A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After
sitting there for a while, he Calls to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are
blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No........not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
heh. cute.
I'm a natural blonde, but still appreciate a good blonde joke. ;D
(But I'm definitely not a ditz.. I'm a college math professor!) 8)
:)))funny :))
Yup I am a blonde also...usually hate the b-jokes but this one tickled my funny-bone
lmao.
:))
Nice!
I'm a blonde, also. I'm neither a ditz nor do I lack a sense of humor.
I'm just conceited. ;::
Quote from: Libra on August 06, 2006, 11:03:54 AM
Nice!
I'm a blonde, also. I'm neither a ditz nor do I lack a sense of humor.
I'm just conceited. ;::
Lmao @ your conceited azz!! I hate to bust your little bubble here, but you're not the most conceited blonde in here by far. Sorry chica!!
very cute. I'm a blonde too, I don't take offense to blonde jokes. I laugh at any kind of joke. And just because someone is blonde doesn't mean they are a ditz...anyone can be a ditz not just a blonde, of course that is my opinion. So maybe its just me but justifying that you are not a ditz just seems stupid, again its JMO.
:)) good one