Joe is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to
perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few
things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an
American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he
throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with
billowing blue smoke. This is powerful medicine but you can only use
it once a year.
All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want
to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner
has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will
not work again for another year."
Joe rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves,
and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he
gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123" and
suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as
the medicine man had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"
And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
LOL :)))
that was funny, sounds like the story of my life :)))
thats good :))
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OMG lmao :)))
lmao to funny