A guy comes into a bar with a monkey and orders a drink. While he is drinking it, the monkey starts running around the bar. All of a sudden the bartender screams at the guy "DID YOU SEE WHAT YOUR MONKEY JUST DID?" The guy says "No, what?" The bartender says "HE JUST ATE THE CUE BALL OFF MY POOL TABLE, SWALLOWED IT WHOLE!
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"replies the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves.
Two weeks later he is in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the guy is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. He again screams "DID YOU SEE WHAT YOUR MONKEY DID NOW?" "No, what?" asks the guy. "WELL HE STUCK A MARASCHINO CHERRY UP HIS BUTT, THEN PULLED IT OUT AND ATE IT." said the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that darn cue ball, he measures everything first!"
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:)) Monkey see Monkey do :-X :))
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:)) i read this one before awhile ago, actually i belive one of my teachers told it to us :))
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