moved the bowl (plastic) so I could wipe the counter. Moved the bowl onto the stove while I wiped the counter and put stuff in sink .... god damn it didn't turn the burner off ! eeeeeeeeeeew the fricken stench .... no potatoe salad, burner is effed and company coming in time for supper .. :OO
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
Ahhh Sheesh! You're telling this story again? :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:33:01 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
Ahhh Sheesh! You're telling this story again? :)) :)) :))
You guys made me tell it to everyone! So, shuup! :-*
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:34:21 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:33:01 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
Ahhh Sheesh! You're telling this story again? :)) :)) :))
You guys made me tell it to everyone! So, shuup! :-*
I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup! :-*
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:35:46 PM
I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup! :-*
:P
Quote from: crazy_ on August 03, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
No...lol...only the ones that look like they may start developing brain structure and the ability to speak... :))) Once every 6 months or so one of them appears! I may start naming even the baby ones now just for fun.
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:39:19 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:35:46 PM
I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup! :-*
:P
Quote from: crazy_ on August 03, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
No...lol...only the ones that look like they may start developing brain structure and the ability to speak... :))) Once every 6 months or so one of them appears! I may start naming even the baby ones now just for fun.
LMAO! I'm gonna need a baby names book.
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:41:55 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:39:19 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:35:46 PM
I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup! :-*
:P
Quote from: crazy_ on August 03, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
No...lol...only the ones that look like they may start developing brain structure and the ability to speak... :))) Once every 6 months or so one of them appears! I may start naming even the baby ones now just for fun.
LMAO! I'm gonna need a baby names book.
Probably the only reason I'd ever need one! :)))
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:41:55 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:39:19 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 03:35:46 PM
I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup! :-*
:P
Quote from: crazy_ on August 03, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
No...lol...only the ones that look like they may start developing brain structure and the ability to speak... :))) Once every 6 months or so one of them appears! I may start naming even the baby ones now just for fun.
LMAO! I'm gonna need a baby names book.
Probably the only reason I'd ever need one! :)))
I know, right? I'll have friends over, and they'll see the book and go "Oh WOW, you guys are thinking of having kids?"
"Naw, that's for my zits." :)) :))
LMAO! :))
Quote from: crazy_ on August 03, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
lmao.. ..thats jus the beginnin of the wierd thingz they name. Z is at the end of the alphabet... but they name thingz from A-Z... zit jus happen to be one of the last....
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on August 03, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on August 03, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 03, 2006, 03:30:14 PM
So I have this giant pimple. His name is Frank. The following happened today...
There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at. He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...
To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...
"I don't know...like 45?" For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43.
I am 30.
Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.
um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits? :))
lmao.. ..thats jus the beginnin of the wierd thingz they name. Z is at the end of the alphabet... but they name thingz from A-Z... zit jus happen to be one of the last....
lmao! Shuup Tokens! :-*
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 07:27:28 AM
Quote from: ClingFree on August 03, 2006, 06:19:53 AM
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 03, 2006, 05:03:01 AM
A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)
:))) I know that had to hurt with your back already in pain ... but omg lmao @ the visual!
I KNOW! Coffee meet monitor! :))
It did hurt, but I was too busy yelling at Brandy and Mr Slave to stop laughing and get my ass outta the tub to notice the pain for a while :))) Mr.Slave did sping for a new shower chair the next day tho, an expensive one with a back and arms on the side :)))
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 03, 2006, 04:42:25 PM
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 07:27:28 AM
Quote from: ClingFree on August 03, 2006, 06:19:53 AM
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 03, 2006, 05:03:01 AM
A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)
:))) I know that had to hurt with your back already in pain ... but omg lmao @ the visual!
I KNOW! Coffee meet monitor! :))
It did hurt, but I was too busy yelling at Brandy and Mr Slave to stop laughing and get my ass outta the tub to notice the pain for a while :))) Mr.Slave did sping for a new shower chair the next day tho, an expensive one with a back and arms on the side :)))
LMAO! I still giggle at that visual. Now go check your Pogo Mail, woman! >:D
As i was laughing *ahem* WITH you all, I could relate and put myself in so many of those same positions.
Here's my sad admission :-\
i didnt get a chance to ruin eggs though. I was supposed to making pasta. i put the pot on to boil..... well... i was sidetracked. my kids were fighting out front of my house and i started talking to my neightbour, she asked if that was smoke coming from my kitchen window~! OMG THE WATER~! say goodbye to the pot and hello pizza
my hubby now wont let me cook pasta anymore hehehe it must have been subconscience
Quote from: peaches1977 on August 03, 2006, 05:23:07 PM
As i was laughing *ahem* WITH you all, I could relate and put myself in so many of those same positions.
Here's my sad admission :-\
i didnt get a chance to ruin eggs though. I was supposed to making pasta. i put the pot on to boil..... well... i was sidetracked. my kids were fighting out front of my house and i started talking to my neightbour, she asked if that was smoke coming from my kitchen window~! OMG THE WATER~! say goodbye to the pot and hello pizza
my hubby now wont let me cook pasta anymore hehehe it must have been subconscience
Hee! That reminds me of this one time (And this has a Nanners influence, BTW) I was having a dinner party. I had everything PERFECT. I cooked all day, making my homemade sauce and raviolli's. Well, I washed this huge pot to boil the raviolli, but apparently, I didn't rinse it very well.
The bottom line? I had soapy pasta. I prayed to God to PLEEEEEEASE not have let the soapy water have soaked into the pasta.
Nope.
We all sat down to a dinner that tasted decidedly like Dawn dishwashing liquid. After a couple of bites and polite comments, I said, "Eff it!" and ordered a pizza.
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: peaches1977 on August 03, 2006, 05:23:07 PM
As i was laughing *ahem* WITH you all, I could relate and put myself in so many of those same positions.
Here's my sad admission :-\
i didnt get a chance to ruin eggs though. I was supposed to making pasta. i put the pot on to boil..... well... i was sidetracked. my kids were fighting out front of my house and i started talking to my neightbour, she asked if that was smoke coming from my kitchen window~! OMG THE WATER~! say goodbye to the pot and hello pizza
my hubby now wont let me cook pasta anymore hehehe it must have been subconscience
Hee! That reminds me of this one time (And this has a Nanners influence, BTW) I was having a dinner party. I had everything PERFECT. I cooked all day, making my homemade sauce and raviolli's. Well, I washed this huge pot to boil the raviolli, but apparently, I didn't rinse it very well.
The bottom line? I had soapy pasta. I prayed to God to PLEEEEEEASE not have let the soapy water have soaked into the pasta.
Nope.
We all sat down to a dinner that tasted decidedly like Dawn dishwashing liquid. After a couple of bites and polite comments, I said, "Eff it!" and ordered a pizza.
Aww Lib, you shoulda borrowed Nanners very clean peanut butter :))
An oldie but goodie and by the way the statute of limitations is up so be be thinking of calling child protective services on my azz :oo
One day In was out driving on the beltway, as I did everyday, to and from the babysitters then to and from work. As I was driving, Brandy, who was about four years old at the time let out a blood curdling scream while saying "mommy our car is gonna "splode" (explode). I said "No, it's not punkin, everything is fine, why do you think something is wrong with the car?" She answered very innocently, "Cause all the other cars are passing us"! I knew I had a heavy foot but didn't realize until then that my kids had NEVER seen a car pass us on the road before. :)))
Yes, for those that are wondering, I became a much better mom after that point and tried to drive closer to the speed limit when the kids were in the car with me. :)
This one might be a bit long, but here goes anyway.....
June 2004 Gloucester, VA - We got orders to New Orleans. Our house in VA has so many trees that raking the leaves goes on and on and on and on. It rains a good deal in the spring, so burning leaves becomes much harder. PIE and I finally had 2 nice sized piles left to burn - but most of the leaves are still wet.
>insert a bit of background info - PIE is what the Coast Guard calls a Marine Science Tech. Meaning he deals with HAZMAT, oil spills, and all manner of nasty chemicals. He's a safety guru and is always situationally aware.
We light the leaf piles with help from some lighter fluid, but it's not -quite- getting the job done. So my genius PIE gets the GAS CAN for the lawn mower and puts a few drops here and there. Still not burning well, so he POURS MORE GAS ON THE SMOLDERING PILES.
Well, BOOOMMM!!!! The leaf piles take off like a Redstone rocket and the flame WALKS up the stream of gas that is pouring out of the can. Sets the plastic, still half full gas can on fire. PIE drops the can right next to our truck, which as Uncle Murphy would have it, has a full tank of gas. He realizes his faux pas and KICKS the flaming can closer to the hades-hot leaves.
His sneakers are now on fire and he's just standing there.
I'm yelling at him "YOU'RE ON FIRE!" He looks at me like I'm some crazed mutant, then finally looks down as the bottom of his jeans are now starting to flame.
He runs to the frontyard and flops around like a dying fish!
Poor guy, no burns tho.
Quote from: Spoonz on August 04, 2006, 05:03:18 AM
This one might be a bit long, but here goes anyway.....
June 2004 Gloucester, VA - We got orders to New Orleans. Our house in VA has so many trees that raking the leaves goes on and on and on and on. It rains a good deal in the spring, so burning leaves becomes much harder. PIE and I finally had 2 nice sized piles left to burn - but most of the leaves are still wet.
>insert a bit of background info - PIE is what the Coast Guard calls a Marine Science Tech. Meaning he deals with HAZMAT, oil spills, and all manner of nasty chemicals. He's a safety guru and is always situationally aware.
We light the leaf piles with help from some lighter fluid, but it's not -quite- getting the job done. So my genius PIE gets the GAS CAN for the lawn mower and puts a few drops here and there. Still not burning well, so he POURS MORE GAS ON THE SMOLDERING PILES.
Well, BOOOMMM!!!! The leaf piles take off like a Redstone rocket and the flame WALKS up the stream of gas that is pouring out of the can. Sets the plastic, still half full gas can on fire. PIE drops the can right next to our truck, which as Uncle Murphy would have it, has a full tank of gas. He realizes his faux pas and KICKS the flaming can closer to the hades-hot leaves.
His sneakers are now on fire and he's just standing there.
I'm yelling at him "YOU'RE ON FIRE!" He looks at me like I'm some crazed mutant, then finally looks down as the bottom of his jeans are now starting to flame.
He runs to the frontyard and flops around like a dying fish!
Poor guy, no burns tho.
That's terrible! But,it's a really funny story. Glad he wasn't hurt. :)))
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 04, 2006, 05:32:56 AM
Quote from: Spoonz on August 04, 2006, 05:03:18 AM
This one might be a bit long, but here goes anyway.....
June 2004 Gloucester, VA - We got orders to New Orleans. Our house in VA has so many trees that raking the leaves goes on and on and on and on. It rains a good deal in the spring, so burning leaves becomes much harder. PIE and I finally had 2 nice sized piles left to burn - but most of the leaves are still wet.
>insert a bit of background info - PIE is what the Coast Guard calls a Marine Science Tech. Meaning he deals with HAZMAT, oil spills, and all manner of nasty chemicals. He's a safety guru and is always situationally aware.
We light the leaf piles with help from some lighter fluid, but it's not -quite- getting the job done. So my genius PIE gets the GAS CAN for the lawn mower and puts a few drops here and there. Still not burning well, so he POURS MORE GAS ON THE SMOLDERING PILES.
Well, BOOOMMM!!!! The leaf piles take off like a Redstone rocket and the flame WALKS up the stream of gas that is pouring out of the can. Sets the plastic, still half full gas can on fire. PIE drops the can right next to our truck, which as Uncle Murphy would have it, has a full tank of gas. He realizes his faux pas and KICKS the flaming can closer to the hades-hot leaves.
His sneakers are now on fire and he's just standing there.
I'm yelling at him "YOU'RE ON FIRE!" He looks at me like I'm some crazed mutant, then finally looks down as the bottom of his jeans are now starting to flame.
He runs to the frontyard and flops around like a dying fish!
Poor guy, no burns tho.
That's terrible! But,it's a really funny story. Glad he wasn't hurt. :)))
The quote under your Avi has a whole different meaning after you read your story than it does before you read it! :))
I'm new to the forum but I thought I would add my story of shame. A couple of years ago coming home from being a mum taxi, I'm coming up my own driveway probably yelling at the kids in the car and trying to dodge the cat as he feels he has to race the car up the driveway every time I come home. Anyway my mum is standing at the front of the house smoking as normal when she is thinking why isn't she slowly down. To cut a long story short I forgot my husbands car was in the carport and ran right up the backside of it. My car was 4 months old and his was 10 months old, we had to have the back of his car replaced at about $3,500. The insurance company was trying to convince my hubby to report the driver to the police, he tried to explain he couldn't do that, it was his wife driving. To this day I have never lived it down. My new car has reversing sensors and a mirror!!
I don't think my hubby trust me anymore!! :;' I think I'll blame the cat.
Quote from: Libra on August 03, 2006, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: peaches1977 on August 03, 2006, 05:23:07 PM
As i was laughing *ahem* WITH you all, I could relate and put myself in so many of those same positions.
Here's my sad admission :-\
i didnt get a chance to ruin eggs though. I was supposed to making pasta. i put the pot on to boil..... well... i was sidetracked. my kids were fighting out front of my house and i started talking to my neightbour, she asked if that was smoke coming from my kitchen window~! OMG THE WATER~! say goodbye to the pot and hello pizza
my hubby now wont let me cook pasta anymore hehehe it must have been subconscience
Hee! That reminds me of this one time (And this has a Nanners influence, BTW) I was having a dinner party. I had everything PERFECT. I cooked all day, making my homemade sauce and raviolli's. Well, I washed this huge pot to boil the raviolli, but apparently, I didn't rinse it very well.
The bottom line? I had soapy pasta. I prayed to God to PLEEEEEEASE not have let the soapy water have soaked into the pasta.
Nope.
We all sat down to a dinner that tasted decidedly like Dawn dishwashing liquid. After a couple of bites and polite comments, I said, "Eff it!" and ordered a pizza.
:))
Quote from: Spoonz on August 04, 2006, 05:03:18 AM
This one might be a bit long, but here goes anyway.....
June 2004 Gloucester, VA - We got orders to New Orleans. Our house in VA has so many trees that raking the leaves goes on and on and on and on. It rains a good deal in the spring, so burning leaves becomes much harder. PIE and I finally had 2 nice sized piles left to burn - but most of the leaves are still wet.
>insert a bit of background info - PIE is what the Coast Guard calls a Marine Science Tech. Meaning he deals with HAZMAT, oil spills, and all manner of nasty chemicals. He's a safety guru and is always situationally aware.
We light the leaf piles with help from some lighter fluid, but it's not -quite- getting the job done. So my genius PIE gets the GAS CAN for the lawn mower and puts a few drops here and there. Still not burning well, so he POURS MORE GAS ON THE SMOLDERING PILES.
Well, BOOOMMM!!!! The leaf piles take off like a Redstone rocket and the flame WALKS up the stream of gas that is pouring out of the can. Sets the plastic, still half full gas can on fire. PIE drops the can right next to our truck, which as Uncle Murphy would have it, has a full tank of gas. He realizes his faux pas and KICKS the flaming can closer to the hades-hot leaves.
His sneakers are now on fire and he's just standing there.
I'm yelling at him "YOU'RE ON FIRE!" He looks at me like I'm some crazed mutant, then finally looks down as the bottom of his jeans are now starting to flame.
He runs to the frontyard and flops around like a dying fish!
Poor guy, no burns tho.
Poor guy... but that was hilarious! :))
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 04, 2006, 05:36:10 AM
Quote from: PogoSlave on August 04, 2006, 05:32:56 AM
Quote from: Spoonz on August 04, 2006, 05:03:18 AM
This one might be a bit long, but here goes anyway.....
June 2004 Gloucester, VA - We got orders to New Orleans. Our house in VA has so many trees that raking the leaves goes on and on and on and on. It rains a good deal in the spring, so burning leaves becomes much harder. PIE and I finally had 2 nice sized piles left to burn - but most of the leaves are still wet.
>insert a bit of background info - PIE is what the Coast Guard calls a Marine Science Tech. Meaning he deals with HAZMAT, oil spills, and all manner of nasty chemicals. He's a safety guru and is always situationally aware.
We light the leaf piles with help from some lighter fluid, but it's not -quite- getting the job done. So my genius PIE gets the GAS CAN for the lawn mower and puts a few drops here and there. Still not burning well, so he POURS MORE GAS ON THE SMOLDERING PILES.
Well, BOOOMMM!!!! The leaf piles take off like a Redstone rocket and the flame WALKS up the stream of gas that is pouring out of the can. Sets the plastic, still half full gas can on fire. PIE drops the can right next to our truck, which as Uncle Murphy would have it, has a full tank of gas. He realizes his faux pas and KICKS the flaming can closer to the hades-hot leaves.
His sneakers are now on fire and he's just standing there.
I'm yelling at him "YOU'RE ON FIRE!" He looks at me like I'm some crazed mutant, then finally looks down as the bottom of his jeans are now starting to flame.
He runs to the frontyard and flops around like a dying fish!
Poor guy, no burns tho.
That's terrible! But,it's a really funny story. Glad he wasn't hurt. :)))
The quote under your Avi has a whole different meaning after you read your story than it does before you read it! :))
LOL! Yeah, he's my PIE. :)) :))
Quote from: Spoonz on August 04, 2006, 05:03:18 AM
This one might be a bit long, but here goes anyway.....
June 2004 Gloucester, VA - We got orders to New Orleans. Our house in VA has so many trees that raking the leaves goes on and on and on and on. It rains a good deal in the spring, so burning leaves becomes much harder. PIE and I finally had 2 nice sized piles left to burn - but most of the leaves are still wet.
>insert a bit of background info - PIE is what the Coast Guard calls a Marine Science Tech. Meaning he deals with HAZMAT, oil spills, and all manner of nasty chemicals. He's a safety guru and is always situationally aware.
We light the leaf piles with help from some lighter fluid, but it's not -quite- getting the job done. So my genius PIE gets the GAS CAN for the lawn mower and puts a few drops here and there. Still not burning well, so he POURS MORE GAS ON THE SMOLDERING PILES.
Well, BOOOMMM!!!! The leaf piles take off like a Redstone rocket and the flame WALKS up the stream of gas that is pouring out of the can. Sets the plastic, still half full gas can on fire. PIE drops the can right next to our truck, which as Uncle Murphy would have it, has a full tank of gas. He realizes his faux pas and KICKS the flaming can closer to the hades-hot leaves.
His sneakers are now on fire and he's just standing there.
I'm yelling at him "YOU'RE ON FIRE!" He looks at me like I'm some crazed mutant, then finally looks down as the bottom of his jeans are now starting to flame.
He runs to the frontyard and flops around like a dying fish!
Poor guy, no burns tho.
OMG lol sorry but that is just too funny
I just had to do this........ Homer, I hope this is not against the rules, BUT this post just had to be added
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Quote from: Poohdog on August 04, 2006, 06:10:47 AM
I'm new to the forum but I thought I would add my story of shame. A couple of years ago coming home from being a mum taxi, I'm coming up my own driveway probably yelling at the kids in the car and trying to dodge the cat as he feels he has to race the car up the driveway every time I come home. Anyway my mum is standing at the front of the house smoking as normal when she is thinking why isn't she slowly down. To cut a long story short I forgot my husbands car was in the carport and ran right up the backside of it. My car was 4 months old and his was 10 months old, we had to have the back of his car replaced at about $3,500. The insurance company was trying to convince my hubby to report the driver to the police, he tried to explain he couldn't do that, it was his wife driving. To this day I have never lived it down. My new car has reversing sensors and a mirror!!
I don't think my hubby trust me anymore!! :;' I think I'll blame the cat.
LMAO!! :;' Welcome to the forum.
Lol thats so funny! the story that i have to tell is... one day i was out with my cousin and we decided to hop the wood fence to go to the store and what happened was i fell backwards on to the pavement i knocked he breath out of me and as soon as i could breath i started laughing, Laughing so hard i started crying!!
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa Aug 3, 2006 (AP)— A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.
The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.
Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.
Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.
#2 Hall of Shame story Brandy reminded me of this today...damn her!
Two years ago I was persuaded to make my first trip to Hawaii to meet a friend that I had met on pogo about a year prior. We had been playing and chatting daily for most of that time and had started making daily phone calls to each other about three months before I agreed to make the trip to visit her and her family. I was excited about going to Hawaii for the first time but a little leary about meeting someone from the internet. I had never even considered doing something like that before. Anyway, Carol picked me up at the airport, took me to her house on the ocean, introduced me to her family, got me settled in my room and told me to make my self at home. The next day we went shopping and among the many other "Hawaiian influenced" items I purchased a beautiful red long flowing dress. The following day after my shower Carol suggested that I wear the dress "Au Natural". I protested a little, telling her that I am a panty wearing kind of gal but she convinced me that with the humidity and heat in Hawaii the breeze would be quite refreshing, she said....and it was. All went well until later that evening when the family members came home from work. I retired to the living room to watch a movie. I chose a Papa san chair to sit in. I swear, I thought the top of those effers were attached to the bottoms of them...not the case! As I sat down the top of the chair flipped back taking me backwards onto the floor with it, legs in the air, dress over the head (remember no panties on) Cooter out there for the whole friggen family (and visiting friends) to see! Carol's hubby went running for the bedroom yelling to Carol "you better come out and help your friend!" Six other people present in the room stood/sat there laughing, not knowing whether to help or run. I hurriedly pulled my dress down enough to cover my cooter and the 19 year old neighbor boy (who's brown Hawaiian body was totally beet red by that time) reached out and helped me up. This is my third trip here since then, and to this day, when I walk in the door everyone asks if I'm wearing underpants before they let me in! I sure know how to make a first impression :))
:))) sorry but that was just so funny!... Once again *iced tea, meet keyboard*... If I would have been there I do not know if I would have tried to help you or not? I mean, that is one of those things that being a man, you want to look, but *try* to cover your eyes, you want to help, but then again, *being a man* you are enjoying the show and SCARED to help cause the lady just might knock the snot out of you. :OO I am still laughting.. Sorry, but that was funny and you have got guts for telling that story! :))
Quote from: justahumping on August 06, 2006, 11:08:28 PM
:))) sorry but that was just so funny!... Once again *iced tea, meet keyboard*... If I would have been there I do not know if I would have tried to help you or not? I mean, that is one of those things that being a man, you want to look, but *try* to cover your eyes, you want to help, but then again, *being a man* you are enjoying the show and SCARED to help cause the lady just might knock the snot out of you. :OO I am still laughting.. Sorry, but that was funny and you have got guts for telling that story! :))
I only told it cause Brandy is sitting here beside me and threatened to tell it herself if Ididn't do it/
damned kids! :)))
OMG!!! :)) What a first impression huh? :))
:)) :)) lol slave..that was toooo good!!!
OMG PogoSlave That was so funny
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
LMAO...Oh, Slavey...you're just too much... :))
OMG that is hilarious. :)) Thank you Brandy for making your mom share that story. :))
slave :))) but just think of the stories the 19 year old had for his buddies :))
Quote from: thompson on August 07, 2006, 09:00:15 AM
slave :))) but just think of the stories the 19 year old had for his buddies :))
HA~! thompson~!!!
:))
slave, Im not sure if i'd go back for more trips :))) :))
OMG! Slave that was hilarious! :))
Quote from: peaches1977 on August 07, 2006, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: thompson on August 07, 2006, 09:00:15 AM
slave :))) but just think of the stories the 19 year old had for his buddies :))
HA~! thompson~!!!
:))
slave, Im not sure if i'd go back for more trips :))) :))
Why not? I can't show 'em anymore than they've already seen! :))
OMG. Girl, I cant believe you just said that :))
my soon-to-be mother-in-law was on a missionary trip to south america...they were visiting an interactive museum and she sees an old-fashioned horse rocker and decides to be a funny maker and gets on....somehow while shes getting off her foot gets stuck and she knocks the horse over and lands on a table...the legs break and she falls on her booty....kept us laughing for DAYS when the story was told to us...was one of those "had to be there" to be hysterically funny stories.. :)))
Quote from: Slavey on August 07, 2006, 09:08:48 PM
Quote from: peaches1977 on August 07, 2006, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: thompson on August 07, 2006, 09:00:15 AM
slave :))) but just think of the stories the 19 year old had for his buddies :))
HA~! thompson~!!!
:))
slave, Im not sure if i'd go back for more trips :))) :))
Why not? I can't show 'em anymore than they've already seen! :))
lol.
I don't know if this is pitiful or what but anyways...When Turbo 21 came out with ranks, I did mine with the glitch all the way to the end. I was doing my Turbo 21 badge for today and I looked over there and the cards were going sideways, I thought something happened to my auto and it was stuck or froze.
It was playing the friggen bonus round..lmao With the glitch you never got a spin or a bonus round. That's pretty bad to have all the badges in a game and not even know there was a bonus round.. %%
I hang my head in shame... :-X
Quote from: Tara on September 13, 2006, 12:06:49 PM
I don't know if this is pitiful or what but anyways...When Turbo 21 came out with ranks, I did mine with the glitch all the way to the end. I was doing my Turbo 21 badge for today and I looked over there and the cards were going sideways, I thought something happened to my auto and it was stuck or froze.
It was playing the friggen bonus round..lmao With the glitch you never got a spin or a bonus round. That's pretty bad to have all the badges in a game and not even know there was a bonus round.. %%
I hang my head in shame... :-X
:oo At least play one round of a game :)) :))
Quote from: thompson on September 13, 2006, 12:21:15 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 13, 2006, 12:06:49 PM
I don't know if this is pitiful or what but anyways...When Turbo 21 came out with ranks, I did mine with the glitch all the way to the end. I was doing my Turbo 21 badge for today and I looked over there and the cards were going sideways, I thought something happened to my auto and it was stuck or froze.
It was playing the friggen bonus round..lmao With the glitch you never got a spin or a bonus round. That's pretty bad to have all the badges in a game and not even know there was a bonus round.. %%
I hang my head in shame... :-X
:oo At least play one round of a game :)) :))
here tara have some <:> make ya feel better and it has lottsa butter on it O0
Quote from: Tara on September 13, 2006, 12:06:49 PM
I don't know if this is pitiful or what but anyways...When Turbo 21 came out with ranks, I did mine with the glitch all the way to the end. I was doing my Turbo 21 badge for today and I looked over there and the cards were going sideways, I thought something happened to my auto and it was stuck or froze.
It was playing the friggen bonus round..lmao With the glitch you never got a spin or a bonus round. That's pretty bad to have all the badges in a game and not even know there was a bonus round.. %%
I hang my head in shame... :-X
lol. Now that was funny!
LMAO Tara you are too funny :-*
Quote from: Tara on September 13, 2006, 12:06:49 PM
I don't know if this is pitiful or what but anyways...When Turbo 21 came out with ranks, I did mine with the glitch all the way to the end. I was doing my Turbo 21 badge for today and I looked over there and the cards were going sideways, I thought something happened to my auto and it was stuck or froze.
It was playing the friggen bonus round..lmao With the glitch you never got a spin or a bonus round. That's pretty bad to have all the badges in a game and not even know there was a bonus round.. %%
I hang my head in shame... :-X
Hold your head up high!! You are a true cheater lol
just tumbled into this topic and I guess I'll spill the beans on my embarressing moment.
A few years back, while living with my ex, we had this cottage in the middle of the woods, and while we spent the weeken'd there we woke up at the crack of dawn to start a new fire in the wood stove. Well a few hours later we smelt sumthing burning and there was abit of smoke, and my ex had gone to check out the stove and see if anything was wrong. He yells back to me that there is a fire in the chimeny, I'm like OMG!!!! What do we do??? Well first off - I asked him if I should call 911, and he's like - I think I can put it out. Well after like a few minutes he told me to call 911. So here I am in my nitegown still an freakin' out outside just in case LOL and so I say those famous words......"What's the Number??" :))
Ok to explain why I said that, was cuz the 911 service was not in our area all that long and we had just got our number to place on our house. So I was still unsure if it was all up and running. I didn't know if I was to dial the local fire department or 911.
So there ya have it..... :-X
Ur Deer Friend
bams <O>
LOL...Ummm even a 5 year old knows the number.. :)) I bet you were embarrassed.
:ooo
Quote from: bams68 on September 16, 2006, 04:31:43 PM
just tumbled into this topic and I guess I'll spill the beans on my embarressing moment.
A few years back, while living with my ex, we had this cottage in the middle of the woods, and while we spent the weeken'd there we woke up at the crack of dawn to start a new fire in the wood stove. Well a few hours later we smelt sumthing burning and there was abit of smoke, and my ex had gone to check out the stove and see if anything was wrong. He yells back to me that there is a fire in the chimeny, I'm like OMG!!!! What do we do??? Well first off - I asked him if I should call 911, and he's like - I think I can put it out. Well after like a few minutes he told me to call 911. So here I am in my nitegown still an freakin' out outside just in case LOL and so I say those famous words......"What's the Number??" :))
Ok to explain why I said that, was cuz the 911 service was not in our area all that long and we had just got our number to place on our house. So I was still unsure if it was all up and running. I didn't know if I was to dial the local fire department or 911.
So there ya have it..... :-X
Ur Deer Friend
bams <O>
ya ya dont try to make it better by explaining lol :)))
:-X
lol
Ur Deer Friend
bams