We're going to try the 3 word story and just keep it going. The only thing you can't do is post right after yourself. You don't have to quote anyone. You just put three words and that's it.
There once was
a young girl
who had a
problem with her
sister running around
in the woods
barefoot and singing
a song that
no one liked
so it sounded
like a tree
falling in the
river where she
soaked her feet
that were sore
and had bumps
from walking into
town to get
a bag of
cheetos and doritos
to feed her
new pet bear
without any hair
or even clothes
Her bear was
in love with
her best friend
who wore a
long black coat
that was very
like bears mother
has on now
it smelled bad
like rotten eggs
and spoiled milk
but was still
cosy and warm
soft and fuzzy
just like Mama
wore when she
was her age
However, over time
she aged badly
because the sun
made her skin
look like it
fish scales but
she liked it
when she swam
with dolphins in
her big bathtub
:))
with bubbles surrounding
her furry scales
that snag everything
but then the
bathtub starting going
down the river
and crashed on
the huge limb
from the tree
that had a
big nail stuck
on the top
of the limb
that was dead
but had a
orange looking thing
hanging from it
but it really
was just a
pencil that had
a hugh eraser
that looked chewed
on top and
but it really
smelled like mold
and was green
and had puss
that needs cleaned
with a tissue
soaked in peroxide
so tara grabbed
runners neck and
and touched it
runners fiance then
hit jrzydvl over
the head with
a frying pan
the pan broke
so now he
feels very dizzy
and is about
to pass out
throw up and
have a baby
with his boyfriend
that has yellow
toes that are
looking like Homer's
and stink like
a dead rat
that's tail was
was cut off
and put in
a small jar
with vinegar and
other cut tails
that homer likes
with some cornbread
and his doll
that's as ugly
a one eyed
cyclops that has
three big ears
one giant arm
and one long
gigantic forked tongue
that has five
sores on it
slimey ooey gooey
stuff that needs
some water to
clean it up
or else it
or to refresh
just like grandma
so he ran
all the way
to the pharmacy
to buy some
tough acting tinactin
that would only
cure one thing
and it was
warts and boils
that were infected
so he scraped
the gross nasty
things off and
decided it was
time to eat
so he cooked
spagetti and meatballs
for all his
friends that were
at the great
white sea of
atlantis the city
of all our
dead head buddies
who smell like
tuna fish sandwiches
but taste like
an old shoe
that are so
old and grumpy
it reminds me
of when I
was young and
took this girl
to the secret
Place I knew
till her dad
calling her to
feed the cows
and clean the
outhouse and barns
followed us and
made a wrong
fell into the
sewer started to
swim because she
playing and singing
havin so much
fun that it
up and fight
tossing sand at
a green pig
that blew chunks
chunks of silver
They became so
enraged that they
wanted money but
no one wanted
so they just
took the money
and then ran
with no shoes
and no pants
but he had
a candycane in
a christmas stocking
in his hand
over his head
only to find
a big chocolate
candy bar with
nuts and caramel
ohhh so yummy
that I wanted
to eat it
and spit it
on the ground
so that someone
would put it
to good use
and feed the
starving kids with
the cotton pickin'
snot running down
bug infested mass
of oozing crustified
pavement baked lump
that jiggled like
jello on a
twisted stick that
stuck to the
stick like glue
and ran down
the alley looking
like a scared
silly looking thing
had red antennas
that shot out
of his nose
and smelled like
a bunch of
tomatoes on a
farm with a
little boy playing
herd of llamas
that crossed the
street and then
stomped his way
to the river
for some fishing
but he caught
a big ole
bass with little
scales and no
fins or tail
but gigantic white
teeth that stuck
to a pole
that i chopped
from the tree
trunk that had
to be infested
with hungry termites
that attacked me
so I ran
but i tripped
and fell down
into a well
a hole full
of soiled diapers :o
that exploxed when
and i had
to get some
for a friend
so they could
play baseball with
the dirty deeds
that caused trouble
for the little
ugly blonde Janelle :)))
whom Tara loves :P
to strangle daily
which makes Janelle
scared of Tara :))
which makes Janelle
disappear forever and
then come back
to kick Monkey
in his banana
flavored drink that
also has vodka
that is stronger
than pure gasoline
which would burn
Then Monkey said
i want banana
and to swing
into a huge
tree of bananas
yummy the bananas
are for throwing
but the tree
is for climbing
but was scared
of the leaves
that could talk
took 2 vicodin
went to sleep
dreamed of bunnies
mulitplying like a
souped up calculator
when he woke
feathers fell out
so he went
to wash out
he soiled them
when he fell
in the comode
by the river
in the woods
in the early
stages of the
post partum depression
:)) and the kids
and his old
beat up truck
that would not
go up hill
to get to
the grocery store
for milk and
diapers and mouthwash
cuz his breath
smelled like rotted
cheese that was
moldy and rotten
but surprisingly tasty
so good that
he decided to
keep his tongue
DARK SCARY NIGHT
where the animals
growled and ran
couldn't find the
bacon and eggs
toast or coffee
but did find
gross oatmeal all
covered in peaches :))
that had yucky
flies in it
with dried up
fly poop and
he still ate
all of the
green oatmeal with
runny slimey eggs
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that smelled like
Homers feet on :))
on any day
where he stepped
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in rotting garbage
that been there
3 dang years
and now it
just doesn't seem
like it was
going to be
days until he
got caught doing
his dirty deeds
when Danielle saw :)))
his hand in
the cookie jar
but there were
no cookies there
so he ate
that had pepperoni
sardines, butterflies, and
overcooked Ramen noodles
that looked like
they had been
fossilized in something
that smelled like
Tara's sweaty body
, but had actually
been frozen in
Janelle Pierzina's perfume :))
that reaked of
Howie's smell of
use her name :))
that I cannot
seem to explain
because I am
mentally deficient and
in a bad
position to have
to swim the
largest river in
the United States
as i swam
with feet tied
with string cheese
which made me
go slower than
a roach on
someone's left leg
Kill the roach
and eat it
to get energy
from a friend
friend do not
covet thy neighbors
unless she's hot
:)) but she isn't
she lied...she
had two apples
so banana it
with chocolate syrup
rubbed all over
his big toe
he smile and
licked his toe :xx
in a circular :))
chokin, he says
what the heck!!
this reminds me
of learnin how
to kiss for
the first time
on my sister
she slapped me
upside my head :))
with a pipe
made of steel
Im retarded becuz
you just are. :))
yo' mama is...
living in walmart
sales are good
on toilet paper
use to wipe
our noses for
my brother, he
joined the circus
dressed like a
deformed clown with
11 fingers that
a runny nose
He never cried
he didn't care
them tight underware
cut off circulation
to my brain
brain is dead
and so is
the person over
on the raft
resuscitation by mouth
Lord help me
make it through
this wonderful 'thing'
I mean boring
has gotten to
"Hey"!!What's That??
pump it up
comeon work it
:ooo
and don't stop
til you drop
or get knocked
out real bad
over by Tara
from the ENORMOUS
Purple people eater
that has engorged
Foot in mouth
, but cannot bite
with false teeth
needs to brush
her one tooth
rotting in her
dirty green mouth
that had only
meatloaf to eat
with buttered bread
for a week
to grow mold
on the crust
where she had
licked the butter
and now the
butter felt like
mayonaise that had
fell onto Homer's
lap and stuck
to his knee
and Tara slapped
him in the
shower, pretending to..
wipe the smurk
off his face
Saying "I love
myself more daily
now that I
lost my tiny
rotting ole tooth
I can't chew
just sip soup
and shoot peas
to pass time
with the people
i don't like
because I can
not slap them
so far away
yet so near
the bull ran
to the water
to avoid the
small little matadore
that wanted to
suck pigs feet :xx
which tasted like
rubberbands with hot
dripping maple syrup
with purple stuff
that oozed between
all there fingers
while they waved
hello to their
newly found friends
Bart, Homer, Marge
then got mad
and ran to
the Ihop restaurant
but their broke
butts couldn't even
afford to get
a stale coffee
or waffles either
so they all
ran far away
till the 14th
when they found
Tara's favorite day
it snowed hard
so they all
hid in a
55 gallon drum
small bunker where
rats ran the
town by growing
because they feasted
on tara's meatloaf
then Homer got
madder than a
mad hatter on
really good qualudes
but then he
grabbed Tara by
both of her
hips and spun
her upside down
after which she
oh wait I
lost some of
my brain cells
by smelling his
hairy underarm that
has not been
shaved since 1980
its braided all
into corn rolls
with silky strands
and fuzzy worms
that looked like
noodles that were
red, white , blue
with sparkles and
red glitter with
tara's nose print
but don't forget
homers pickin his
seat at taras.
dinner party for
:o
:o is not 3 words...less that was to be xrated :)) and we need to keep every thing pg
BH cheat friends
that all brought
chocolate chip cookies
chips dip and punch
kegs of beer
grill and steaks
and 14 straws
cups and plates
14 water ballons
14 party horns
blowing a tune
that lasted days
and 100 nights
till homer farted
and blew everyone
except for one
who was hiding
a gas mask
that didn't work
but she was
going to bed
we yelled nite
to all listening
then grabbed the
bottle of tequila
lime and salt
started dancing like
3 drunk sailors
coyote ugly girls
on friday night
with no clothes
just chaps and
a cowboy hat
boots and spurs
grabbed my whip
headed for town
loaded my pistol
grabbed another beer
Tara's still up
she likes Cowboys
on Sundays only
cuz Thursdays are
the best day
to play hard
outside in the
strawberry patch which
is full of
very ripe watermelons. :)))
filled with bugs
that look like
little green worms
for taras snack
which had only
made her crave
something more exciting
food that came
from homers kitchen
if he drinks
a duff beer
it was warm
on my lips
cherry red lipstick
does not look
good on cats
but does on
hamsters and monkeys
wearing just thongs
and flip flops
that are red
with polka dots
that were not
sized the same
when he ran
his stomach flopped
and his ears
are so big
they look like
giant green watermelon
with ear wax
that oozed out
and dripped down
the the the (i also stutter)
side of his
long hairy sideburns
which are red
,reach down to
scratch his butt
and pick his
big fat hairy
censored by homie
(I was gonna say)
toes that smelled
uncensored by Tara :))
speaking of Tara....
...whats up with
that dingbat...huh
that was drooling
from her mouth
handed her a
homers dirty boxers
wiiped her mouth
and turned green
and then she
sniffed and wiped
her face with
them once again
she enjoyed it
while tara laughed
i grabbed her
boots and pushed
a little to
the right, then
a little to
the left, then
it slid in
as she grins
i think of
how homer is
my 300th guy
that I threw
on the floor
where bugs crawled
up his legs
that are hairy
back of taras
house and then
took homers money.
but when they
went to Mexico
and found a
bunch of people
selling illegal drugs.
with no pc's
they smacked them
and just had
to find electricity
to satisfy their
addiction to pcn
which included adding
bottle of vodka
keg of beer
some vicodin and
freshly baked cookies
she hid them
with the other
boxes marked 14th
noone believed this!
so they all
got drunk and
and rolled in
dirty cookie crumbs
but saved the
beer for Homer
which made tara
really Happy to
see homer guzzling
:))) He got soooooo
Tongue tied with
speech worst when
looked into taras
ears and scream
when he saw
hair runnin every
with green bugs
they talked alien
and a little
tiny translator was
behind there ears
There was also
Antennaes on their
blue suade shoes
that elvis had
given them when
elton john said
about his sunglasses
they are to
funny looking with
hanging on his
Time out.... stay on the storyline... >:D How does funny looking with hanging on his ...make sense? :-\
Ok continue...
Quote from: thompson on August 30, 2006, 06:29:14 AM
hanging on his
finger by a
long and shiney
piece of thread
with a tag
that says pinko
designer duds and
very cheap undies
a red bra
yellow polka dotted
elephant with a
long gray trunk
and a purple
people eater with
grey ear muffs
and tap shoes
dancing to a
different drum beat
Dancin so long
he wore down
his mother and
she sat down
then Tokens got
startin dancin with
one hig heel
justahumpin had other
filling it with
part of the
champagne that was
Quote from: justahumping on August 30, 2006, 03:25:22 PM
filling it with
that didnt make sense....
I was goin with... u said I dance with one big heel... I said ... Justahumpin had other.................... heel .... I dont get justahumpin had other fillin it with... lol... oh well.... everyone have an opinion of how to tell a story... I thought u were gonna stick with.... the heel theory...
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on August 30, 2006, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: justahumping on August 30, 2006, 03:25:22 PM
filling it with
that didnt make sense....
I was going with... u said I dance with one big heel... I said ... Justahumpin had other.................... heel .... I dont get justahumpin had other fillin it with... lol... oh well.... everyone have an opinion of how to tell a story... I thought u were gonna stick with.... the heel theory...
sorry, I see where I messed up at now. it is fixed
leftover from the
party next door
party got wild
cops were called
taken to jail
just when Homer
opened a beer
spilling it on
the floor and
and said a
prayer feeling sorry
for the lost
beer and wine
He then ran
to the bathroom.
it was locked
his pants got
torn and wet
they were steaming
on taras head.
then hades seen
Tara run for
help as fast
as three turtles
on roller skates
found the water
that tasted like
vodka and tonic
then he jumped
off the cliff
and landed on
a naked senior.
spillin the vodka
and dancing like
a drunk tara.
dancing for bucks
like coyote ugly
could't compare to
hades in mornin
fartin all over
the forum threads
because they were
so busy posting
because they wanted
to get posts
to find a
little person by
a big green
monster that had
chewed up all
his tobacco and
spit it on
the freshly mopped
floor that still
had wet spots :o
from the dripping
strings of the
ickky gooey mass
left behind by
of green slime
wrapped tightly in
a paper bag
which was worn
on the outside
of her shiney
patent leather shoes
that she wore
to the ball
where she met
Prince Charming dressed
to the nines
in pink and
red flowered printed
tights and cowboy
boots with spurs
and leather whip!! :)))
Quote from: Ilovemyweims on August 31, 2006, 12:50:55 PM
and leather whip!! :)))
I am so LMBO!!!!
The prince motioned
with his left
hand on her
curvy waist line
to come over
then 'moved' in
for the kill
as he slowly
whispered sweet nothings
in her sisters :))
big brothers ear
Then the prince
realized then, that
she lost her
false teeth on :)))
the zipper of :))
his royal jacket :)))
but they couldn't
retrieve the teeth
off of the
Prince's big blue
bubble gum sticker
the wind gusted
and his toupee
lifted up and
flew down the
slope of his
derrier!! His date
laughed so hard
she split her
seat of her
black leather pants
from top to
the bottoms as
the Prince stared
over the top
of his green
horn rimmed glasses!!
that were fogged
couldn't see the
toad on the
that would become
tomorrow's dinner menu
is ham and
toad legs on
a paper plate
with puree peas
toast and pasta
some white zinfandel
romance after eatin
candles soft music
and some pie
chippendale star dancin
green fog appears
then homer arrives.
in time to
give his woman
the sober test
she failed test
when she fell
they gave her
mouth to mouth
she got excited
jumped to feet
and ran across
floor to homer
screaming just stop
oh dont stop
then the frog
ate Homer's PIE
an ate the
rug on the
before the fire
went out and
blew on it
real hard,till
it fell apart
They tried to
revive it but
to no avail
then called for
the fire department
but that didnt
stop her from
getting up and
walking down the
long winding road
that leads to
high expectations but
they took a
dump in public.
and forgot to
wipe up after.
they were done
then walked away.
leaving the mess
for mandy's mop :)))
to clean up
the mess you
made while you
were slurping up
the spilled drinks
splatterd all over
keyboard and monitor
that Foxx wanted
to look up
before she went
to the bar
to get drunk
and have some
fun with friends
then,tara walks
in and slaps
the bartender because
he messed up
by gving her
the wrong drink
tara likes scotch!
but drank it
got some more
barfed on homer :)))
and then homer
barfed on her :))
then they both
danced all night
until the sun
starting comming up
then they went
over to a
coffee shop and
and got picked
up by a
one eyed monster :))
who was headed
to the north
to go skiing
with the Yeti
who showed them
how to jump
off a mountain
into the air
landing on their
sweaty small feet
the yeti asked
who are they
because he forgot
what he does
when he's with
that special someone
that really gets
on his nerves
when they start
to walk around
with no pants
or shoes and
hiding in the
shower with another
lifeless dead body
but who knows
what will happen
when the water
starts to bubble
and go down
the rusty drain
into the abyss
somewhere where no
man has ever
landed on the
top of a
mountain all covered
in yellow snow
don't eat it
but decided too
then he said
wow! taste just
great, and I
had some more
then I puked :xx
my breath smelled
really fishy so
had to brush
using a hairbrush
but it hurt
now we need
a new person
to pick on
because they had
nothing better to
than to go
to another thread
but they had
to first go
and mess with
Mandys new love
who used vanilla
to pour on
the warm chocolate
cake with a
toasted vanilla bean
and strawberry frosting
then she put
the pumpkin from
the neighbors porch
on her car
then drove away
to lands unknown
which is boston.
where baseball sucks
the red sox.
are totally retarded
and broke down.
and really stinky :)))
just like tara.
she got soap!
and a new
rope for soap
until its dropped
dont bend over
said the neighbor
as he screamed.
his dog ran :ooo
into a restaurant.
and ate the
big juicy fat
sexy waiters shoes
that were to
big for him
cook the dog.
Far, Far away ...
at the store.
a story was
being told to
the wise cashier
who was crying
had a story
that she confessed.
her darkest sins
made my skin
fall off my
feet and nose
the candles on
the witchcraft book
before the fire
of lady luck
it seemed evil
but not as
scary as the
blue gorilla that
ate my sandwhich
it was so
light and crispy
that we needed
a brick to
mashed the meat
which tasted like
straw that had
been soaked in
a salty tasting
brine of rotten
shoe leather that
that tasted better
with pepper all
and taras meatloaf :)) :)) :))
>:((
that was delicious
:)))
if you added
something to it
just add KETCHUP
and more eggs
and have some
iced tea to
wash it down
pass it around
before every one
leaves the room
running to the
nearest porta potty
to relieve themselves
and adjust their
hats before they
wash their hands
and left to
surf the net
at their homes
they found three
different card games
that needed to
be played so
they can get
the magic candle
to burn brightly
into the night
as soft music
was piped in
making the mood
for a romantic
card game that
nobody could play
so homer won
by cheating his
way thru it.
like most people
who dont pay.
to anyone but
a blind man.
can't drive a
truck but can
sure smell the
tall green grass
over the hill
and through the
looking glass saw
his mother staring
at his pants
my what big
pockets you have :)))
with that bulging
throbbing, wild animal
called pee-pee girl
that loves to
pee on people :))
and make others
pee on themselves
all the more
reason to go
to the bathroom
before things get
knocked over by
the painter when
he seen Tokens
and removed his
shoes and started
to twirl his
hat with his
umbrella and his
shirt fell off
revealing his huge
I think you two should play this game alone... :)))
piece of equipment :ooo
:))
that could not
peform quite right
untill they made
an extension that
would enable it
to do some
extra heavy lifting
which then pulled
everything back into
the fetal position
that extended back
to the dog
which he loved
his best friend
was a turtle
with no shell
he was nekked
and proud too
he also had
a very long
nose which he
used for a
stir stick for
mixing his drinks
By the time
he found one
it was too
late he drank
green tea with
honey and ants
that crunched loudly
so he spit
everything all over
then he slips
right on his
face and then
breaks his right
leg when he
tried to run
but tripped up
a rock hill
and skinned his
arms now full
of bloodied cloths
that he ripped
off his body
to cover hsi
private parts that
were so small
he hit a wall
with a ball :))
in the fall
down a hall
where it hit
the bottom of
the well and
got hit by
a bat that
had splinters sticking
out the sides
and it ripped
his pants off
which was very
which cause goose
to make him
want to leave
but instead he
kept on bothering
the little piglet
till he squealed
and fell off
of the wagon
and broke his
finger when he
tried to stick
it in the
middle of the
hole that was
14 feet deep
but it had
a known issue.
with many rats
and a virus.
that spreaded across
taras whole house.
and affected her
ability to type
to her homer
she did run
but tripped over
the chair and
fell into pie
that still needed
to be cooked
in the oven
she still put
pickled pigs feet
in homers pocket
for homers stomache
just loved them
until he threw
them up and
slipped in it
then he flew
out the window
and down stairs
where tara was
waiting with pickles
and runny meatloaf
he said NO
tara ohhhhh yes
my virgin eyes
will never see
how it looks
hold it closer
then homer left
to go to
get some meatloaf
but not tara's
she needs a
cooking lesson so
she could learn
what he likes
and not burn
everything she touches
even though she
cant boil water
we will find
who got drunk
it was justa
and he passed
out cold on
the bus that
smelled like dirty
rotten socks and
was full of
booze and cigarettes
then the bus
hit a car
spun him into
a deep dark
hole that seems
to be full
of dark holes
full of snakes
that bite hard
and shoot poison
into the eyes
blinding him senseless
which is not
where to go
when you want
to go drinking
here and there
while you watch
the worms go
down your throat
and out the
backdoor, then flushed
it out to
but wait here
there is more
worms crawling out
of the dead
part of his
broken right leg
and it was
very painful and
he tried to
get her naked.
but she would
dance for homer.
and that made
a tent appear
in the tree
and also a
rose bush covered
with red roses
that smelled like
sweet cinnamon sticks
with sticky gooey
red icing that
that tasted like
soured milk from
an old cow
can not give
chocolate milk either
but can give
lots of fertilizer
to make the
grass grow fast
so the farmer
can grow weeds
to feed back
to the cows
to feed himself
delicious rump roast
that tara cooked
and jrzydvl ate
cause tara made
her rump roast
that tasted like
shoe leather from
homers old boot
explains missing boots
to the sherriff
that tara took
to town last
week but lost
the right one
in the bush
behind the barn
is where homer
hides all his
empty beer cans
that he sells
to the public
to buy more
beer and liquor
to get tara
loose enough to
do weird things
to her ears
and dance funny
all around taras
back yard deck
homer tripped over
an empty can
that he forgot
where he was
untill the cops
shined their light
into the green
fog that surrounded
the riverbank where
fairy and elves
sit alone today
because philly lost
the game to
the giants by
a land slide
and he drank
the pickle juice
with a straw
but it hurt
so he threw
up on taras
brand new car
and she was
so mad she
hit homer with
her ball bat
but he ducked
smacked her car
and then ran
into her dad
who then fell
and broke his
leg and arm
and it hurt
hut still got
to know why
you smell like
rotten fish guts
but we like
to wash it
away so that
you feel like
a dirty little
spider with creepy
dog that licked
everyones leg and
even there dirty
little eggs came
walking down the
yellow brick road
to see the
wise old man
with a crooked
cane that he
used as a
wedge for the
door that always
want to open
with a creek
so get the
gun out to
shoot some super
big fireflys and
ladybugs taste so
good that he
shot some more
but found out
it was illegal
to smoke on
a sunday afternoon
we eat chicken
when we fly
in the clouds
out into the
deep dark night
to see the
stars flicker bright
in the sky
suddenly it went
down the road
by the hill
is where jack
found his Jill
but also his
pail of water
carried the water
up the hill
from the stream
to the brook
only to find
noone was home
so they went
swimming nekked in
concrete covered leaves
ouch that hurts
but we all
had fun and
the truth be
known he said
eat more red
paint chips every
hour if you
dare to be
on time when
you are late
i know but
I had to
go to pee
in my pants
so dont stand
when you drink
or you'll fall
on the grass
and get hurt
then have to
go to doctor
and pay an
arm and leg
in a cast
that will itch
so get the
hanger out for
some serious scratching
be very carefull
not to bleed
all over the
bed sheets but
if you do
look for the
cat and dog
to lick the
bottom of the
bloody spot until
it is all
cleaned and no
body was going
to jail over
a stolen apple
with an std
while smacking his
very big head
with fat fingers
covered in marshmallows
and chocolate syrup
that willie wonka
sucked all up
and recycled it
for pennies and
more wonka bars
to feed the
monkeys down at
the zoo till
tara could hold
down a job
and earn some
money for dounuts
and coffee for
the other inmates
They needed to
feed everyone before
they eat everything
and get cranky
because theres nothing
worse then being
being stuck on
a deserted island
and having to
eat dirty sand
and feed it
to evil crabs
that need water
but homer has
the water shut
off because we
only have money
for one hour
to buy beer
and snacks for
openng football weekend
when all the
guys drink beer.
The girls go
cry and whine.
we wish they
would join us
in all the
celebration of what
started a great
game that never
had an ending
to the unknown
unforgotten journey to
homers house to
eat all of
taras meatloaf and
start a foodfight
but they complain
and they loved
to toss food
into the river
for the evil
of doing it
to feed sharks
and the whales
empty beer cans
found in whale
blubber that exploded
killed whale and
hit homers head
head dont break
but split open
his lips instead
and pus oozed
in the sand
and the flies
cover his lips
Quote from: jrzydvl on September 04, 2006, 01:18:46 PM
and puss oozed
wait wait...wait... still laughin too hard........ I gave u the benefit of doubt of what u mean was oozin out his mouth...... I think u made a typo...
Pus... inflamation... rofl... is what u mean......
You may wanna correct that typo
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 04, 2006, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: jrzydvl on September 04, 2006, 01:18:46 PM
and puss oozed
wait wait...wait... still laughin too hard........ I gave u the benefit of doubt of what u mean was oozin out his mouth...... I think u made a typo...
Pus... inflamation... rofl... is what u mean......
prolly :))
lul yes pus
and dribbled down
and covered his
paperwork that he
need for work
for the forum
now he must
do it again
or else he
will be grounded
and repremanded by tara
lets all help
smack his head
dont smack homer
kick mayhem instead
upside da head
with a rubber
big heel boot
that has mud
and cow doodoo
that the man
stepped in today
barefooted and drunk
he needs therapy
but Tara and
Homer adopted him
and named him
posty after the
girl named mandy
changed his diaper
and gave him
such a rash
that made Tara
so very itchy
she scratched until
she cried in
agony and then
said what the
heck is going
on with you
and rubbing me
so roughly on
my right arm
It broke and
im gonna sue
your azz for
all of your
smart behind comments
sue me, who
yes sue you
all your money
i have billions
its all mine
could have it
but you cant
so ill borrow
50 cents because
i just had
held up a
store and only
walked away with
onmly 50 cents
i'm terrible at
this game today
because we ran
away with the
storyline didnt we
get back to
what we were
talking about now
homer falling down
and going boom
smacking his head
on a big
pile of imported
fluffy girly sheets
that cracked his
newly operated on
right hand now
he has to
have tara cook
and open beers
so homer can
run this forum
and give beers
to everyone here
and bring food
to keep mouths
quiet unless the
forum goes nuts
starts throwing beers
and stale peanuts
then homer gets
all mad and
irratated and stuff
so he yelled
so loud that
he shook the
ground and tara
screamed in ecstasy :))
:ooo
homer ran over
but fell on
a pop top
and ate it
he started choking
so tara said
do you love
your life homer
he nods, then
pukes and farts
then the top
of his head
lands in the
toilet bowl water
tara thinks..hmmm
is he thirsty
or just wanting
to kiss himself
with the fishes
all the while
singing a tune
Homer licks water
off his nose
and ask tara
Does Tokens want
me or is
hitt'in on everyone?
even mandy too.
Tara said Mandy
why that son
of a pig
kiss-up had better
not be flirting
with anyone else
I'll kill him...
stone effing dead
Then dance at
the ball of
The recently deceased
which smelled like
old gravy in
the dogs bowl
That no animal
would go near
but she feed
it to the
cat next door
and the cat
ate it all
then threw up
a hair ball
on a snake.
The snake bit
mandys face hard.
hades sucked the
straw till beer
was running down
the front of
face and beard
tokens licked it
up with lips
and tongue,then
grabbed the beer
took a sip
got hungry and
licked his face
with dogs tongue
:ooo tokens has a dogs tongue :)) :))
hades grins and
and says yes
I want more
with alittle jack
and Jill went
up that hill
disappeared for hours
she got a
headache when she
ran around the
found the bottle
of youth and
found jack again
with tokens granny
they had fun
kissing to the music
and gently swaying
as tokens looked
on in awe
but shaking her
and holding her
mouth shut, but
licking the palm
removing the sweat
that formed when
being mad at
that red lobster
called hades. Then
hades ate all
tokens grannies grapes
and ran off
for a day.
of bliss with
with nothing but
a small suitcase
in one hand
and a bottle of
Vodka in "da-other"
leaving no hands
to carry any
old rotten smelly
boot and sock
that you ate.
Once upon a
long time ago
an ugly witch
put a spell
on pogo snitches
to make them
eat giant cookies
and turn purple
with hives and
ooey gooey mushy
yellow puss looking
boils that smelt
like a pigs
feet that had
just stepped in
really stinky stuff
I'm grossed out!!
However, she went
and ate soup
but was really
in the mood
to get down
dirty and funky
with her new
belly button ring
hangin from her
belly button that
was so large
your finger couldn't
get in it
so she had
A naval Enlargement.............LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
so he could
put fruit in
it to save
money on condoms.
since they were
really wanting some
Lasagna and rolls
but could not
go down the
river to have
smelly body washed
until they could
kidnap tara again.
and feed her
shrimp and lobster
which she loved
and ate every
bite of pie
that was oozing
down there chest
that was purple
and very messes
that even Comet
went flying away
into the night
over humping house
into the garage
smashing his car
peeing his pants
yelling no ins... >>:D
trying to get
inside the topic
but tara wouldnt
Listen to Homer >>:D
so she got
revenge and spanked
homers little behind
He liked that :))
with wet towel
it tickles his
little cute toes
painted with silver
to polish toes
and kick sand
in tara eyes
but hit homers
head instead and
left hand instead
and rubbed his
bump that looked
like elvis presley
so he got
got out his
:))
camera and took
a picture so
he could sell
it to the
national enquirer and
get rich quick
so tara can
pay everyone too
go to hawaii
with them to
have our honeymoons
play on beach
hide in huts :)))
and eat our
cracked open coconuts
don't forget the
oysters down by
the flower lays :))
pearls and eggs
oh my :))
that seem to
make justa do
In the sand
will never tell
what happens in
the deep end lol
he'll be surprise :)))
Deep end of
to find there
has been a
a great big
pain in the
broom in the
closet so that
we all had
Tara and Homer
sing a happy
song for his
coming out party
for all the
coming out people :)))
and their mothers
and their daddy
and their uncle
all the incest lol
that was handled
with grace and
undignified remarks to
their great gramdma
who just died
of broken heart
her name was
"mo mo" grandma
and wanted a.
named after Homer's
first chest hair
and her mommy
smelled like trout
she lived in
a fishing village
near the river
under the bridge
over the mountains
way up high
then was falling
down the mountain
without a net
hits some trees
broke his leg
and his arm
maybe his neck
but we really
just wanted to
stop and smell
the roses which
have fresh fertilizer
from the horse
that was stinking
up the house :))
you could smell
crap for miles
which made everyone
plug their nose
and watering eyes
over taras cooking.
homer got sick
and needed some
serious medical attention
so we called
up Dr.Phil
the horse doctor
to unplug homer
from being stopped
by the cops
for having only
one sock on
and the other
with no pants
and then noticed :o
his bear behind
gettin bit by
tara big dog
before Tara could
spank the whizzer
homer said ouch
but just kept
spanking the whizzer
as he drooled
not touching this
humping was watching
spankink the whizzer :)) :)) im rolflmao :)))
suddenly there was
people whizzing-n-drooling
over humping new
people that came
say him run
for cover as
Tara's fixing meatloaf :)))
that everyone ate
then threw up.
all over justa
and Night touched
a lightbulb that
went out when
the switch was
blown because of
all the water
could not be
sponged of the
mud that was
smeared all over
there body parts
and the ants
crawls on them
onto taras cooking.
omg u guys im not getting any work done it is piling up :))
and hades love
has only one
kiss in his
butt left to
see what all
the fuss was
about since there
was nothing to
do without dogs
that wink like ;::
doing cave style
unmentionable acts that
everyone likes doing
down and dirty :)))
just don't get
sand in your
bottoms or you
remember it when
it slipped out
and she laughed
0:till she cried
and he ran
onto the pole
just to sit
and cry alot
till someone came
around the corner
and she was
laughing like crazy
<?>clapping her hands
and smiling all
all this time
cause he easy
sang a song
to her while
shaving his hairy
underarm pits
arms and legs
broke the razor
justa got pm :///
saying that he
will get right
night need explaination
right now :/// :))
Oh My God
got that right <..>
always in trouble
looking for help
help he need (O+O)
choking not required :))
but if you
do don't run
you will get
caught and then
get hit on
justa got busted (O+O)
or even worse
he will (O+O)
die then what
watch alittle tv <:>
and laugh about
him getting (O+O)
because he was
a badddddd boyyyyy
I think your
PM was answered :))
but no reply
so he was
gonna make a
cake for friends
and sing karaoke
till the moon
goes down over
the mountains side
and the rain
wash spiders out
and cows flew
over the rainbow
to find gold
in a pot
the leprechaun left
he kills for
chocolate covered cherries
with strawberry milk
and coco puffs
in a pan
of hot water
on the stove
on slow simmer
while he slowly
sipped his wine
and relaxed in
with rubber duckie
and lots of
bubbles and soap
broke down the
the car chase
people started running
from the dog
that only wanted
a big bone
to chew on
so we run
and run and
everyone laughing at
us at home
watching the tube
and having a
late night snack
with our friends
because we love
quality time with
friends on line
that played games
and use cheats
that are uncle
that run constantly
until the wee
hours of the
night till early
time to go.
back to work
no day off
and after that
go to bed
and snore their
little heads off
needs nose plugs
or snor ease
because the noise
is so loud
you can't hear
whats going on
the sound tv
0:Played loud music
which was better
than the radio
music which was
making everyone dance
and enjoy the
food and drinks
The time has
come to sing
Karaoke and drink
(//)
pass the wine
cheese and crackers
smashed in face
bleeding from the
mouth was hit
with a sledge
hammer because they
took to many
nails from the
box to nail
the hammer to
the wall because
a mouse ran
up the clock
the cat caught
down the wall
a huge baby
was playing with
a huge airplane
that was stranded
because the mouse
tasted like chicken
because everything does
what Tara says :)))
smells real bad
and stunk the
was scared too
open the door
becasue Night was
going to spray
pepper straight at
the door when
her pants ripped
Monkey? Your avatar scared me... (O+O)
as her legs
went weak until 0:
she saw someone
jump from the
banister and fell
on someones lap.
then jumps up
without wearing clothes
just a hat
and a smile
red rider wagon
that was as
fast as lightning
with its one
red shoe and
a fugly red
like Monkeys lips
that smack when
you touch them.
and leave printed
bright orange smears
that were really
dried up blood
left from chickens
that were killed
that had babies
at 10 years
they were ready 0:
to move away
Join a circus
open a business
lost all money
and cried for
nearly three years
before a new
clown came around
made everyone laugh 0:
and have a
couple of drinks
and sing songs
to entertain all 0:
our good friends
who enjoyed show 0:
all night long
at the end
everyone said goodbye 0:
and went home
for a good
nights sleep and 0:
long hot bath
off to bed 0:
to get some :))
rest before he
had to get
ready for work
before he gets
fired from his
job that he
hates so much
but secretly loves
because he gets
lots of fame
from making so
many people happy
but now he
just stays at
home because he
refuses to work.
only because he
hates working for
a stupid boss
that yells about
playing on computer
and then losing.
so he decided
to go to
the head hauncho
to get them
to give him
the key to
city so he
rule the whole
world and get
money and power
fame and fortune
0:then spread peace
but no peace
had shown it's
self before we
had another war
between the sexes
where all woman
are in charge
and take control
of their lives
men are inferior
yet are better
than a monkey
with brass.............. legs,,,
and a bra
thats been stuffed
with tissues and
dirty tube socks
that have been
got from dumpster
put in the
washer and dryer 0:
with dog poop
from back yard
with hopping bunnies
that are cute
but actually cursed
with magick to
turn yourself into
Homer or Tara
the curse didnt
work because Homer
wrote a code
and forgot to
write it down
with his small
eraserless golf pencil
which fell between
the crack in
the floor below 0:
the heater vent
a spark started 0:
and burned his
entire supply of
ready to eat 0:
pancakes and bacon
but the toast
was miraculously saved
by a little
pack of gnomes
who gave homer
someone's stolen underpants
and gave to
the next door
neighbor who grows
to slap him
all the time
and where is
miss tara when
she threw up
all over the
food she cooked.
while hades was
ready to eat.
what she made
wasn't in the
store after all.
so out the
blue she came.
spoon fed Hades
all the leftovers
and to my
surprise tara bought
just what she
wanted to give.
her sweetie and
surprise him with
her special meatloaf
but ate it
up all befor
he got sick.
and screamed out
as he retched
and rolled around
to laugh at
the mess she
left for him 0:
in the garage
what a surprise 0:
to see the
shirt come off.
once upon a
very hot night.
we were playing
footsy under the
table in the
bar just before
the band started
throwing glasses in
the trash can
go gets another
shot of whiskey
and beer back
from the bar
then sits down
lets one rip
clears the room
and farts again
feeling all relief
and then goes
down the road
to find a
place to party
and take shots
and line dance
while drunk off
thier butts while
sipping thier drinks
before closing time
they found a
fake diamond ring
and offered it
as a token
of gratitude to
show his love
for the beautiful
princess of her
very own death.
but she didnt
die, she kept
looking for diamonds
but only found
lumps of coal
Because they were
hiding under a
mountain cavern where
the bear is
trying to sleep
but the noise
is so loud
i covered my
ears so I
couldn't hear what
the rambling was
in taras oven
the explosion was
so fierce that
it blew every
pot and pan
out the window
now we wont
have anything to
to make the
cake that has
multicolored sprinkles and
little party hats
with ugly little
puff balls attached
to them like
everyone would like
them to be
except that the
hats were to
be burped inside
the party room
with ugly wallpaper
and dirt floors
with worms crawling
all over the
old rotten bacon
the dog ate
some stale food
that no people
would want and 0:
only a dog
would eat, but 0:
someone feed it
to the goat
which made the
goat sick and
yakked all over
someone's brand new
louis vuitton purse
which was worth
nothing after the
goat had puked
all that nasty
goop all over
everyone at the
dinner table, but
the guest still
seemed nervous as
jezebels in church
because of the
men she had
seen sitting there
she kissed them
and offered to
buy a ring
and get married
and i dont
want marriage ever
to the same
person because it
is a pain
just to make
a yummy cake
that had sawdust.
The lonely woman
walked around the
table, touching each
persons hand while
licking their lips
and panting heavily
as the others
pound their big
fists down on
the table while
drinking a shot
looking for the
lipstick she lost
which ended up
over behind the
apple tree that
was bearing red
warm fuzzy apples
that tasted sweet 0:
and smelled like
I wanted to
drink toilet water
and even gargle
with their big
watermelon sized fingers
owned by Kelly
the holy roller
bible thumping geek
:))
wearing a straw
hula skirt and
no shirt with
six inch heels
and granny panties :)))
too small for
her big huge
thighs and legs
that were hanging
down to her
wrinkled old knee's
and unshaved legs
and ugly shoes
with candy stripes
for am hour.
shakin her butt
with a dirty
look on his
face as he
stood before the
group of men
begging for a
dirty lap dance
that was boring.
he wouldnt pay
so she hit
him in the
face with a
wet red thong
that came from
washer machine after
it gets done
with the lights
out she put
her fist deep
in a pile
of red jello
with fruit in
her pointy ears
cantaloupe stickin out
of her shirt :))
and a watermelon
stuffed in her
pants so she
looked like she
was carrying a
set of triplets
each had a
third eye on
their left arm
that always looked
for another ladder
to climb to
safety because they
hated getting ready.
for the up-comming
christening and circumcision :)))
his manhood was
severely cut off
he purchased a
monkey from Michale_J :))
but couldnt peepee
so instead he
get a coffee-can
and used it
untill Tokens came
and puked inside
handing it back
dripping with vomit
to her lovely
husband that decided
to puke back
across the floor
from playing in
a puddle of
Tara's sweat and
nice to everyone :)))
she was NOT
screamed a moron
family member who
had size double
E shoe size ( my 3000th post ) yahooo... lol
with smelly feet.
and bad breath
and hairy underarms
with a tanktop
that showed her
eye in the
with changing leaf
im so confuse
bout what to
think about the
rotting decaying steaks.
But someone said
we need to
start a new
thread about how
we got here
and then we.
never knew what
happened to the
young girl from
the big city
ended her life.
when she married
to a man
name Hades, sad
and very lonely
so it ended.
But hades yearned
to see tara
so he could
pick on her
and steal her
away from homer
only to give
her right back.
because you guys
are to silly
and that's why
homers and taras
children all had
12 toes and
lack of control
that had ended.
in boardin school
without pants on
and only little
did they know
their knobby knees
would help them
make enough noise
to distract even
The deafest person
in the room
that was dark.
yet not very
spooky because it
tara behind you
nightperson kissing her
then homer walked
over to tara
and kicked her
for kissing justahumping
who was really
Tom Tom thinking
im going to
run behind who
ever comes in
can and get
ready to play.
with tom tom
before he quits
playin with himself
with a steel
book, how odd
things are getting
worse by the
minute, wished he
had run away
and hidden in
a dark room
with hades and
his blow-up doll
I saw Hades
with an air-pump
and a big
inflatible doll that
makes him want
to wish he
had the money
to buy the
car he always
couldnt afford when
ate all the
fries from the
store freezer section
Then he went
to eat more
in his car
to make a
french fry pyramid
He didnt have
to eat them
but he will
with extra ketchup
and a banana
which was used
by the one
person he didn't
expect to use
bananas, his brother
was all wrong
to the point
that he slipped
the bananas up
his nose because
red and big
balloon was right
that didn't float
down the river
through the trees
over the hills
under the bridge
to the junkyard.
But then suddenly
he didnt talk
the same way
he use to
because a frog
give him a
wart on his
nose and it
made him so
drunk that he
fell off a
pig and talk
to himself, but
then he went
to find a
new girl to
go steady with
but then she
found someone better
and he started
to cry because
he was heartbroken.
by what was
he going to
be ran over
by a yellow
dog and its
going to bite
him in his
right hand side
of his behind
he likes it
when its dark.
and the moon
is like cheese
and the stars
around it all
make him miss
the time when
all he needed
was someone to
share some time
without him so
he started to
jump off the
bridge but changed
his mind and
took a nap
When he awoke,
he stretched and
yawned and decided
to go get
a nap before
the big party
for tonight at
Coyote Ugly where
all around him
people were dancing
they fell on
top of each
with spike shoes
that really hurt
without hesitation he
bought a drink
and gulped it
down his mouth
and got sick
for eating the
rotten lettuce that
he found on
justas metal bucket
that sits beside
the puke bucket
that smells of
all kinds of
really gross stuff
next to computer
overflowin to the
side of the
keyboard and mouse
and down the
legs of the
dog and went
around to the
back quietly as
lifted his leg
to release gas
like Tara release
gas and stinks
up the forum
spraying the room
then laughin like
is still away
she change undies
20 x a
all were dirty
she still worn
dirty and smelly
all the time
tara never wash
under her arms
or kitty, or
other parts of
her sexy body because Homer does it for her... :))
Quote from: Tara on September 29, 2006, 06:03:30 PM
her sexy body because Homer does it for her... :))
hey that is more then 3 :))
homer is not
just drinking one
he is drinking
Quote from: Tara on September 29, 2006, 06:03:30 PM
her sexy body because Homer does it for her... :))
holdin his nose...and gaggin...lol
barfed in the
bath water tara
cried and said
look what you
did to my
bath water turn
into a goop
and lost my
huge diamond ring
by sitting on
the edge of
the bathtub, so
where it was
was incredibly full
with big snakes
wrapped around his
own python that
squeezed his inner
that was to
long for his
leg to reach
so his arm
reached out and
strangled the thing
that was closest
to his hands
lordy i think we need to start over.. this is making NO SENSE..
There was once
lol ok
a puppy that
had two heads
a striped tail
that was so
ugly he stood
above her and
and made her
go fetch some
water for him
so he could
wash his face
and rinse his
long tail feathers
gggrrrr...he did,
throw some water
on the floor
and said... next
time it will
take do it
throw peepee instead
all over them
from head to
toe and on
the toes it
made a mess
long gooey mess
and they fall
down to the
floor and went
rolling down the
step to the
street then to
the dog that
said.... this is
not my bone
and passed it
to the next
thing best a
cute kitty cat "'"
that climb the
kitty pole to
find a piece
of fresh meat
without any help
went on to
throw up many
feathers and the
cat felt really
bad but couldn't
change how he
was feeling so
he decided to
make it fatfree
poor little kitty "'"
was so hungry
he ate the
lady's bunny slippers <..>
and got sick
but wasnt really
able to be
walk or run
to the house
he died... lol ( now maybe the story can start fresh)... rofl
I jus noticed... killed that dang cat with my 4000th post... how ironic... now whose gonna bring him back to life.... toooooo funny!!!
There was a
woman who went
to see her
in the alley
but,,,she stop
picked some flowers
and put them
in an expensive
vase that broke
"'" along came kitty....
sit down beside
and began to
turn into dog .... tired of kitty stories!!
the dog barked
and he growled
his master petted
hin on the
face and it
died suddenly and
the girl kissed
the furry animal
while the boy
watched with envy
wishing he had
killed it sooner
because he might
not get to
do that again
for it might
come back alive
and start a
serial murderin spree
so he could
find out what
ghosts and globins
do on halloween
and make children
scream and run
tears streamin down
candy all over
Masks are skeery
to get the
most fun of
the holiday before
the nights done
and all the
where it has
all the time
around the corner
just out of
jail and then
Africa the lions
come and play
hide and seek
and he hide
because he knows
the witch will
put a spill
on him so
he would eat
nothing till she
waved the wand
then he ate
like a wild
lunatic possessed by
a evil witch
that that demons
Quote from: Tara on October 07, 2006, 10:47:42 AM
that that demons
are we stutterin now... rofl
that the demons
ran and pointed
and laughed hard
skeletons were laughin
so hard that
their bones were
falling apart so
they started rubbing
and got boners
all the time
then went limp
be hard again
oh my it
grew even harder
to a full
yard peperoni stick
:)) :)) :)) is that the full lenght :)) lmao im rolling here
to my eyes
as wide open
cause of size
needed a camera
take a picture
and make copies
send to friends
plaster walls with
them picture of
those pepperoni sticks
and how big
they really grew
and the heads
omg... the heads
are so big
mutants, yes they
was very impulse
any get bigger
as we speck
quite there shrinking
and cant see
its really small
you need tweezer
and magnifying glass
before you run
into the store
buy rapid grow
and to look
it's too late
to look the
opposite way of
The big mess
splattered on the
side of the
the wall from
top to bottom
side to side
they walk alone
away from the
scary old witch
with her big
mole on her
nose is very
noticeable and skeery
and amazingly hairy
and very long
children screamed at
the stuff coming
from her ears
it look like
scary black bats
flying over head
and dripping on
children and parents
went flying off
You have been interupted by a drive by post...Ya'll suck and so does this story. ::
:,
Quote from: Tara on October 08, 2006, 06:04:46 PM
You have been interupted by a drive by post...Ya'll suck and so does this story. ::
:,
lol yup it is a non-story going no where
Quote from: nightperson on October 08, 2006, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: Tara on October 08, 2006, 06:04:46 PM
You have been interupted by a drive by post...Ya'll suck and so does this story. ::
:,
lol yup it is a non-story going no where
ok lets start again once upon atime....
I was just kidding...lol
Quote from: Tara on October 08, 2006, 06:04:46 PM
You have been interupted by a drive by post...Ya'll suck and so does this story. ::
:,
kmb... u and night.... Night added the went drippin... rofl... the bats were flyin overhead...that made sense... but then Night said "went drippin on".... oh well...
ok.. back with the story...
children and parents
went flyin off...
their wings so
bats had to
crawl or walk
Animal Control came
and locked Night :))
up in cage
threw away key
then fled the
:))) to funny
to tara house
where her meatloaf
i didnt touch
but homer did
and he :xx
It made Homer
run and hide
across the lawn
screamin trick or
treat smell my
nasty azz feet
Then there was......
strange eeerie feeling
when the meatloaf
chasing him down
with a sword
finally he faced
his true demons
Then he grabbed
them and pray
to god for
sanity because after
the mess was
He couldnt pray
and the demons
.w. multiplied all over >>:D
.w. the forum....badly <>
so he knew
he was possessed
his red eyes
and bloody lips
waiting for a
nother meatloaf to
kill the dog
and it did
now we must
stop it so
no one gets
to have any
fun any more
laugh and fun
party and cheer
the way it
never was to
be but hey
they was good
so we smiled
and laughed at
the way they
where running around
tryin to find
writers to make
this great story
excitin and skeery
and going on
forever and ever
when will it
climax... when.. when
soon stayed tuned
same bat time
smae bat channel :)))
Quote from: kandykitty20012 on October 09, 2006, 08:24:37 PM
smae bat channel :)))
cant spell for chit !@#$,,,,,same bat channel
same bat *poof*
all of sudden.....
it started pouring
cats :;' and dogs ;::
so I opened
the window and
the cat was
sitting on the
tree trunk when
the dog started
lift his leg
cat let out
a cry that
was so loud
that the dog
ran into the
house and hid
and didnt come
till the cows
jump over the
moon and the
milk was sour
but the cat
got sick and
the vet could
save poor kitty "'"
from the horrible
horrible sour milk
that was splattered
top to bottom
all over the
new carpet in
the car floor
what a mess
Clean it up
or else you
sit in car
until the police
come and do
a cavity search.... :oo :oo :D :/\
and found it
under the bed lol
it was pretty
what was pretty?
whats under bed :))
halloween candy and
alot of ants
Eatin Candy will
rot your teeth
and cause blindness
in one eye
while you hop
on one foot
and try to
skip jump rope
while eating a
cheeseburger on toast
with one hand
and drinkin with
the other hand
multi-talented little ant
seems so happy
by a foot
that hurt so
so bad that
screamed loudly OUCH
now he can't
run about again
and chase the
carzy pumpkin around
now halloween will
always be different
because of the
bats and goblins
and the witches
that will scare
all the people
and make them
run and cry
but everyone had
a good time
a new victim
about to get
new story
Once upon a
time there was
a cow that
ate grass and
played in the
mud while the
farmer tried to
plant vegetables for
his family to
eat through the
long winter months
because they were
very poor and
had to ration
all the food
and work very
But one day
decided to do
something new and
he bought lottery
tickets and won
he fainted in
the bank and
someone tried to
take all the
money from the
farmer but he
pulled a gun
and shot the
would be robber
and the family
in their toes
now they have
black and blue
purple and red
colored ribbons that
look so purty
in their hair
and their toes
no one will
smell their feet
because they stink
like old rotten
cow poo that
is very watery
and chunky because
no proper chewing
made him sick
to his tummy
went to the
doctors and they
gave him an
shot in butt
so he will
feel so better
and be able
start all over
and go to
our own house
to plan a
wedding for the
witch and ghoul
are very scray
and also ugly
with 2 fangs
and hairy hands
that seemed to
very dark there
fingers were crawling
with blood on
floor and wall
and writing saying
trick or treat
and Happy Holloween
now its time
to take the
people across the
street to the
feed them candy
and give goodies
to kiddies dressed
not too much
like scary ghosts
who say boo!
and boos skeer
and scare the
old fat ladies
and they messed
up their hair
with rotten eggs
dripping down there
filthy clothes which
made bugs come
from all over
and they was
flying around my
garden filled
with snakes slithering
throught my garden
and in water
up the pipe
on the roof
down into the
snow covered swimming-pool :))
where two people
stealing all gifts
and taking there
popcorn and candy-canes
to give out
to the tooth-fairy
for free money
to give to
the people on
christmas day for
being good and
leaving milk-n-cookies
for santa to
feed to Rudolph
and fellow deer
on the snowy
roof of his
run down motel
with mice & rats
spiders and roaches
and a smell
of strong stench
that makes your
mouth water up
and want to
chew 20 times
to make it
more nasty than
it should be
yet it still
very nasty looking
slim from eyes
that's thickly crusted
running out nose
and onto floor
down the steps
to the door
down the street
around the corner
all the way
up the highway
through the tunnel
under the bridge
into the house
to uncover a
monster hidden under
the bed and
it scared the
cat which then
clawed the dog
and ran under
the kitchen table
to get ready
to pounce again
onto the pumpkin
and get some
nails and mace
to stop the
ghosts from trying
to get in
and scare everyone
and make them
eyes pop out
of his ugly
face he had
alot of stitches
that needed to
be taken out
before the poison
infected and spread
and everyone gets
to the doctor
with serious maladies
before the door
locked behind them
and they were
running and screaming
hoping and praying
that it would
just go away
and leave them
to be alone
so they could
enjoy trick treatin
and get lots
candy and bubblegum
and eat all
they could handle
and not sleep
tell are men
are home safe
from the service
now we all
brace and hug
until we all
puke up candy
from the flight
before it crashes
into the ocean
and breaks into
a million pieces
and can't be
ate again, gross
magets and
worms, dont eat it (stole a word from Indian...she only used 2) :-X
just suck them
and stroke them
to keep them
nice and firm
to confuse everyone
so to disguise
How big it
it got really
then it fell
but unbanned the
scary scary creature
then to jump
over the house
over the hill
through the woods
to grandma house :)))
we all go <..>
the horses know
how to fly
I dont know
how song goes... rofl
it goes like
over the river
and through the
woods to grandmother's
house we go
the horse knows
the way to
carry the sleigh
through the white
and drifted snoooooooooooooow!
all of sudden
why Tp spamin
big NO NO
so we didnt
get in trouble
from the teachers
for not following
the rules in
the game thread :))
so play fair
and only post
one post then
wait for someone
else to post :))
a post then
post your post
or get banned
from site forever
so play right.... lol
and be nice
and polite even
and the ;:"
will leave you
alone always be
the games will
get locked if
we spam, geesh
Sorry guys.. someone asked how the song went, so I sang it three words at a time for everyone. I was hyped up last night cuz my roommate JUST paid her rent (23 days late) and I've been sooooo broke, and upset over it. Anyway, I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE! :)
it doesn't stop. :)
at that point
Quote from: tponka on October 24, 2006, 11:24:49 AM
Sorry guys.. someone asked how the song went, so I sang it three words at a time for everyone. I was hyped up last night cuz my roommate JUST paid her rent (23 days late) and I've been sooooo broke, and upset over it. Anyway, I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE! :)
it doesn't stop. :)
Tp no problem heres a hug for ya (OO)
we start over
and now what
are we to
to sing about
happy happy thoughts
and <..> till
break of dawn
then go for
a dance record
and get contract
with dance fever
saturday night live
and Jay leno
dance the night
away while we
punch and cookies
lots of candy
to play games
on Club Pogo
while we watch
and took care
of all nasty
wash all the
mouths of dirty
children that had
cursive language and
mother saying omg
and dads yelling
while the children
are playing in
the sandbox which
toads and mice
are playing in
something gooey and
to dance to
off the wall
to the dico
to dance away
the night and
end up at
a bar full
of drunk people
falling all over
each other as
they fight and
scream loudly in
Just Between friends
:-\
that were screaming
let me out
of here quick
before i go
crazy from listening
to the kids
over and over
trying to give
a helping hand
to those that
don't need it
but should appreciate
the time giving
and hard effort
for the homeless people
give them free
hot meals for
because no one
wants-2 see them
go hungry. Everyone
helps out every1
so all can
have fun playing
games on everyone
for the holidays
just don't call
me after them
to clean up
the terrible mess
that was made
from everyone throwing
junk all over
the room and
in the yard
that was covered
with grass and
spider webs which
scared the kids
to make them
run and scream
behave like they
did not know
how to do
a single thing
with their hands
full of candy
prey on flies
with no remorse
or even sympathy
for the people
on the strange
planet of Mars
with one eye
in the center
and then i
can kill the
next monster here
before it gets
to me first
i will run
and hide in
the alley way
behind garbage can
in the cans
with the rats
and the cats
to play cards
go fish again
with a worm
and catch them
just before they
jump out of
a moving car
and hit a
a corner mailbox
sending it flying
into a house
knocking man in
a poopy toilet-bowl :)))
that needs cleaning :///
sometime soon or
the mess will
rot and smell
and no one
would be able
to clean the
place as soon
as gas mask
was passed out
to all of
the adults that
were stripping for
the graves left
empty handed because
they needed more
help to conquer
the fears they
with watts signature
they will die
from running so
long and hard
trip and fall
drop and roll
they will still
get back up
and do it
all over again
down the road
through the tunnel
that was so
long that the
water well dried
just before the
the tide comes
and washes all
the crabs back
with the lobsters
in the ocean
under the boat
to hit prop
split into pieces
fall to bottom
for other peeps
to gather up
and put back
on the counter
so none will
be taken from
the grave early
so the dead
will not walk
in the morning
and scare the
the little lady
to death just
was not worth
a pennie to
make a wish
to come true
so throw a
party and let's
boogie down tonite
in the brick
hot oven house
up in flames
and in smoke
and people running
screaming and yelling
but then they
all fell over
a jolly fatman
who was laughing
at thm all
had a big
long wooden stick
for a nose
That kept growing
noway of stopping
because of lying
that was bad
and now your
very in trouble
and grounded to
their room forever
with no computer
and no games
oh how boring
but we will
go that route
just because we
want to so
just play along
with us all
to have fun
and party all
night long till
the sun came
up shining bright
throught the glass
in the yard
on the hills
over yonder where
the cabins is
hid in the
deep dark woods
with dogs barking
at the bears
that had been
sleeping all winter
in the woods
in the cave
in the mountain
over the hill
at the creek
beside the barn
in the coop
next to the
smelly old piece
of dirty leather
was a turkey <..
with indians running <)
looking for food !@!
to eat for
Thanksgiving and the
Black Friday sales
findin bargains and
shopping til dropping
Then goin to
the next mall
and chargeeeeeee all
my new outfits O0
for the holidays
to look my
best ever i
go out to
buy some more
for the kids
because Christmas is
so much joy
for nice presents
lotta eating goodies
from all the
friends and neighbors
that had been
handing it out.
what a surprise
Her present was
broken and torn
at the seams
she was sad
and was :'((
take it back.... rofl hard
and get me
a new one
so i can
have a nice
pleasant happy day.
with family members
and laugh at
the jokes they
were all sharing
around the fireplace
while they snuggle
under the blankets
grandma made them
nice and warm
so they could
go out to
kill the turkey
pluck the feathers
in cold water
rinsed and stuffed
their big old
bird in the
sink with a
mess all around
their new kitchen
up with the
tall tall feathers
which they stuff
far far up
to the ceiling
and stuck in
the fan in
then went down
all over the
clean floor and
the maid had
to go get
a mop bucket
with soapy water
and clean the
big big mess
Hey Night what happened shows that you are a guest now instead of a memeber.......something is wrong :o
a lotta work
for a small
itty bitty mop
It did the
job like it
was a big
big super duper
:ll
vacuum cleaner with
ear plugs on
it's huge ears
He vacuums fast...
on the dirty
carpet that had
pieces of the
feathers everywhere and
some spilled soda
which Monkey licked
off the model :pp
of blowup doll :))
which busted and
lil monkeys came
outta her stomach
skeerin everyone around
it they screamed
and ran away
hollerin :OO :OO
as they got
help from neighbors
to take off
remains of monkeys
and streams of
gold and silver
that lit up
only to disappoint
all of the
people that hoped
for a new
illuminated shiny red
sparkly diamond ring
Maybe next time
it will be
at least three
presents per child
and three more
drinks per adult
and with a
twelve inch straw.
that curled around
her younger boyfriend
large fat feet
with nasty bumps
with pus runnin
all over his
lips and face
makin people sick
but excited, too!
Ewww... lol
They wiped the
blood and guts lol
with a rag
then smeared the
walls with the
blood and guts :)))
made a mess
then licked it
cryin like a
baby wanting his
pacifier and blankieeee
then he got
bold and courageous
went up to
bloody cat and
sucked the blood
cat jumped up
and whipped around
to see what
had happened to
the people that
were standig there
looking through the
shattered window to
see the mess
that the cat
Made while in
Enter The Dragon
to kill the
mean old grinch
that wore red
Thongs and Pierced
ears and nose
Bulge showing in
mirror showin behind
the real truth
has been told
could he except
a limp result
after taking Viagra
he was soooo
Hard that He
broke his pencil
but had splints
in his toes
which hurt like
Drinking old acid
so when the
doctor came he
Pronounced him dead
and they all
Rejoiced happily thereafter
drinking themselves to
a drunken stooper
and even rolling
on bathroom floor
naked as a
Jaybird and peed
all over himself
and mumbled oh
my how dumb
she was when
When She Sucked
on a pickle
it squirted in
all over the
the floor and
and got all
over the wall
it ran down
the hall and
Became hard on
floor, I scrubbed
it all away
then slipped and
broke poor dick
Tracey that hurt
and was splinted
walk with limp....
and regret the
fallin... Next time
and cussed all
that spilt fluid
IN Tokens puss :))
which gamer drank
with no complaints
and wanted more
Kitty volunteered donate
camera :. to take
unauthorized snapshots of
what was happening
Nakedness and shy
oils,lotions & toys
my.. oh... my
Tokens did cry
Cuz she saw
The Sausage Raw
so Gamer ate
Off Kitty's plate
licked the floor
asked for more
kept on licking
Kitty's left ear
and drank a
dish full of
dogs water bowl
Scratched and sniffed
the neighbors butt :)))
smelled like roses
and tasted like
Uncle's dirty jock
and also like
:o Maggie mays old drawers
that he wears
for trick or
just every day
When I awake
beside another man
I'll try to get you banned
ok from what?
From my bed
jumped out bugs
and scurried off
into the closet
Lit a candle ?.?
burnt my finger
?.? And went Kaboom :))
I ran outside
screamin for help
suddenly a big
cop walked up
grabbed a club
And it's gamers
he hitted him
Gamer spit@him
they started rolling
down the road
Screamin like girls............. lmao
Panties at knees
Gamer was one
screaming even louder
cop handcuffed him
to tokens and
away they went
to the pokey
Tokens jumed up
and fell over
the big sausage
pass
and broke her
hand on Kitty's
big black Boot.
then she took
her hand and
put it up
over her ears.... rofl
with knees knocking
She said, I
peed my panties
Now time for
soap and water
to clean up
this awful mess
unbelievable awful mess.....
by licking it
his lips. Later
And savoring every
Later he went
to the adult
said Im still
A young virgin
which is good
In this day
and age of
unrest and temptation
married a prince
Had 17 children
includin set twins
whaich are very
cute Hansel / Gretel
who where running
from the boogieman
who had a
loose booger hanging
The witch cookin
with the boogin
adding a spell
put booger in
cutting off ear
and rat tail
spits in pot
stir it briskly
and add :xx
all over the
Padded Toilet seat
which now needs
to be replaced
cuz it penetrated
Her smooth body
with a sharp
prick of a
long sewing needle
right Between The
the big eyes
Full of tears
dripping of blood
Fell over dead.
then was buried
upside down so
can see china
Before He killed
the smelly skunk
and tossed it
in some perfume
so now the
Whole thing is
a great big
Stupid lie and
it makes me
A Bigger Liar
what else's new
same ole same
he's really a
Blah Blah Blah
and he don`t
want to cheat
his wife or
his little dog ;::
with a small
pretty looking woman
and a big
blah blah blah
UUUUUMMMMM EEEEEERRRRRRRR dunno :-\
So, The End!
Once upon a....
time there lived
a very small
ant, which worked
very very hard
carryin food to
their ant hill
until one day...
a big bad
anteater followed him
then he ran
and grabbed a
big sugar cube
crushed that anteater...
and continued on
workin real hard....
for their next
job of carryin
a great big
Fertile Egg And
a test tube
next to coffee
with a muffin
and melted butter
was a fat
third leg hanging
needed a O+O
to compare her boobs
with a scale
Gamer cant count... to three... lmfaoz
holdin while walkin....
Started to dribble
on the floor
Ur Deer Friend
bams
slipped and broke
What to do
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Rapped it up
Saved it for
Blah Blah Blah
made no sense
Nor will it
game still good............ rofl
Good will Store
Buyin clothes or
Just being Nosey
for what to
make everyone laugh
Ur Deer Friend
bams
till they wet
in the store
and then came
a sales person
with all kinds
of second hand
I looked around
Ur Deer Friend
bams
saw a hat
which i put
on..looked good
so I turned
Ur Deer Friend
bams
around and walked
to cashier, handed
him a fifty
he gave change
and then I
left. Drove off
and hit a
parked car. I
ran fast and
before i knew
the police were
running after real
fast, one said
look over yonder
he dropped his
big bad baton
bent over to
take a closer
look..and said
that is not
a good thing
Ur Deer Friend
bams
as he felt
his way up
to the next
object... he found
which was yellow
long and bumpy
I wonder what that word is...lol
with purple spots
and large ruts
and salty tough
ruff hard skin
that would scratch
make you bleed
and get infected
Call the doctor
imposters are loose
they tried to
sneak in and
steal my money
and hump your :)))
leg all night
while you try
to get off
in a nice
bubble bath and
candles, wine and
soft romantic music
romantic bath oils.
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Lover joins in
and B.O.B. too :-X :pp
while spin cycle
Quote from: Tara on February 06, 2007, 04:32:49 PM
while spin cycle
<<scratchin forehead... in the jacuzzi >> lol
made it excitin
You were suppose to catch on from that. >:D
and made her
want to spin
as she rode ???
faster... harder... wildly
moaning,groaning,screaming....
scratching, farting , burping (leave it to me to ruin it :ll )
rubbing,crying laughing...
and hysterically throwing
herself onto the
brother of patches :. O+O
and then having
oral sex with
every single man
that showed his
wallet got it
out and then
got paid big
so then went
to the store
to stand in
a long line
and !@#$ complain
to the manager
who then went
to HIS boss
down on his
knees he pleased
the boss so
he got a
big fat raise
for his good
pleadin and beggin
and slurpping swallowing
He needed beer
so he drank :!!
until the break
and then he
tried it over
any brand beer
and shot of
whiskey in a
dirty cracked glass
that fell on
Ur Deer Friend
bams
floor which rolled
Big Limp Doodle :o
was also rolling
so he picked
the thing up
and played backgammon :))
only to lose
all in 1-shot :)))
because they sucked
and blamed Ms.Behavin
but, it was
all their fault
they sucked at
BACKGAMMON, nuff said
Swappin wives is
a stupid thing
so instead they
swapped husbands, then
ran naked around
and around and
doin a threesome
then stopped and
was looking around
for a banana
but could not
get the juice
bananas have juice? :)))
to come up
In this story they do >:D
so they rubbed
long and hard
before they exploded
into a banana-split
that was melting
all over his
face and chest
which were shaved
and very smooth
but it was curiously....
Exploded bananas dripped
on Tokens face
and she spread
salad dressing all
over her nasty
moldy salad that
was slippery when
wet, so she
did not moan
instead she screamed
while she creamed
watchin Monkey eat
his long sausage
Quote from: Monkey on March 24, 2007, 07:05:27 AM
his long sausage
<<fallin out my chair lmao...omfg.. that sounds so painful... rollin laughin hysterically>>
moanin and groanin
then he CAME ??? <:>
up very short :.
of puking when
he then realized
his sausage shrunked
when someone came
bit the head
off the cat
no its sausage.... rofl hard
The cat meowwwww
and rubbing hard
trying to leave ???
a very hard
mark on the
special love spot
whose name is
spot name Greasy
so easy to
rub off on
and all over
my legs and r1.gif
drips off r1.gif
while I start
a recipe to
write in a
naughty novel edition
a very long
tool with a
a stallion horse
and lucky horse-shoe
four leaf clovers
that were unlucky
and caused millions
of people to
rant and rave
over pointless things
that we did
nothing but pretend
That they were
short and bald
fat and ugly
and their names
all had P
and a D
but no F
because they were
dorks dressed in
fake costumes and
purple hair that
was as long
as ur armpit
but not really
I'm just tired
and your point
of this fun
is more entertaining
than anything that
I have ever
read ever before
I got drunk
passed out, and
did all over
what no man
could even dream
of, so she
said very quietly
come over here
its my way
or the highway
so take it
to the limit
not over the
edge though because
I want more
and if I
moan and groan
what would you
do to excite
Rubbing her body
and licking the
stomach of big
daddy...ur so
well hung and
Quote from: I'm Invisible ...See? on August 26, 2006, 08:43:47 AM
We're going to try the 3 word story and just keep it going. The only thing you can't do is post right after yourself. You don't have to quote anyone. You just put three words and that's it.
:o0
Quote from: I'm Invisible ...See? on August 26, 2006, 08:43:47 AM
We're going to try the 3 word story and just keep it going. The only thing you can't do is post right after yourself. You don't have to quote anyone. You just put three words and that's it.
:ppHELLO IT'S ME <ooo> O0 :D
:-\
and what did
:-\
that chick think
she was doing
posting her :o0
<:> Kiss it... rofl
and then HELLO
then say goodbye
while shoving her
:o0 up the
the oneway street
never looking back
and choking on
the most biggest
Piece of sausage
I'd ever seen
Juice running out
so she opened
her big yap
like a horse
and said here
meet my hippo
He's as hugh
as his tiny
his baby finger
covered with poop
that stunk like
the devils den
Dont laugh like
A darn fool
Close your eyes
She purred softly
then licked wildly
until he exploded
then went limp :(
She resuscitated it
stood strong & tall
He was proud
she was disappointed :)))
Quote from: carrie on May 18, 2007, 03:29:57 AM
she was disappointed :)))
<<fallin out my chair>>lmfaoz that is too funny
He apologized to
her for it
since he was
the only one
who knew about
how she makes
it shrinks quickly
when the lights
are turned on... :))
See it run
he grabs it
and puts it <:>
in the biggest
hole he could
find in Tara's
back yard he
opened the backdoor
(I know I wanted that to be one word) :!$
and entered inside
a new wendy's
as he came
over for a
big cherry pie
but saw crabs
crawling all over
His Little Body
in running shoe's
waving big banners
In Big Bold
red print on
the back of
a building that
was actually a
very old house
that needed to
be painted because
Ms.B's moving away
to an old
house in the
center of town
were all the
people ate pie
to have some
dessert because it
Free Free Free
:-\
and they liked
getting free stuff
but who wouldn't
mind using what
Good Free Stuff
Monkey was going
Give Free POgo
tokens to everyone
He has trillions :))
and free gems :-*
to buy all
albums for himself
and Britney Spears
Their baby too! lmao
this sentence makes
a lotta sense!!! rofl
So lets start
start trying to
make sense of
these nonsense words.
lets start making
a real good
lies about someone
that is a
honest and good
bunch of bull
ugly and scary frankie.gif
but so true!
Run for your
Freakin Life ... halloween27.gif (Reaper)
the craver is pumpkin12.gif
getting closer and freddy.gif
will grab your mummy.gif
pumpkin and throw
them around the
room making a
Mess everywhere and
then a witch
appeared out of
hell, flew around halloween22.jpg
bumping into walls
and scaring everyone
then she stopped
Her head turned
then she shouted
all i want
for Christmas is
two front teeth
with 2 holes
that were sideways
she scrambled their
eggs and flew
out the window
and over to
her neighbors house
. Then the neighbor
civilwar.gif them in
their arm and
and in :o0
Once upon a
time there was
santa kissing a
jester.gif :o0 :))
stranger before she
saw the size
of the giant
person that always
ate green cherries
while sucking on
that yellow squishy
rotten banana that
Homer gave Tara
Tara said, "Homer :%#
"what the he**...
do you want
and suddenly out
of the blue
a man popped
out of nowhere
and jump on
both of them
and whipped out
a big gun
and pointed at
Homer's rotten banana
and threatened to
squish it and
said, "Homer", either
Give me a
bite or I
take it off
in front of
and you will
sorely surprised, when
the men in
the funny hats :; jester.gif canadian2.gif canadian1.gif civilwar.gif
bring their cameras camera.gif
Santa went home
to Ms. Claus
:## for some cocoa
printed on T-Shirts
was the saying
The Grinch Lives
jester.gif in a cave
on a hill
With his Little :o
sidekick cat named
cat22.gif Mr biggles worth :)) :))
that took the
Mouse from the
running black cat
then peed on
The last anyone
heard from or
saw the cat :[
was at the
park near the
old windmill and
and looking for
his Tender Vittles. cat22.gif
but he found
a small bird
but bird flew
up in a
a cloud of
from the volcano
and scorched his
plaid pants that
were way too
big so he
tied them with
a long string
and away he
flew through the
skies into the
path of a
green four leaf
endangered road runner
that could spit
as far as
an elf could
on a calm
bed of nails
that had rigid
stiff pokey heads
with yellow polka
dotted shoe laces
tied in triple
bows with knotted
hair she found
the three amigos
and danced until
the sun rose
above the mountains
and shone down
on the lake
Then, a flock...
of wild blackbirds
swooped down upon...
like a wild
black and blue
eyeball that has
green and black
dots on it
which are speckled
with my blood
and smelled like
poo on shoes