Ask a stupid question... get a stupid reply ....
for example.
Someone asks: Why are oranges orange
someone Answers.... cuz if they weren't they wouldn't be oranges
then they get to ask a stupid question.
I'll go first ...
Why is there braille numbers on the numbers pad of a drive through instant teller?
So that the lady who let her dog drive her car can tell her blind brother to drive too!
Why do they leave the vault open at the bank but tie the pens to the counter?!
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
ya don't have to be stupid just pretend :))
Quote from: crazy_ on September 02, 2006, 07:19:53 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
ya don't have to be stupid just pretend :))
lets be real...she don't neeeed to pretend...just pull out the blonde tara i know you can do it...good game btw crazy!! :/\
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 02, 2006, 07:13:16 PM
So that the lady who let her dog drive her car can tell her blind brother to drive too!
Why do they leave the vault open at the bank but tie the pens to the counter?!
cuz they can track the money but not the pens
why is blood red? why isn't it white or blue?
Because if it's white or blue it wouldn't be blood?
Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?
I'm not sure I know how to play but I'll try.
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:32:15 PM
Because if it's white or blue it wouldn't be blood?
Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?
cuz not everyone can bend over to reach your foot
why is the moon yellow?
Quote from: crazy_ on September 02, 2006, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:32:15 PM
Because if it's white or blue it wouldn't be blood?
Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?
cuz not everyone can bend over to reach your foot
why is the moon yellow?
Because a angel peed on it.
Why are you asking these stupid questions? :))
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on September 02, 2006, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:32:15 PM
Because if it's white or blue it wouldn't be blood?
Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?
cuz not everyone can bend over to reach your foot
why is the moon yellow?
Because a angel peed on it.
Why are you asking these stupid questions? :))
to drive you nuts
is it working :))
You didn't ask your stupid question... Sorry I hijacked the game. :-*
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:50:27 PM
You didn't ask your stupid question... Sorry I hijacked the game. :-*
yes I did .. asked if it was working :))
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
no.its someones dinner.
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
no.its someones dinner.
now youuu ask a question hades!
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 12:03:00 AM
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
no.its someones dinner.
now youuu ask a question hades!
well i guess if hes not i will...
i think this is in crazys profile (maybe not)
why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway??
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 12:03:00 AM
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
no.its someones dinner.
now youuu ask a question hades!
well i guess if hes not i will...
i think this is in crazys profile (maybe not)
why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway??
cuz we can't drive in a driveway .. it is too short :)) and it wasn't my siggy... lol mine said
If they say don't drink and drive, why do taverns have parking lots?
Quote from: crazy_ on September 03, 2006, 04:41:45 AM
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 12:03:00 AM
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
no.its someones dinner.
now youuu ask a question hades!
well i guess if hes not i will...
i think this is in crazys profile (maybe not)
why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway??
cuz we can't drive in a driveway .. it is too short :)) and it wasn't my siggy... lol mine said
If they say don't drink and drive, why do taverns have parking lots?
to go pee in when the bathrooms occupied.
why do fat women tend to have more facial hair then skinny ones?
Quote from: hades on September 03, 2006, 08:54:22 AM
why do fat women tend to have more facial hair then skinny ones?
Because they have more face? :-X
Why does a pickle crunch?
Because it can... :)) I'm just kidding. I suck at this game. I'm sorry I will my behind outta here. :'((
cause it is raw?
Why do I have to clean house? :))
cause is it dirty or messy? :))
:pp
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
Oh wow... that was the stupid reply....so whats your stupid question?
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 04, 2006, 08:06:01 AM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
Oh wow... that was the stupid reply....so whats your stupid question?
I keep screwing the game up...I can't play it..lmao
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 08:07:08 AM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 04, 2006, 08:06:01 AM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
Oh wow... that was the stupid reply....so whats your stupid question?
I keep screwing the game up...I can't play it..lmao
lmao your just supposed to give a dumb answer to the question then as a dumb question ......
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 07:52:35 AM
Why do I have to clean house? :))
cause you have lil dust balls rolling around?
Why do onions make some people cry when they peal them? :)))
Quote from: codobutts on September 04, 2006, 08:35:08 AM
Why do onions make some people cry when they peal them? :)))
because they are sad people!
Why is the sky blue?
This just got moved out into the real world... I hope everything in here is legal :))
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 09:14:44 AM
This just got moved out into the real world... I hope everything in here is legal :))
:)) is anything?
How come they have pads with wings, can they fly? :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 10:44:55 AM
How come they have pads with wings, can they fly? :)) :)) :))
lmao no but why are they called always... is it forever? :))
Quote from: crazy_ on September 04, 2006, 10:56:45 AM
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 10:44:55 AM
How come they have pads with wings, can they fly? :)) :)) :))
lmao no but why are they called always... is it forever? :))
It could be forever...what is forever?
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
Quote from: crazy_ on September 04, 2006, 10:56:45 AM
Quote from: Tara on September 04, 2006, 10:44:55 AM
How come they have pads with wings, can they fly? :)) :)) :))
lmao no but why are they called always... is it forever? :))
It could be forever...what is forever?
Forever is a period of time, your dead forever :))
Why is the ocean salty?
Quote from: crazy_ on September 04, 2006, 12:05:37 PM
Why is the ocean salty?
Because people like salt on their fish.
Do crabs get crabs?
only if they are crabby
do fish smell fishy?
only if they are dead.
Do stars shine in the day?
Only if the moon is out.
Why does the moon have different shapes?
yes its just too bright to see them
do pigs eat bacon?
Why does the moon have different shapes?
Cuz it diets alot
no pigs are bacon :))
If the moon exploded, would we drown with the high tide?
I wouldn't drown cause s**t floats. I don't know about every1 else. :))
How come we can't see the wind blow?
It likes its privacy!
Why would they make a Tuna commercial that claims its the "chicken" of the sea?
Because it is scared of all the other fishes. :)))
why do hot dog buns come in 8's & the dogs them selves come in 10's?
They are counting on ya dropping a few
Why is there no seatbels on a bus
It makes for better news video when have a bus accident to see people bouncing off the roof!
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. :)))
why is water wet?
Cuz if it was dry we'd never get clean
Why does it only snow in winter?
Cause if it snowed in the summer our 4th of July would be ruined.
Why do we eat chicken eggs?
Quote from: codobutts on September 04, 2006, 03:25:05 PM
Cause if it snowed in the summer our 4th of July would be ruined.
Why do we eat chicken eggs?
Cause the dinosaurs eggs are all extinct.
why is the sky blue?
cause it is a reflection off of our oceans.
why do dogs bark and cats meow?
cuz
the
dog hears something and the
cat is hungry?
Why did elvis leave the building?
It was a union lockout he had to get out.
Why is there no air in space
Hole in the ozone , it leaked out.
why did mickey cheat on minnie?
cause she wouldn't give it ***** up.
Why does Donald Duck talk funny?
he smoked to much disney crack
Why cant elmer fudd catch that silly wabbit?
because he always looks in the wrong places.
why can't olive oyl make up her mind popeye or brutis?
because she's too stupid to make any decisions.
Why are do all the seven dwarves names end with "y" except 'docs"?
doc is the one who gave them their names.
Why do crickets follow Punk around?
Cuz she is in "tune" with their mating calls :))
Why did Cinderella leave the ball, she knew she was late anyway....
lmao
She remembered the video she rented the night before , didnt want to pay a late fee.
Why did humpty dumpty really fall off the wall?
the king wanted to eat him for brunch
why are there stupid questions?
what would we do with all our stupid answers if there wasnt
why can't u walk away from this forum?
its too addiciting
why do you drive a parkway and park on a driveway?
if you parked on the parkway some idiot would run into you and if you drive in the driveway you couldn't speed!
Where did zorro get his sword?
His mama
Why do birds make nests?
because they can't hold a nail and hammer at the same time
why do birds sing
Because they can carry a note
Why do people use umbrellas?
to stay dry
why do the weather person never get the forecast right >:((
Because they play the opposite game.
Why do police eat donuts?
Because donuts have a hole in them and the cops are looking for there azz"s :)) :))
oops forfor a question....
why did the prince pack around a smelly shoe...? :ooo
cause he was looking for his stinkerella
why did the dog pee on the cat?
better the cat be pee'd on than pee'd off
why does a rose have thorns
cause there's always a "prick" somewhere...
hope that doesn't get me in trouble..i love you homer and mayhem!!! <3 :-*
why are do we always have lazy coworkers??
yeah! >:(( cause there is always someone else to carry the load
why does the boss sit back and watch this and not do anything
busy getting action under the desk
why are breaks only fifteen minutes long?
cause any longer and it would be an actual break!!
why is it that when someone says can i ask you a question they don't realize they already have??
because they overlook that part.
why do people jump out the window instead of eating taras cooking?
:o..shame shame :oo ...thats sooo mean..off to bed..nite
they've tried her meatloaf.. :))
why does tara put so many eggs in her meatloaf
because the eggs are cheap
Why was that question asked?
because i thought about trying her recipe
why do you ask why it was asked
Becasue I can. lol
Why would you want to try "HER" recipe?
Quote from: justahumping on September 05, 2006, 01:04:13 AM
Becasue I can. lol
Why would you want to try "HER" recipe?
To see why Hades is always talkin about it...
Why is it when a man is lost he wont ask for directions?
Because the chip implanted into his head by Aliens is broke. :))
Why did chicken little yell "the sky is falling?"
because tara was chasing it for homer din din
why do men say women gossip to much
cause we do!! LOL
why are other people's kid so darn annoying??
they take after the parents
why do apples keep the Dr away
becasue the doctor does not like getting hit by them
Why I am pissing ppl off in here?
your not pissing me off
why cant i win the lottery
cause all the rich snobby people who already have the money and don't need it do
why do exes call you back after they've broken up with their significants and expect you to come running back to them like nothing ever happened?? >:((
cause they want someone they know loved them and can get back with until they find someone else. all exes should move to texas then be shipped out to sea somewhere
. why must i create a stupid question ? lol
cause the game says so..lol
why can't i think of a question??
cause i can either.... :))
why does everyone but yankee fans hate the yankees
Quote from: jrzydvl on September 05, 2006, 06:48:17 PM
cause i can either.... :))
why does everyone but yankee fans hate the yankees
cause that's the way it works darling..
why can't i get regualr channels on my satellite so i can watch football?
blame the stary night sky or did you forget the regualr channels at 2,4,5,7,9,11 haha
why cant i stop posting?
cause you wanna talk to me..lol..i dunno..just a guess
why is the grass greener on the other side?
yes i doooooo
the grass is greenier on the other side because it gets more sun there
why must it rain every day
aww..you really wanna talk to me..i feel special!! :-*
umm..it rains because it does..
why why why?? lol
because because because
why do birds chirp?
to make noise.
why is TO not going to help the cowboys?
cause he's in it for the $$ not the love of the game
why am i so happy?? ;D
because you have a new man.
why am i excited for saturday?
:o who told?? hee!
cause you are gonna see foxx??
why am i still awake?
Quote from: babygurl424 on September 05, 2006, 09:13:51 PM
:o who told?? hee!
cause you are gonna see foxx??
why am i still awake?
because you at too much candy and soda before bed
Why are the white sharks the best ones in the little gummy shark bites? :)))
because sharks are tasty.
why does mandy stalk homer?
because hes a sexxxy beast lol
why do kids make messes?
so they can blame the dog.
Why don't people eat clowns?
They don't taste like chicken.
Why are those badges so important to us?
the look so cute
why is the earth round?
cause if was square we'd fall off the edge..
why am i sooo tired?
you are so tired because of all that....... uh,,,,,,,,,, well,,,,,,,,,, n/m
Quote from: justahumping on September 06, 2006, 03:54:14 PM
you are so tired because of all that....... uh,,,,,,,,,, well,,,,,,,,,, n/m
:)) yea, thats it..lol
because you didn't get enough sleep
Why do we grow hair on our legs?
to make more work for us
why do people cheat on other people?
wow, not a stupid question there, I wish I knew that answer
Quote from: babygurl424 on September 06, 2006, 04:25:47 PM
to make more work for us
why do people cheat on other people?
becuz men are dogs... oh... u said "people"... rofl.. cuz people have animal-like instincts...
Why do we blink our eyes?
because you are trying to get my attention
why does all great women want me?
because the men dont...lmao
Why do we put on clothes in the summer time?
to pizz men off :))
Why does the sun come up in the mornings and not at night?
because we wanna see you sunbathe and its too dark to see u night
Why children think their parents know it all?
because they do
Why are we playing this game?
Because everyones stupid but me
Why do people kiss?
Quote from: Tara on September 06, 2006, 06:59:30 PM
Because everyones stupid but me
Why do people kiss?
Ah man... I wanted to answer Jus question.... (answer i wanted was to keep tara from playin with herself...lmao.. u said that in the waterhole... u guess u go play with yourself)
We kiss to show affection...
Why do dogs hate cats?
because cats hates mice
Why is Tara playing with herself?
because it feels good and I can
Why are you worried about it? :))
Because he is lonely and wish he could be with u?
Tell me why are we discussin this...lmao?
becasue you wanted to
Why are you asking?
Because I can ...
Why do flies fly?
they dont if you kill them
why does dogs bark?
They use to talk until they learned they were bein accused of bein like a MAN...LMFAO
Why are men consider dogs?
cause they just all (but not all of them are)
why do women always do most of the housework?
cause thats their job
why are women refered to as cats?
Quote from: justahumping on September 06, 2006, 07:17:22 PM
cause thats their job
why are women refered to as cats?
i'm NOT answering that cause its naughty..lol
why do men always think women have specific "jobs"??
They were trained by narrow minded fathers to think narrow minded thoughts about women and women duties "jobs"....
Why do elephants pick up things with their trunks?
cause they don't have hands
why are all the good men taken/live so far away? :(
Cuz the good women are so far away...lmao
Why do women cry at weddings?
cause we're emotional and garbage..lol
why do bosses make you work late?
to earn your money.
why are most guys desperate?
Quote from: hades on September 06, 2006, 08:14:59 PM
to earn your money.
why are most guys desperate?
because most women arent :))) :)))
how come rich people are always given so much free stuff?
That's why they are rich, cause they are always given stuff.
Why do kids ask so many questions?
Because they are trying to figure out how to screw you later in life.
Why do people like vampires?
cause they're skeery!!
why do people lie?
To look like a idiot
Why do people wear hats? :/\
so they don't have to do their hair
why do you miss people when they are gone working all day?? :'((
because you love them
why do women have to shave their legs but men dont?
Now days men do.. :))
Why do people use people to see what they can get?
to get free stuff.
whats a great way to avoid a stock crash?
Don't buy stocks
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
He wouldn't woods don't chuck and chuck don't do woods.
How many Hades would it take to make sense in just one post? :))
Quote from: Tara on September 07, 2006, 09:05:18 AM
He wouldn't woods don't chuck and chuck don't do woods.
How many Hades would it take to make sense in just one post? :))
:)) to many to keep track of :))
How long is the longest fingernail
Is this trivia questions or stupid questions? :o
Quote from: Tara on September 07, 2006, 09:23:01 AM
Is this trivia questions or stupid questions? :o
was wondering the same thing :)))
Why do people say they need toothpicks to hold their eyes open?
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))
:))) :))) :)) good one tara!!
Quote from: Tara on September 07, 2006, 09:58:58 AM
Why do people say they need toothpicks to hold their eyes open?
Cause fingers are to big
Why do people ask do you know what Burns my A**?
Cause they sat on a hot stove.
Why do dogs bark and cats meow?
cause if cats barked amd dogs meow that would be weird
why must i have a real job
uncle sam says you have to :)))
why do dog sniff other butts :)))
no uncle sam loves me when i pay him my paycheck
cause they wanna know what others smells like
why do ducks quack
so they have there own sound to find there mate
why do kids think they know everything
cause the think tv and cartoons are everything
why must i easily amused
most devils are... :P
Why do does it rain?
so your hair will grow.
What holds the sky up?
mountains
Why do you ask so many questions?
To enlighten you!
Why does Tara inist on having the last word?
because she can
why is grass green
Quote from: gator8 on September 07, 2006, 08:31:17 PM
because she can
why is grass green
because red grass would look stupid :ooo
Why do people forget to ask a question?
Quote from: Runner on September 07, 2006, 08:38:25 PM
Why do people forget to ask a question?
:)) runner I feel like I'm following you tonight!
Quote from: Runner on September 07, 2006, 08:38:25 PM
Why do people forget to ask a question?
because they can
what happens when get 500 posts?
your next post is 501 :P
why are there so many guests online
how come the weeks start on sunday?
because the calendar says so
why didn't you answer the question above yours?
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 07, 2006, 11:16:48 PM
because the calendar says so
why didn't you answer the question above yours?
because it was not in braille and i did not see/feel it.
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
No they were born deformed
Why do people ask stupid questions? :))
We have to amuse ourselves. :-*
why do we sleep in a bed?
Cause we can't get our legs up in the air if we're on the floor.
Why do they have 7 different days of the week?
They thought we could get everything done by then
Why is there 12 months in a year?
to make us wait longer till christmas.
why do ugly girls think theyre sexy?
because the ugly duck turn into a beautiful swan
why are boy think there bad
???
Because they use to think 12 was a lucky number
Why do 12 year olds get offers for credit cards?
because the company think they are old enought
why do women from men point a view say we gossip alot
cause we have nothing else to do LOL
why does it snow?
so we can freeze are a$$ off
why dont men cry in front of women
Because they wouldn't get their way anyways if they did
Why do people want attention?
becasue they dont have a life
Why does winter have to get here so fast?
because it will leave fast
How come flowers bloom in spring?
because they need the winter to sleep?
why am I painting the inside of my house again?
Because you're a messy person.
Why do zippers zip up?
because that is the only way men know how to do is go up
why do we think the world is round
Because our history teachers told us so
Why do they call ponytails, ponytails?
because with them in they say we look like horses
why is the #2 pencil a # 2
cause #1 was taken.
why do girls spend a fortune on a hand bag?
they just want to spend money
why does a lamp need a 3-way bulb
to make it brighter or dimmer.
why do girls rush to get fake nails?
make there finger look longer
why does cats look stupid sometime
They're just like men...confused!
Why is the North colder than the South?
because it is in the shade alot
why does people think they have enought gas to get where there going
Well don't you when you fart? :))
Why does Homer keep asking me if I want his sausage? I'm not even hungry. :))
cause he is telling you something else
why does humping only come out to play at night
Because he has to wait for his mom to go to sleep
Why do police have handcuffs?
So Paris Hilton won't fight back. :))
Why do brownies taste so good?
because they are laced!
why does the crazys come out on a full moon?
because it is the animal in them
why do people go crazy over a sale
they are shopaholics
why do zebra's have stripes
because they would be horses without them :))
why do penguins have wings
:)))so they can flap and walk funny
why do lions roar
because they would sound funny with a meow
are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
to each there own i always say
why did the chicken cross the road :)) :))
there was free beer on the other side of the road...thats what Homer said :))
what does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane
kiss a$$ world
why does homer listen to tara
cuz she will kick his butt :))
what do you call a male ballerina?
some one that like to go bowling
why do dogs chase cars
Instinctual behavior
what do sheep count when they cant sleep
cause they all look the same
whey dont dogs like cats
because they are not mans best friend :))
what do they call a french kiss in france
oh la la
why does the owl hoot for
To get your attention
Why do devils have a fork?
because an owl doesn't give a hoot
what kind of fruit is in juicy fruit gum?
they have to eat too
do witches run spell checks
yes because if not the spell will run
why do sheep has so much wool
they dont want to look like the cats with no fur
when day breaks who fixes it?
the night fall guy
Why do people put candy corns on their teeth?
too look like a candy monster
how come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows
Who said it didn't? LOL
Why don't cats and dogs have babies?
they never learned to change diapers
why do people say it's raining cats and dogs and not elephants and hippo's
Because elephants and hippos weigh to much and will knock you out.
Why do we have hair in our noses?
because hair grows everywhere you dont want it
who opened the first oyster and said my oh my goodness doesn't that look yummy
some persom that was staving
why do people tote there little trailer behind them
because they like trailors instead of the hilton
how is it possible to have a "civil" war ?
Everyone whispers and keeps their weapons undercover.
How long is forever?
as long as a boring story lasts.
how do i get money from tara?
check is in the mail
how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
what ever you can but be clean bout it
where can 1 find a millions bucks
you can't bill gates has control
how much milk is in a milky way?
how many cows are there
why is every snowflake different
you can't copy perfection
why are violets blue and not violet?
Color scale was not same when they named them
Why does a dog circle before it lays down?
because it's easier then going in a square
why did kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
to hide there face behind something
why is that stop light turn every 2.5 minutes
To give me time to get out and buy a cup of coffee.
Why are Indian casinos owned by Indians?
because fishing with nets isn't enough
why do we have daylight savings
To save Work Hours
Why does Arizona not have Daylight Savings Time?
doesn't matter it's always hot
what do people in china call thier good plates?
American
If England considers Australians their outcasts, What do we consider the English since we kicked them out?
tea drinkers
crime doesn't pay does that mean my job is a crime?
Yes
Why did they stop making Walker, Texas Ranger?? !@#$
he needed more martial arts training
do boxer shorts box?
Depends on your woman.
Does the U.S. goverment govern?
goverment sucks
do fish get thirsty?
Quote from: Runner on September 09, 2006, 09:38:02 PM
American
If England considers Australians their outcasts, What do we consider the English since we kicked them out?
I know what I call one of them lol but I divorced her so I will shut up lmao
No
Is it safe to walk your fish in the rain?
of course as long as it's in a bowl
do pilots take crash courses?
Yes, in fact more crash courses than Non-crash.
Do airplanes fly?
Quote from: Runner on September 09, 2006, 11:16:24 PM
Yes, in fact more crash courses than Non-crash.
Do airplanes fly?
no but birds do
If we are not supposed to talk on our cell phones in the car, why aren't car charges illegal?
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 10, 2006, 05:26:23 AM
Quote from: Runner on September 09, 2006, 11:16:24 PM
Yes, in fact more crash courses than Non-crash.
Do airplanes fly?
no but birds do
If we are not supposed to talk on our cell phones in the car, why aren't car charges illegal?
So you can charge up your phone to talk when your not driving.
Why is crossing on a red light is called jay walking?
Because jaybirds only respond to red.
Why do people snow ski down hill and not up hill?
to get to the lodge quicker
what was the best thing before sliced bread?
milk.lol
whats a good way to cook a duck?
cook same as a goose
where is old zealand?
Quote from: zeboo on September 10, 2006, 08:56:13 AM
cook same as a goose
where is old zealand?
its gone to hell!!
what are so many churches called FIrst methodist or First Presbterian
So you know the difference between the 1st and 2cd.
Why does the Presbterian Church have a 1st and 2cd?
because it would sound stupid to be Jr. and Sr.
when night falls who picks it up?
The Hulk
Why does my avatar have huge red lips? :-\
too match the glasses
who killed the dead sea?
The Red Sea
Why does it cost more to make a penny than what it's worth?
inflation
why are highways built so close to the ground
They just haven't had their growth spurt.
Why do Ice Cream trucks play little Kiddie songs?
to annoy you
why are they called stands when they are for sitting?
They go after people with low IQ's.
Why doesn't Oprah just go away?
Quote from: Runner on September 10, 2006, 02:36:00 PM
They go after people with low IQ's.
Why doesn't Oprah just go away?
Because she is the Satan!!
why do people say Fox smells his own hole, when you ask WHO FARTED??
because fox know ppl do that
why do some ppl dont know when to wait
they think thier time is more important than yours
why does round pizza come in a square box?
4 corner are better the ir rounded of
when cats are 6 weeks old why is it in there nature to go the the litter box
to have a party.
why do cats shed so damn much?
To upset you.
Why do vegetarians think fish is not meat?
Quote from: Runner on September 10, 2006, 09:23:47 PM
To upset you.
Why do vegetarians think fish is not meat?
because they think it grows on trees
why do people say limes are the color green when they made a crayon color lime...why dont people say "this lime is lime colored"
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 11, 2006, 01:24:56 AM
Quote from: Runner on September 10, 2006, 09:23:47 PM
To upset you.
Why do vegetarians think fish is not meat?
because they think it grows on trees
why do people say limes are the color green when they made a crayon color lime...why dont people say "this lime is lime colored"
to make YOU ask questions..LOL
why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway??
cause youre drunk.
why is dirty dancing called dirty?
cause its sexi and sexi=dirty
why are handcuffs worn on your wrists?
to match your jewelry.
how many blind people does it take to start a car?
blind people don't drive!
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
well the owl say 3
why do the birds fly south for the winter
to join the seniors.
why do people eat every part of a pig?
cause they are gross
Why do dogs lick there butts?
they get think that food is coming out
why do ppl get so uptite
because they haven't learned to relax
why is the sky blue?
cause blue is for boys
why are men like kids
cause they can be..lol
why do people run from their problems?
for exercise.
whats the best way to sing?
in the shower
why are people nosy? O+O
cause they stink.
why do guys chase ugly girls?
they are desperate i guess??
why does life stink?
becuz death is sweet
Why cant men have babies?
because they cant handly that kind of pain :))
where does it say that men love football better the eating
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 14, 2006, 12:59:46 AM
becuz death is sweet
Why cant men have babies?
cause we like staying on top of things? lmfao
why does water run down and not up
Quote from: nightperson on September 16, 2006, 05:06:20 AM
why does water run down and not up
gravity
why does fire go up and not down
Because then they couldn't use the phrase up in flames.
Why do kids suck their thumbs?
to get germs
why does taras chicken surprise make noises in the oven?
Because it wants you to kiss it..
Why can't blackmail be whitemail?
because it's dirty
why didn't Noah swat those 2 mosquitoe's?
Because they're his only friends
Why does everyone think Friday the 13th is unlucky?
because they do
why do people think walking under a latter is bad luck
because walking under a ladder is even worse.. :o
Why do kids dress up for Halloween and get candy and not do it on Easter?
cause a ghoul wouldnt look good on easter.lol
why is it so hard to get a perfect game in bowling?
cause we suck at bowling
why do we like music loud
So we can bust our eardrums.
Why do men think Paris Hilton is hot?
They don't THINK
why do the parking lot security lights only come on after your already in your car?
to give the muggers a better chance.
why did nd play awful today?
Quote from: hades on September 16, 2006, 07:37:03 PM
to give the muggers a better chance.
why did nd play awful today?
whose nd........lmao... oh.. im suoppose to answer first... cuz they didnt have hades on the team... now... whose nd?
notre dame...
why does ppl get drink at a party :))
cuz they can
why do you want food when your drunk?
so you stay thirsty and can keep drinking :)) :))
Why do all the lightbulbs seem to burn out at the same time even though they are not all used the same amount of time.
so youll have to change them
why does tponka like really older guys?
Because they're trained already
Why does Hades play with hisself?
Because no one else will... :))
Why do people carve pumpkins at Halloween?
to keep the kids outta thier hair
why is hot water on the left?
To keep your right hand out of hot water.
Why do birds poop everywhere?
target practice
why do birds fly south for winter
So they don't freeze their little tushies off flying up north.
Why are panty hose called panty hose.
because they got flack when they wanted to call them panty hoes
why do leaves fall off of trees
LMAO!!
So the squirrels have something to wipe their azz's with.
Why do you put mascara on your eyelashes and not on your eyebrows?
you don't :))
why does water flow down stream
to go to your house.
why is snow white?
where I live snow is yellow
why do women buy so many shoes u only have 2 feet
to match the outfits
why do people go crazy over sales
bargains... will kill over a good bargain
why do men with mustaches tickle u when they kiss
for foreplay
why do women with mustaches scare you when you kiss?
lmao.. couldnt skeer u too bad... u still kissed her... lmao hard... u didnt say skeer u when they TRY to kiss u........... hades kissed a woman with a mustache... lmao
the skeer cuz they deliberately like it grow out hopin u would find it gross and go away
Why do men like women with big tops.... smaller tops do enlargements jus cuz men put so much pressure on big tops....
men are babies.. babies love boobies.. therefore men love boobies. Simple law of syllogism. :o
Why do puppies like to plunder around under the bed?
Gives them a sense of security.
Why does some people take everything in post and chat to heart even when they know out front it is just a game?
Quote from: justahumping on September 19, 2006, 12:16:35 AM
Gives them a sense of security.
Why does some people take everything in post and chat to heart even when they know out front it is just a game?
Hmmm everything... or hun, somethings.... lol
I get pissed when I read somethings... then I let it blow off... and jus come back with something else.... cuz it is... like u said... jus "chat... or a game"... depends on what is said... Im a sensitive person... usually I jus walk away if its not something I feel I wanna comment on.....
Thats my opinion.... but my opinion is not "the perfect answer" if they're takin EVERYTHING...than... they're very immature and mentally challenged... lmao
Who is makin
Jus upset and takin everything to heart.... tell me...
Since he posted after me, I suspect it might be me.. but I hope not! I dish it out, but not too harshly, and I have certainly taken a lot that has been dished out. It is all in good fun. I've laughed my ass off since these games have been put up! :)
If a bear farts in the hibernation cave, does it wake all the other bears up?
only if theres an alarm clock.
if you spend all your money why would you be broke?
because never broke
why dont men show there soft side
tponka,,,, I was not talking aobut you... It is a couple of people from a different web site, and with that. I will close out
Quote from: nightperson on September 22, 2006, 05:34:34 PM
because never broke
why dont men show there soft side
because its against the law to do that in public :)))
why does pogo have so many games
to get the the ppl out and on stans-by with the white coats
why is it raining so much
Because all the angels are line-drying their robes and wings. :)
Why don't roommates clean up after themselves?
Becuz they live with a roommate which they consider is a mommy....(want my advice... tell them to move back home with their mom if u refuse to clean)
Why do men pull on their pant's scrotch.... I never understood that... honest...
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 24, 2006, 02:47:06 PM
Becuz they live with a roommate which they consider is a mommy....(want my advice... tell them to move back home with their mom if u refuse to clean)
Why do men pull on their pant's scrotch.... I never understood that... honest...
come here and I will show you why. lol
Quote from: justahumping on September 24, 2006, 10:51:22 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 24, 2006, 02:47:06 PM
Becuz they live with a roommate which they consider is a mommy....(want my advice... tell them to move back home with their mom if u refuse to clean)
Why do men pull on their pant's scrotch.... I never understood that... honest...
come here and I will show you why. lol
<scratchin my head....hmmm> wonder why I hafta come there to get the answer? guess thats a real stupid question... lol
because boys have fleas..
Why is tokens up at 5am?
to make us all :ooo
why are there stop lights on a expressway
to slow traffic flow
why do pigs have curly tails
they were hopin u wouldnt eat'em if they looked curled... but ppl eat pig tails regardless... lol
Why do flies reguritate in order to eat? sounds backwards...dont it....
cuz flies are nasty
if Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all her friends
lmao... becuz mo' money mo' money... mo' money.. to make the dealer richer
If man can not live w/o a woman... why are there still several single men?
they are Gay
if corn has an ear why cant it hear
Quote from: zeboo on September 25, 2006, 08:31:35 AM
they are Gay
if corn has an ear why cant it hear
<fallin outta chair lol> oh my <coverin my mouth>
They are deaf... next time...stand in the grocery store and do sign language to one of 'em... lol
that would be something my son would do :))
if rabbit's feet are so lucky what happened to the rabbit?
because people want them to give them luck
why does people think tara cooking is bad
because people who use this forum are extra-intelligent :pp
Why do men hock and spit? Women don't *need* to do that..
to show that they are MEN
why do dogs smell each other behinds
to see if there are any leftovers..
Why do people ask stupid questions?
because theyre getting info for tara
why does tponka eat grass?
I don't eat grass, but my pups do!!! They need the roughage. Cleans 'em out reeeeeal guuuuud!
Why does hades pick on everyone?
because he needs something to do
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Because most of them NEED it!
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
parkway are for going fast,driveway for resting car
ask a question now night!
why does mandy burp a lot?
cuz she's full o bubbles
why is hades a hater?
j-e-a-l-o-u-s :)))
why do so many on pogo report others
something too do
why do people want alot of tokens
because they think that when they die and go to pogo heaven, they will be able to buy a mansion in the clouds
Why do puppies have to wake me up at 6am???
awww you have puppies
they want to make sure your up
whey does tara call hades a moron
Because Tara is super smart!
Why do people always wanna push the red button?
Because curiosity always gets the best of them.
Why do people carve pumpkins?
to see how scary they can make it
why do they always tell scary tales on holloween night
In hopes a ghost will appear
Why do people think a black cat crossing the road will bring you bad luck?
Cuz too many ppl had bad luck when the white cat did it too....
Why do women use toilet paper and men dont?
b/c men are too cheap to buy it or keep it stocked..
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
good question...not a dumb one... lmbo..thats a real good one...oh.. I gotta answer it...
uh..cuz they are fakes or they would be multi-millionaires
Why are there more men gyns than women?
Cuz men are MUCH more vain..
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
there is... we jus cant buy it in the states... lol
Why is it the President have to live in the White House...
Because the Black House is for holy rollers.
Why does everyone seem like their on crack except for me?
so his strings stay attached..
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
so we could do his dirty work
why does rain drop and snow fall?
Quote from: Tara on September 29, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
Because the Black House is for holy rollers.
Why does everyone seem like their on crack except for me?
Cuz the crack make u feel ur the only one str8... we all know ur nutty and high.....
Why did Tara say the Black House is for Holy Rollers?
Because you said the White House was for the president
Why does Tokens have a one tracked mind?
it's easier
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
no, a sleeping bull is one who has just paid a LONG visit to the cow-house.. heh
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
make sure they go clean
why do they say that all snow is a different shape
because it's true.. no two ice crystals form identically..
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
because they cant think that far ahead
why do people whine about stupid stuff
Because they can.
Why are women much more mature than men?
because someone has to be the adult in the relationship
why won't men ask for directions?
They prefer to be lost
why are the directions always wrong?
because testosterone has rotted their brains (this is true.. I read an article about it the other day.. I'll find it and post it)
Why can't men look beyond a pretty face and body to see the real person inside?
because they think with their ----- :)))
Why don't men think with their brains?
see above post and article from CNN..
why did they have to knock out poor Pluto from the solar system?
It wasn't worthy
If pennies fall from heaven why am I always broke? :))
cuz pennies aren't worth crap these days..
why is popcorn SO DARNED GOOD??? <:>
because the taste stay in the teeth
why are the seats in a new truck so hard
omg..ur tryin to make me misbehave with that question... lets jus say... would u wanna sit on something soft...... <fallin outta chair cuz I jus love crazyNight>
When I get sooo sleepy...why is it, when I go to bed... I never fall asleep right away...
because you have so much fun all day long, you don't want to miss a thing by sleeping
if you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter?
rofl...no cuz cats have 9 lives.......... its jus now it has 8 mo' to go... lol
When u see a pedestrian walkin across the street... whyyyy do I have to stop...dont that dumb fool see my big car approachin the crosswalk.
no cause there looking straight ahead
why do people think we should bend over and :-* at a store
Quote from: nightperson on October 02, 2006, 07:17:19 PM
no cause there looking straight ahead
why do people think we should bend over and :-* at a store
wait...wait...Night... rofl.. tears fallin... wait.. what kinda store are u in.... I dont bend ova when I go shoppin........... <Im crackin up here> oh..oh...oh gawd..help me... this is tooo funnnyyyy ...gotta luv u Night... I jus gotta luv u.... lol <hugs... I look forward to playin these games with u>
Who do stores think we should pay outta the yang yang for things that are not as expensive as they purchased it?
they are robbers that cant get convicted
Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?
cause it is acting like a woman
Why does women shead tears to get their own way?
because that is where men are weak
why are cell phones calls free on weekend
because thats when e1 is off work and they throw the phone in a drawer
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Quote from: zeboo on October 03, 2006, 07:06:36 PM
because thats when e1 is off work and they throw the phone in a drawer
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
rofl... pg 13 version----> Adam... Eve was bent over... she was chickened...
Why is it with the child birth drama...men do not holler until the bill comes?
cause they here enought from the woman
where do peep get off on yelling at the other driver when it was there fault
never my fault so I have a right to yell... long as they dont yell back...now if they yell back... itz cuz DMV do not screen mentally challenged b4 they give them license...ppl with mental disorders do not need a license to drive... lol
how do i post in these forums
Click reply... type something dumb... click "post"
Why do people cheat on pogo?
cause dont have time to do the ranks
why do ppl yell when your driving
lol why do u repeat that question... rofl hard... u asked that more than twice...
I guess they yell so Night can hear them...since shes not readin there 3rd finger....
Why is playin all these games so important?
To prove how ignorant people are? :))
Why do people always say the same things over and over?
Becuz they have a limited vocabulary...
Why is it that people really are mo' intelligent than these dumb games make them appear... rofl
I don't know, if there was someone smart enough to ask, I would. :((
Why doesn't this lipstick look good on everyone? :,
becasue most of us are not as pretty as that smiley!!
Why cant i just wake up with all the badges tomorrow??
then you wouldn't have anything to look forward to
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
go there ands find out
why dont mechanics work on there on vechile
Quote from: nightperson on October 09, 2006, 01:29:51 PM
go there ands find out
why dont mechanics work on there on vechile
becuase they want the job done right..........why do cats meow and kittens mew??
they dont get it all out till there older
why do parties always have a tower of glasses
never been to a party that had tower of glasses... guess I dont go to those type of borin parties... lol
Why when the weather man say its gonna rain... it rains....
cause some1 tell them it is raning from outside
why does people go and watch the groundhog on feb 2
to drink beer and party with the ground hog.......why is it when you tell someone to stop they keep going????
U cant tell people what to do anymore... now days.. u have to resort to physical actions... shoot'em.. slap'em... kick'em... works for me... lol
Why when the lil stick turned blue... 9 months laterz I had baby girl... what did the lil stick have to do with it... rofl?
<gigglin> if it wasnt from "a stick"... there would be no need to check for pregnancy
(I know...that's over your head)I will explain birds and bees not time... lol
why do santa come in only one color.... rofl
so evey1 can see him
why are elves so short
so they can look up under Mrs Claus's dress easily... lol
Why is rudolph's nose red?
so santa can see where his azz is going......why is snow white???
because people has to much dandruff
why is the sky blue?
the only color that look good
why is the grass green
cuz the color purple was already taken......why does swiss cheese have holes in it???
easy to hold to when slicing
why does tire have air in them
they tried water but it kept runnin out... lmao
What made Night asked that question... I bet she's serious... right, Night... lol
lol
nope but reminds me of a question my daughter one of her firends she ask her has she every change the air in tires so what she do she goes and lets the air out of all and told sis she was waiting for the air outside to air them back up,,,this is no lie and this person is a nurse :)) :))
how come when you ask dogs to speak they bark??
because they don't know how to meow
Why does Tara's meatloaf have a dozen eggs in it and her omelette's only have two?
None of your buisness :))
Why does everyone want my meatloaf? :pp
because we are trying to save Homer :))
why does Homer like Duff
Homer likes everything.
Why do people wear lipstick? :,
so our lips don't stick
why do we slow down in winter months vs summer months
Because we are lazy in the winter and we want to lay up and do the not so PG-13 things. :pp
Why do men like to bend over and show the cracks of their :o0?
because they need the fresh air to swish ?.? the smell out :ooo........why do people ask the price for something when it on the item in big bold numbers????
They hope it's wrong.
Why do diet foods all taste yucky?
to discourage you from eatin... ur definitely lose weight like that...
Why do the zipper on a man's pant is refer to as a "fly" is what inside the pants a lil fly too?
usually.. ;)
why do grown adults make prank phone calls?
to get there jollys...
why do men sit with there hand down there pants?
skeer they may lose their lil fly... so they hold on to it... rofl
why do men blame women if they*men* cant inflate their balloon... keepin it pg13
Because they don't know how to blow nothing up.
Why do chickens lay eggs but pigs don't?
because a chicken is a bird and a pig is a mammal..
why do kids and puppies always make us laugh?
why do kids and puppies always make us laugh? becuz they both poop...sleep...and eat all day long... funny to see something than nonproductive....
How is it women have to breast feed... why is that...if we carry the baby 9months...couldnt creation made it fair that men nurse the next 9.
God didn't give men breasts because they would just have another appendage to play with constantly.
Why can't we just think about what we want in the refrigerator, and it automatically be there?
Quote from: tponka on October 25, 2006, 11:57:22 AM
God didn't give men breasts because they would just have another appendage to play with constantly.
Why can't we just think about what we want in the refrigerator, and it automatically be there?
I wish. lol Because if the food was already there, we would never leave the computer?
Why did I talk in pogo yesterday and get suspended? lol
so you could spend more time posting here..
why do men scratch themselves all the time?
they say to let it breath ya whatever lol
why are men always pulling there pants up
b/c crack kills..
Why are people mean to each other?
Cuz they cant be mean to themselves....
Why is it whenever a cop gives you a ticket you always say thank you :oo should you be !@#$
Who says thank you? :)))
Why do you people carry umbrellas when the sun is out
they really use them to hold themselves up
why do doctor always have you to come in for a pre opt before surgery
because they wanna look at you
Why do people wear boots to climb mountains
so they have a better grip on life
why do kids say huh all the time for
cause if they say hell... ur slap'em in the mouth
why do teachers have teacher's pet
so they can have a free snack at lunch time. Apple anyone?? lol
why do 24 hr stores have locks on there doors???
rofl... good question... lol...Guess so they can close up on national holidays.
Why when the police stop you...his hand is always reachin for his gun first?
looking for the person who he/she caught in bed with there spouse, while he/she was away fighting crime.
Why do oceans roar??
Ur Deer Friend
bams !@!
its the ocean... it can roar...scream... holler... its so big... what can we do about it....
Why do women scream in pain durin childbirth...but not durin sex?
because we've fallen asleep
why do people complain about pogo badges being so hard???When they get them in about an hour?? >:((
Ur Deer Friend
bams !@!
nuthin else to chat about in the room that would prob not get you banned... lol
Why do we have to match our clothes when we dress?
because we think it gives us balance
Why when we go shopping for clothes and we look in the mirror, we tend to put one leg in front of the other, does it make us look better?? How many times is sumone gonna be looking at you in that position??? I always thought this to be funny
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Because we think we are professional models and we wanna see if we pose differently will it look better....
Why do people knock on the door when they see I clearly have a dang doorbell?
Because your doorbell squirts water out when people ring it.
Why does that friggen turkey have his beak tied with a red tie?
Becuz his :o0 is tied with blue one...so red was only color available
Why do men prefer showers mo' than a bubble bath?
Because they can pee standing up!
Why can you stare at the moon, but not the sun?
The moon wont blind you... keep starin at the sun.. then u wont be able to seeeeeee the moon... :))
Why is we cant live w/o men?
Because men bring pleasure to women. <:>
Why does everyone eat turkey on Thanksgiving? <..
Becuz after eatin so much "pie" the average man revert back to bein a "Ham" and cant eat themselves they rather eat a turkey.
Why do men think they bring women to so much pleasure?
We're smarter :P
Why can't we live without air?
we can if we grow fins... lmao
Why do men think they're so smart?
If you say sumthing over n over - you begin to believe it. :))
Why is it that man and women argue over whose the better sex. (when everyone knows it`s us women) ahahahah <ooo>
Ur Deer Friend
bams
men have to have something to feel good about
Why are tomatoes red?
If they were Brown, would you buy them? (Enough said :))))
Why doesn't Pogo just give us Cheaters 500 Million Tokens and all Badges to buy us off to stop cheating?
Once a cheater always a cheater
Why does the weather have to be so cold
Ur Deer Friend
bams
cause its winter :OO
Why cant it be summer all the time?
Because the snow would all melt.
Why can't I get a big mac at burger king?
hugs
momma
Cuz Burger King sells only dah best
*hears tummie growl*
Why do fast food resturants always seem to have "Now Hiring" sign and so many people are unemployed??
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Very good question there bams......... Dang good question.
Why is a lot of kids so scared to work?
Becuz they dont have to... so many parents make things so easy for them... why should they...
Who started internet chat... and why?
Becuze they were tired of having a pork chop around there next just to get the dog to play with them.
Why do people use fake pictures on the internet?? Does it give them sum sort of satisfaction hearing sum1 say how awesome sumone else looks??
Ur Deer Friend
bams
want to impress people
Why must pogo go down every Tuesday?
because Pogo cheats too, tweaking the games
Why do ours kids not listen to what we say??
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Because we didn't listen to our parents?
why do we cross our fingers for good luck?
Because we think it works
Why do we put up Christmas lights for the holidays
Ur Deer Friend
bams
So Santa can see... its dark at night... him flyin way up in the sky. Rudolph nose do not light up as bright as we think.
Why Mrs Claus never fly with Santa... let him go all by himself...year after year :)))
She trust him for 1 night.
Whe does Santa have to stay home 354 nights a year?
cuz he's ashamed of his big belly
Why do we put cookies/carrots and milk out at Christmas??
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Uh... to check for rodents.... if its gone in the morn... u know u need the exterminator...lol
When is the best time to tell someone you love its over?
after your date has put back on his shirt and undies an has a head start out the window, that way you won't have no mess to clean up after they go a few rounds, and knock over your best Tiffany lamp.
Why do alot of women who adopt tend to get pregant once the paper work went through??
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Its a psychological disfunction that clears once you have a child u didnt make with your partner... your body relax thinkin... oh thank gawd... I didnt have to push that outta me............. then bang......... u find out... oh yes u do have to push one out... ... lmao
Why do some women get stretch marks durin pregnancy?
Memory Marks of there lil one
How does Santa get down the chimney??
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Its magic, thats how Santa gets down the chimney... its all magic......
What is the best way to make a dollar if u dont wanna work?
Use a Really good copy machine!
Why are poinsettia flowers 'yellow' (they techically are not red etc)
someone p'd on it instead of usin water... turned it yellow
Why do we need traffic lights... cant we jus drive w/o it... and be polite to one another....?
cuz sum people stink at driving.
amoung alot of other things too
Why can't I go back to bed
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Because you have stuff to do :///
Why is this :<< so dang happy?
cuz santa leaving the workshop and now he can get plaster'd
Why do kids ask for gifts everyone else gets for Christmas and not get sumthing they truly will enjoy. *shakes my head at Elmo* 5 minutes and they get bored, maybe not all but seems like it's a toy that gets boring very quickly and I wouldn't bother with it. Shrugs at the tumble time tigger sitting over there needing a dusting. Thank god it wasn't the price of this elmo thing.
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cause birthday gifts are not as cool as Christmas gifts.....
If they are not made from pop, why are they called popsicles?
If they are not made from pop, why are they called popsicles?
Easy answer... they are made from pop... lol
Why do men think they're better drivers?
Because we are.
Why does women think they are such good drivers????????
We know we are good drivers, no thinking about it!! :)))
Why do men never stop & ask directioms when driving if they get lost?
Afraid to admit they DONT KNOW IT ALL... lmao
Why do men with small packages always seem to want women with big bust?
well some say the more to hold on to lol but i always say the bigger and more the merrier lol
Why did God make people to play baseball and some to play football?
No two men like playin with the same BALL.... rofl
Why the first of the year ppl say Happy New Year... How do you know if that year is gonna be happy?.. lol
cause it has to be better than last!!
Why must i gain 10 pounds every christmas??
Becuz its better than me gainin 15, ur doin good!!
Why do the YMCA charge to use their equipment.. I'm a woman.. not a man... shouldnt it be free for women?
Because woman cause the men to droll and other such things and they have to pay the janitor to clean up after them :)))
why do they call the white and black things on a piano ' Keys ? "
good question... guess it would sound funny callin them interracial notes.... lmao
Why do men drool when they see a pretty, sexy, hot female.... we dont drool when we see a nice hunk of a man?
well duh, where do you think we get our lube from :)))
Why do cats meow ?
Quote from: pogo_gamer on December 28, 2006, 08:37:17 AM
well duh, where do you think we get our lube from :)))
Why do cats meow ?
I am skeer to answer you.... lol (pt 1)
(pt2) Cats meow cuz if they barked... u better run and take your hand away from that... that aint no kitty ur about to pet........<<fallin out my chair lmao>>
I thinks me has met my match, I too am rotflmao actally have tears running down face
why do they call Jelly beans, jelly beans ?
<winkin> I think u met your match too... lol
They look like beans... taste good on the inside like jelly....so they said... mmmm... jelly-bean
Why do we spend so much time asking stupid questions ?
becuz there are so many times we must give you a stupid reason to make your stupid butt happy
Why dont people have wings... then we could fly like birds and wouldnt need cars... lol
Cause God knew we couldn't fly with one wing while putting make up on with the other.
Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
No... all Water Parks are operated by mice....
Why do people wash their vehicles.... its only gonna get dirty again....?
To impress others and they got to keep washing and keep impressing.........Note, I have seen some people with washed and polished cars, but oh man, their houses looked like the odd couple
Why don't they make a self cleaning keyboard for cyber chatters ?
Because it would be hard to type when you keyboard keeps flipping over.
Why the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Stop singing and answer the question...
Because back then there wasn't any copyrite laws
why does stink always draw flies ?
eww.. Uh.. cuz flies are nasty and stink is nasty....
Why do policemen drive fast and disobey the law and they dont get tickets?
Because police and parents are a lot alike, they both say " do as I say, not as I do !!"
Why do people have tonsils
so a dr can make money to remove them!!
why do we fart?? ?.? ?.?
dats easy. so we don't Burst
what's the difference between a kidney bean and a kidney stone
the kidney bean does not hurt like the devil when it comes out
why do we go to the doctor when we are sick?
so we can get better ..well sorta lol
why cant pigs fly?
because there is no windshield wippers good enough to wipe away the,, well you know :))
Why do we spend so much time playing pogo?
to waste time lol
why do we post stupid questions? LOL
to get stupid answers :)))
Why are brown eggs brown and why are white eggs white ?
its the way the chickens fart them out lol
why do we watch tv
To stop your boredom
Why do people drink till they pass out ?
because they are stupid enough to drink that much
why do we close our eyes
So you dont see gamer or TMT naked
Why do girls sit down to pee
To be lady-like opposite of why men stand up... lol
Why do we have 5 toes... why not 4.. why we need 5?
Toes is what gives a person their ballance, loosing even 1 toe changes our ballance
why did God place our mouth directly under our nose, ewe at times
:))) So u can smell it jus before you eat it :))
Why do men have strong muscular arms and strong muscular backs... and women do not?
because men use there hand and arms to *)*)) (censored by the forum)
Why do women get big butts as they get older and me get big bellies??
so when they fall, they have a soft landing
Does lambs tongue really come from lambs
I guess... lol... where else...
Why do men that are impotent forget they have other things that work...and they dont use em....?
I'm not sure, haven't had that problem yet
why are woman more concerned about pecker size than the size of a guys heart ?
Cuz its not the heart that satisfy... rofl
Why do men fall asleep after romance... like.. bang---- coma time... rofl
because after doing their duty, it's off to fantasy Island where dreams can cum true
Why do woman fake sex
because they are bored with the same ole same ole
why do men always belch out loud???
They have no table manners... and its normal to be rude for them...
Why do children always think what their parents say is "right"... they go... My Mom said it... Or my dad said so... lol
Because parents drill into childrens heads " DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO "
why can you give your life for your country at 18, but can't have a beer till your 21 ?
so you don't go partying with the enemies at 18 and forget ur duty out in the foot hills
Why does a sad song come on when ur feeling blue, just to make u feel worst.
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Sad songs are always on, we just don't seem to mind when were happy
Why do cows go Moo
Becuz if they went heeerrrrrrrrr... herrrrrrrrr... we wouldnt drink the milk...rofl
Why do men all claim they're the best in the romance department.... not all men can be the best....
I'm far from the best, but my wifes first husband once asked me sarcastically how is she, I told him just as sarcastically " Not bad once you get past the used part "
Now for the question
why do they call them sports cars when they don't play any type of sports ?
<<fallin outta chair lmao "used part">>
Men relate most things to sports...... even when they get some... they go.. "touch down"... I scored... rofl
What is it that a dog and a man have in common....?
They both have a tail ?
Why do woman use so much make up that they look like a jack o lantern with the candle gone out ?
You need to stop lookin at those blowup dolls......... rofl hard... Women do not do that... only the blowup dolls look like that.
Why do men grab themselves so much in public?
Were adjusting things because of growing pains :)) :)) :))
rofl at that answer... too funny
Now... where is your question... lmao
Why cant men do two things at one time? lol
Because we only have to hands and you know where one of em is at all times, you just asked why a bit ago, so Duh, that only leaves one hand :))
Why havent they brought the game when pigs fly back yet and any idea as to when they will ?
Pogo programmer saw so many finishin it so early...he's redoin it to make it harder... it will come back harder :(
Why do people put their tongue in your mouth when they kiss you...?
I don't know about other, but as for me, it makes for hard feelings :-X
why do they say woman are having a Hysterectomy why isn't a Herterectomy ? <:>
:ooo same as why they say men are havin vasectomy... not sperm'end'of'me (spermendomy) :)))
Why men release so many lil fellows but women release jus one egg......... something about that math is not right...
But we have to swim uphill !! very exhausting
Get a rowboat and take your oars and paddle... lol
What is good about the weddin night? ((not askin Gamer...he will tell me details...rofl))
My wife being a virgin called home and asked her mom what to do while I was in the shower
all of a sudden I heard this loud bang, got out the shower and found my bowling ball in the toilet, I asked, Honey why did you throw my bowling ball in the toilet and she admitted to me that she called her mom for advice and her mom told her to take the hardest thing I had and put it in where she pees :))
:)) :)) :)) U lyin on Mrs Gamer... rofl too hard... :))) :))
Why do cars always break down as soon as you pay them off?
Timming my dear, they have this all figured out before you put the first gallon of gas in the car.......get you to buy another new car
why are tires always flat on the bottom, why cant you just turn them around ?
Same reason women after a certain age boobies deflate and sag.........gravity... :)) (((glad I will never have that prob)))
Why dont men sag in their chest like women?
LOL, ever look futher down nuff said :))) :)))
why do people go fast in the slow lane??
Because they want to rid the world of slow drivers by pushing them off the road :)))
Why do they call legs limbs or joint?
Because limbs sprout from your body like limbs sprout from a tree
Why do they call mens swimming attire Swimming Trunks :///
so they can hide there logs better :)))
why are womens boobs sized in cups??
Cuz some man was drinkin a "cup" of milk and said.. oh... let there be boobies and let us measure 'em by the "cup" of milk they produce.... lol
Why cant a plastic surgeon change the size of men sausages....?
i thought they could, if not then get a penis pump!! :)))
why is it that most beautiful women i mean supermodel are dumb??
Nope.. they cant... I asked my plastic surgeon why is it they can do everything but that... he said... Men jus have to learn to be very creative that accidentally got in the SHORT LINE when they were passin out sausages... rofl
<< I was curious is why I asked him>> Shut up Gamer... rofl
Cuz they got in the line for Beauty....and the line for brains was so long... that ...they decided to come back next day.....and...God said... too late...............rofl hard
Why cant we jus stretch the sausage real long before we cook it.....
Do Blondes really have more fun and if so why ?
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 08, 2007, 02:34:53 PM
Do Blondes really have more fun and if so why ?
Not fair... u didnt answer why we cant stretch the sausage before we cook it... lmao
I wouldnt know if they had more fun... I personally havent dated a blonde-hair man..... maybe they date each other... <I dont know... not tryin to be funny... but ...honestly> rofl
Why do men think its wrong to wear women's clothin... we sometimes wear their's....?
Well now you seen me, now what would I look like in pantyhose and high heels and one of minnie Pearls hats, Now I ask you ??? :, +-+ "" <.>
why is a funny bone called a funny bone ?
I have no way of knowin what I saw was really you... from my 12yr experience bein on the internet... a pic mean one thing to me..... NUTHIN....... unless its on cam... I never believe a photo... seen too many fake pics in my life time...one reason I dont share pics..... been there done that.. too much dishonesty on the internet.... I am not niave..
Now.. what were we playin... lmao
Yes, you would look good in pantyhose... rofl...
Why do some lil boys listen at the door to their parents bedroom?
wow, guess I been told
dont know where it cam from though, sometimes one wishes he wouldn't have shared so much :'((
As to why they listen at the parents doors, They have a guilty consiounce and afraid they are being talked about
Why do people cry wolf so fast
I was jus bein honest...... fun and honesty... thats what its all about..hun... u didnt do anything wrong.....I jus long ago stop believin in pics...... CAM --people cant fake images their... it is what it is...no doubt about it... you did nuthin wrong at all... its years of seein deception that make me so hard and bitter....
lmao... cuz they need the real thing to happen and then they wouldnt....
Why do girls sit with their legs close... lmao
so they don't catch a Giraffe, I mean draft :))
Why do people Hate ?
Its a lack of intelligence, hun..... thats all...
Why do men go thru impotence but women do not .... lmao? <<waitin for Gamer's response>> lmao
well you see that word impotence is lacking the letter R with men after a certin age it is of little importence, because you flop around in it like a minno in the ocean
nuff said, next question
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 08, 2007, 04:52:32 PM
well you see that word impotence is lacking the letter R with men after a certin age it is of little importence, because you flop around in it like a minno in the ocean
nuff said, next question
<<fallin outta chair at answer...and hun, u didnt give the next question... lol .. it is of im-port-ance.... lmao
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 08, 2007, 04:52:32 PM
well you see that word impotence is lacking the letter R with men after a certin age it is of little importence, because you flop around in it like a minno in the ocean
nuff said, next question
Ok Gamer NEXT QUESTION???? LMAO :))
why do dogs lift their leg on fire hydrants ;::
lol.. uh... u you that is a good question... um.. cuz maybe they're thirsty and know water is in there... and p' on you if u dont gimme some... lol
Why do cats use litter boxes but a dog wont?
Cats are usually closet cases and dont mind being in a tight space, dogs on the other hand are like all men, they want all the freeken freedom they can get
Why are spare Ribs called spare ribs, we they extra or what ?
Rofl... good one... Cuz they dont have much meat on the bone...so is spare..
Why do chickens eat anything... they are not choosy bout what they eat?
because they'er to chicken to ask their owners for anything better
Why are bulldozers called bulldozers, it's not like it's dozing bulls ?
Bulls are strong... bull dozer are big and strong.... both cant be moved easily... lol
How do a aint mate with another ant... they so small... how do they even see the... u know.... private things...?
Ant's are like men, they work best in the dark feeling they'er way
Why can't we all just get along ?
Its not possible to have world harmony and peace.... if so...... we wouldnt even need any police or lawyers...judges.. congressmen... presidents.... guns...etc
Why do we have to eat at least 2 meals a day...... why do we need 3 meals... why cant we jus eat one meal a day?
It's called Will Power and He's a strong Son of a Gun
Why do ;:: chase :;'
Why is it a "he" rofl... dont women eat too.... <j/k>
Dogs chase cats like why men chase women..... cant go further... pg13 site... rofl
Why do we have middle names.......?
same reason we have a middle finger, and not splain dat either
Why is it called chili, when it's so dang hot
Good question... it surely dont give me the chills..... oh.. I got it... cuz u have to freeze your tongue to bare to eat it...
Why do we teach lil girls to wipe...and dont teach lil boys... lol
because we teach them to shake it LOL Member anything over 3 errrrr (I'll quit there) 8)
Why do we sneeze around black pepper??
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It tickles the hairs in our nose and next thing we have to do is spray out the effect by sneezin...
Why do doctors where white coat.... who came up with that decision?
White me thinks is Sterile, maybe dats y
Why is it one sting from a Yellow Jacket can be my death sentence, Something that tinny and a stinger so small, be so dang potant
Cuz the bees juices you are allergic to(isnt that crazy)
Why do dogs eat cat poop?
Ewww...uh...cuz they dont like to eat their own...
Why do Kangaroos carry their young when they can hop...?
cuz why let the comfy pouches go to waste
Why do :;' & ;:: always chase there tails??
Cuz if they chased your :o0, they learned they go to the pound...
Why do cows have so many nipples... but women do not.... lmao
easier acess to milk
why is there a speedometers on vehicles when no one pays attention and they go as fast as they want??
So when the officer is writing your speeding ticket, you have no excuse
How does the moon control the tide
The tide is high...the moon is hidin behind jupiter... rofl
Why most women have long fingernails but men do not?
<I studdered> rofl
To scratch mens :o0
why do people use the term oh they are just spring chickens
They hate to say...she's an old BAT....lmfaoz
Why is it when you jump... pee wees flop or boobie flap....
not sure and not sure i need to know
why do we always go to war
:" no one can compromise... always conflict
Why do they call nuns nuns.........is it becuz they get nun....
i guess, not sure, just know they arn't parkay, the spreadible one
Why is a taxi called a taxi
cuz it doesnt want to ba called a Cab
why is it when you eat corn and you poop you can see the kernels?
bright yeller sticks out me guesses, not sure, I never look there
Why is it that you examine your poop, wait, maybe I don't wanna know :)) :)) :))
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 12, 2007, 12:49:39 PM
bright yeller sticks out me guesses, not sure, I never look there
Why is it that you examine your poop, wait, maybe I don't wanna know :)) :)) :))
Gave corn to my dogs and i am sure you can figure it out from there ::
Why is it that you blame everything on your poor inocent dogs ? :))) :)))
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 12, 2007, 12:55:55 PM
Why is it that you blame everything on your poor inocent dogs ? :))) :)))
OMG i do not .......
Why do men always talk about sex?
Because we always want it
Why do woman always have a headache when men want sex ?
because they dont want it
Why do men always scratch there nutz
because they are really just pleasing themselves LOL
I got a good one. A few years ago I was laying in bed with horrible menstral cramps - sick as a dog. Til it crossed my mind...what did women do long time go - now I am not speaking 50 100 years ago...I mean way back in the stone age and all that....What did women use as maxi pads?? Stupid question but it did cross my mind
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Hmmm I will leave that question to Gamer....i cannot wait to see his answer ::)
Quote from: bams68 on January 13, 2007, 05:58:30 AM
because they are really just pleasing themselves LOL
I got a good one. A few years ago I was laying in bed with horrible menstral cramps - sick as a dog. Til it crossed my mind...what did women do long time go - now I am not speaking 50 100 years ago...I mean way back in the stone age and all that....What did women use as maxi pads?? Stupid question but it did cross my mind
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:-\ uuuuuummmmmmmmmmm Tobacco leafs or prolly fig leafs :-X
Why does the dang phone always ring when your preoccupied >:((
we are being watched by the ones who know us and wanna be a pain in our :o0
Why do people take pictures of dead people at a furneal??
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To make me :xx what a way to remember someone......NOT!!
why do cats chase birds ?
Cuz there hungary
why do dogs always pee on fire hydrants?
unLike men, dogs mark their territory
Why do people sing in the shower ?
Cuz its the only time they think they have a singing voice
why is it when a cop gives you a ticket you always say THANK YOU!!!???
cuz we're really telling them off in our heads....and we don't want another if we be rude and tell'em how we really feel
Why do we drink coffee in the morning?
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It Kicks Starts Our :o0
Why do we answer stupid questions ?
cuz we have nothing else better to do
why do people drink coffee cold??
Because they'er to lazy to heat it :)))
Why do some woman walk with their snoot in the air ?
cuz they are morons
Why do lil ones not listen to what we say
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Oh, They are Listening, But also testing to see how far they can push !!
Why do people snore
cuz they have lots of boogers in there nose and air cant get out
Why do people pick there noses in public with there finger???
Because they are trying to scratch their brain
whats the difference between a mouse and a rat ?
There size
Why to men wear womens make-up :,
Gaytards
Why do woman dye their hair
so they dont have tp wear wigs
Why do men shave thier heads up and down below
We want to go back to puberty :)))
Why do woman fake headaches
because they want to be left alone
Why do men fall asleep after sex??
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Gamer should answer that one... he's a man.... If I answer....it maybe totally wrong... I say cuz once all the blood leave their head... they like brain dead... and go in a coma
Why do ppl that have bad breathe wanna talk in your face?
Were dreamin about more sex !!!
Why do woman gossip ?
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on January 15, 2007, 07:32:33 AM
Gamer should answer that one... he's a man.... If I answer....it maybe totally wrong... I say cuz once all the blood leave their head... they like brain dead... and go in a coma
Why do ppl that have bad breathe wanna talk in your face?
because they get done eating tokens pie
Shut up bighead... how are you... Did you miss me... I know u did....u miss my pie.... lol
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 15, 2007, 07:33:35 AM
Were dreamin about more sex !!!
Why do woman gossip ?
Just to piss off all men
Why do people see you have a flat tire...and then ask whats the matter do you have a flat tire :ooo
Rednex
Here's ur sign LOL
Why do sum people have thousands of phones in there house??
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Guilty to lazy to go to another room
Why do woman have so dang many pairs of shoes and a purse to go with every dang one ?
Cuz you men go shoppin to get us prezzies and all you think of is shoes/purse.... where's the diamonds... the pearls.. the rubies... the gold... lol
Why do men take newspaper to the bathroom everytime they gotta crap?
to stay there longer and avoid chores
How come they put stupid boring commercials on tv
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So they will have sponsors to pay for the stupid programs we're watchin....
Why do men sit with their legs wide open but women do not?
cuz they think it's too big and they are scared to hurt themselves LOL
Why do men scratch there private areas soo much :)) :))
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Becuz they dont wash down there too clean and it itches cuz it's dirty...
Who invented pads for Auntie Flow....
:" They must be made outa freeken sand paper the way woman carry on dat time of the month :))
Why do they say a frog croaks and a person crokes, same sound no
lol @Gamer... Havin seen people pass away...and havin heard a frog croakin... I can tell you they do not make the same sound..... People usually quietly slip away after takin their last breathe....
Why do men like ruff activities...and dirt and grime... women like feminine activities...leavin us clean and sweet....?
I can't speak for all men, but this on likes to get down n dirty every chance He gets
Why do woman spend hours on the freeken phone ::)
Cuz their men are spendin hours on the cars....lol
When is the best time to tell your hubby...this child isnt yours?
During Sex
When is the best time to tell your wife your leaving her
When is the best time to tell your wife your leaving her?
After payday and you gave her your "whole" check..... lol
When is the best time to tell your hubby he's not excitin anymore to her?
anytime is dah best time LOL
email'em LOL
Why is it soo freaking cold !@#$
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The people in hell >>:D prayed for a cold day in hell...so we're sufferin too....
Why is it that I love Gamer and he is not here to love me back? :'(( Why... tell me... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... why.....
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Why is it when there is snow on the ground people ask ...... Is it cold outside?
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Why is it when there is snow on the ground people ask ...... Is it cold outside?
rofl @Kitty
Cuz they think snow once it hits the earth become, like, room temperature.....lol .. could be warm...could be cold...
Why is the crack in the back of the butt.... why not the front.......
cuz its easier to spread when you sit down
why is when your sleeping your spouse wakes up up and then asks "where you sleeping?"
lol @Kitty... Cuz he/she wants you to know they are "up" and the thought of being "up" and ur :/o\ makes it so hard for them to accept... lol
Why is it they make double beds........ it never looks bigger than a queen or king... double in comparison to "what"
Why is it they make double beds........ it never looks bigger than a queen or king... double in comparison to "what"
Single, Personally, I love sleeping double in a Single Bed
Why do people that don't believe in God say " Oh My God " When something bad happens ?
Its better than saying OH My Devil
Why are 2 snowflakes never tha same?
Well it's just like Woman Flakes, they are never the same either
Why do woman complain when it rains on their head
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 25, 2007, 07:20:35 AM
Well it's just like Woman Flakes, they are never the same either
Why do woman complain when it rains on their head
Women complain when it rains on their head only if they've spent a long time styling their hair. If they are wearing hairspray, their hair turns into a sticky mess. It's impossible to brush out without shampooing it. It's a valid complaint. Who wants to waste an hour shampooing and styling their hair only to have it ruined by rain?
Why do dogs have wet noses?
so you know they are healthy
Why do dogs fart?
To give you free gas....
Why do a cabbage have a head ..... but no feet... lol
It's like another thing that has a head, but no feet, and I aint going there, but could you imagine if it did have feet :))
Why are red beats red
because they are called Red Beats LOL
Why do we call an orange and orange - since we're on the same subject here LOL
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Because they are orange
why do we call a pinapple a pinapple, they arnt made out of pine or taste like an apple ?
lol... good 1
Cuz someone in "the beginin" took one look at it and thats the best they could come up with.
Why is it when you take one daughter to the ER.... 4 days laterz it's the other one... <sighin> Bad Sprain Ankle...
Cause Murphy is a bad azz sucka
Why is it on this forum, they posted sadams hanging but you feel it's wrong to post an electricution, heck my santa in pogo is electrofied and pogo sold that !!
Only in America
Why do people say, 'Only in America"? lol
Because they are retards
Only in America... lmao
Why do french toast do not taste like a french food?
How the hell would I know, I'm not French !! <:>
Why do Cows Moo ?
cuz they dont fart
why do animals shed there fur?
Hmmm..well like humans...its natural... oh, but they dont get bald... lol
Why...why dont they get bald?
cuz some dont shed thier fur
why do birds fly?
Once they were walkin...one bird said to the other... hey, look up.. there's a plane... I wish I could do that... The other bird said, lets try it.... and they been flyin every since.... rofl too hard
Why do women have curvy hips but men do not?
too bear lots of children. (O+O)
Why is the sky blue?
Good question... think black was out the question... green...blondes would get confuse... so ah haaaa... blue it was... lol
Why do people always say blondes are so stupid? rofl hard
:)) :)) :)) :)) lmao. Generally cause they are. NO offense to the blondes out there. O0 :"
Ok I am off to get kids up for school. !@#$
why do rabbits hop???
Well they were flyin at one point and when they saw the ducks gettin shot at...... they said..oh hell, lets start hoppin :)) :))
Why do rabbits need such big floppy ears?
Because they have built in radar
Why do people paint eggs for easter???
Some blonde started the story of the easter bunny and when she told it.... rabbits farted out eggs.... and we been celebratin it like that every since.... only the blondes understand it.... :)))
Why do men like to buy big harleys... big motorcyles....
Because Harley's are instant chick magnets and the men love the vibration between there legs.....
Why do men wear their pants half way down their butt so you can see their crack???
It's so they can get to it to scratch it easier. :o0
Why is Homer bragging about choking his chicken? :))
Cuz nobody else will do it for him....so he has to do it himself :-*
why is snow white??
Because they dye it.
Why is Bree so adorable? VV VV VV
Quote from: Monkey on February 21, 2007, 12:22:48 PM
Because they dye it.
Why is (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) so adorable? VV VV VV
Hmmm...need to rephrase that one Monkey
Quote from: kandykitty20012 on February 22, 2007, 03:10:28 PM
Quote from: Monkey on February 21, 2007, 12:22:48 PM
Because they dye it.
Why is (https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1843/crazy7ce.gif) so adorable? VV VV VV
Hmmm...need to rephrase that one Monkey
I'll just ask a new one
Why do so many people have "I'm a llama!" below their avatars? ??? :-\
I know the answer to that....Once upon a time, if you didn't have a avatar they gave you that one. Kinda like a newbie avatar.
How come we can't eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for dinner?
Tara you can eat whatever you want whenever you want !@!
Why do people drive slow in the fast lane? (O+O)
because they are idiots!!
Why is it when we have the first snow people forget how to drive??
Cuz winter has not sunk in yet
why is it when you go to the Dentist and he is drilling away in your mouth,he asks you questions and waits for you to answer.
He wants to see how good your jaws move.
Why does everyone feed Loco?
Quote from: Tara on March 01, 2007, 11:09:42 AM
He wants to see how good your jaws move.
Why does everyone feed Loco?
Cuz we like to see his jolly cheeks shake... lol
Why do some ppl have bad breath in the morn?
cuz they ate dustmite poop an pee all nite -actually I heard that before and it's supose to be true.
Why do they have to raise the price of gas
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Because they know we have to have it and they can.
Why can't someone give me a million dollars?
Cuz you know those millionares are tight wads..
Why do dog eat there own poop????
Mine doesn't..I have to pick it up. ::)
Why is someone looking at Monkeys monkey?
Guest 01:34:42 PM Viewing Monkey's monkey
(O+O)
Does anybody here LIKE Pirates of the Carribean? :))
Quote from: Monkey on March 18, 2007, 01:01:36 PM
Does anybody here LIKE Pirates of the Carribean? :))
lmfao! ummmmm.....NO!
Why do my kids aggravate me when they know I dont feel well? !@#$
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 18, 2007, 01:13:53 PM
Quote from: Monkey on March 18, 2007, 01:01:36 PM
Does anybody here LIKE Pirates of the Carribean? :))
lmfao! ummmmm.....NO!
Why do my kids aggravate me when they know I dont feel well? !@#$
:))
Because they're little kids and they don't know better
Why do people steal MsB's sig? :-\ :-X
Quote from: Monkey on March 18, 2007, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 18, 2007, 01:13:53 PM
Quote from: Monkey on March 18, 2007, 01:01:36 PM
Does anybody here LIKE Pirates of the Carribean? :))
lmfao! ummmmm.....NO!
Why do my kids aggravate me when they know I dont feel well? !@#$
:))
Because they're little kids and they don't know better
Why do people steal MsB's sig? :-\ :-X
OMG! lmao! :)) :))
Why does Ms B's siggy remind me of mouthwash?
Quote from: Tara on March 21, 2007, 11:16:07 PM
Why does Ms B's siggy remind me of mouthwash?
Could be cuz subliminally you may think your breath is not so fresh...
Why do we have 7 days a week and not 8....
I am so sure there is a logical reason, but I dont know.
<in my valley girl voice>
I am sure it like has something to do with like God or like something like that. :)) :))
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 25, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
I am so sure there is a logical reason, but I dont know.
<in my valley girl voice>
I am sure it like has something to do with like God or like something like that. :)) :))
Where is your question woman!!!???
Is it wrong that I've had a song by Diddy stuck in my head for the past week? := (https://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/BadgeMonkey/Smilies/help-1.gif) :ll
:{:
:-\
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 26, 2007, 10:50:55 AM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 25, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
I am so sure there is a logical reason, but I dont know.
<in my valley girl voice>
I am sure it like has something to do with like God or like something like that. :)) :))
Where is your question woman!!!???
lmao, Whoops I 4got!
Okay, why is the grass green?
in kentucky isnt it blue? lols
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 02, 2007, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 26, 2007, 10:50:55 AM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 25, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
I am so sure there is a logical reason, but I dont know.
<in my valley girl voice>
I am sure it like has something to do with like God or like something like that. :)) :))
Where is your question woman!!!???
lmao, Whoops I 4got!
Okay, why is the grass green?
Check your privates :>> :))
The grass is green cause I said it is >:D
Why are people stupid enough not to follow simple directions :-\
Quote from: Monkey on April 02, 2007, 01:41:43 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 02, 2007, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 26, 2007, 10:50:55 AM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 25, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
I am so sure there is a logical reason, but I dont know.
<in my valley girl voice>
I am sure it like has something to do with like God or like something like that. :)) :))
Where is your question woman!!!???
lmao, Whoops I 4got!
Okay, why is the grass green?
Check your privates :>> :))
The grass is green cause I said it is >:D
Why are people stupid enough not to follow simple directions :-\
Yep, my privates are still there. :))
I never follow directions. lmao! :!$
" :D "
" :))) "
" :& "
" <:> "
" 0: "
Here's my stupid question.. who am I imitating?
Quote from: Monkey on April 02, 2007, 01:48:17 PM
" :D "
" :))) "
" :& "
" <:> "
" 0: "
Here's my stupid question.. who am I imitating?
(O+O)
:&
BTW.. It wasn't you if that's what you were thinking :))
Quote from: Monkey on April 02, 2007, 01:49:54 PM
:&
BTW.. It wasn't you if that's what you were thinking :))
lmfao! I was! :)) :)) I got it now though. :)) :))
Are you suppose to answer the question posted above you? :##
::)
What do you think? :##
Was there a question above me? :##
Quote from: Monkey on April 02, 2007, 01:48:17 PM
" :D "
" :))) "
" :& "
" <:> "
" 0: "
Here's my stupid question.. who am I imitating?
Better? :<<
yourself....... :))
Are you imitating Jerry Springer?
No
:))....yes he is :!#
Nope I'm not :!#
:[
Is that a question?
Why are you tailing me? :[
:-\
That a good question...but I need to ran the question pass a few people first ..so can I get back to you with the answer on that in a week?
>:D
Why would it take so long? !@!
Quote from: SilverDodger on April 02, 2007, 03:07:47 PM
That a good question...but I need to ran the question pass a few people first ..so can I get back to you with the answer on that in a week?
>:D
No
>:D
Why did you post nearly the same time as me, Monkey? :oo
Because I can ::>
Aren't you a bossy one? :pp
::)
I like being bossy (https://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/BadgeMonkey/Smilies/wavey.gif)(https://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/BadgeMonkey/Smilies/retard.gif)
bree bree bree bree
Is that your specialty? <:>
Maybe <:>
He's good at it %%
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 02, 2007, 03:19:12 PM
He's good at it %%
You're not all that bad yourself %%
Oh well.. :ll
VV VV VV
Why don't you people post in the other games? :##
I am bored with them, its fun here. :^*
I'm tryin' to rank up my posts. :'((
ahh I see.
No not yet. :##
Good.
Why do people color eggs for Easter???? r2.gif
That a great question.. no one every asks that one before .. so why do you want to know now?
>:D
<:>
The Decorated Easter Egg
The egg is nature's perfect package. It has, during the span of history, represented mystery, magic, medicine, food and omen. It is the universal symbol of Easter celebrations throughout the world and has been dyed, painted, adorned and embellished in the celebration of its special symbolism.
Before the egg became closely entwined with the Christian Easter, it was honored during many rite-of-Spring festivals. The Romans, Gauls, Chinese, Egyptians and Persians all cherished the egg as a symbol of the universe. From ancient times eggs were dyed, exchanged and shown reverence.
In Pagan times the egg represented the rebirth of the earth. The long, hard winter was over; the earth burst forth and was reborn just as the egg miraculously burst forth with life. The egg, therefore, was believed to have special powers. It was buried under the foundations of buildings to ward off evil; pregnant young Roman women carried an egg on their persons to foretell the sex of their unborn children; French brides stepped upon an egg before crossing the threshold of their new homes.
With the advent of Chrisianity the symbolism of the egg changed to represent, not nature's rebirth, but the rebirth of man. Christians embraced the egg symbol and likened it to the tomb from which Christ rose.
Old Polish legends blended folklore and Christian beliefs and firmly attached the egg to the Easter celebration. One legend concerns the Virgin Mary. It tells of the time Mary gave eggs to the soldiers at the cross. She entreated them to be less cruel and she wept. The tears of Mary fell upon the eggs, spotting them with dots of brilliant color.
Another Polish legend tells of when Mary Magdalen went to the sepulchre to anoint the body of Jesus. She had with her a basket of eggs to serve as a repast. When she arrived at the sepulchre and uncovered the eggs, lo, the pure white shells had miraculously taken on a rainbow of colors.
Decorating and coloring eggs for Easter was the custom in England during the middle ages. The household accounts of Edward I, for the year 1290, recorded an expenditure of eighteen pence for four hundred and fifty eggs to be gold-leafed and colored for Easter gifts.
The most famous decorated Easter eggs were those made by the well-known goldsmith, Peter Carl Faberge. In 1883 the Russian Czar, Alexander, commissioned Faberge to make a special Easter gift for his wife, the Empress Marie.
The first Faberge egg was an egg within an egg. It had an outside shell of platinum and enameled white which opened to reveal a smaller gold egg. The smaller egg, in turn, opened to display a golden chicken and a jeweled replica of the Imperial crown.
This special Faberge egg so delighted the Czarina that the Czar promptly ordered the Faberge firm to design further eggs to be delivered every Easter. In later years Nicholas II, Alexander's son, continued the custom. Fifty-seven eggs were made in all.
Ornamental egg designers believe in the symbolism of the egg and celebrate the egg by decorating it with superb artistry. Some use flowers and leaves from greeting cards, tiny cherubs, jewels and elegant fabrics, braids and trims, to adorn the eggs. They are separated, delicately hinged and glued with epoxy and transparent cement, then when completed, they are covered with a glossy resin finish. Although the omens and the mystery of the egg have disappeared today, the symbolism remains, and artists continue in the old world tradition of adorning eggs.
>:D
Quote from: viveeee on April 03, 2007, 07:37:11 AM
<:>
OK TY
Why do people go in such long detail when you ask a stupid question??????
I haven't been down in the basement for a long time and wondered why is this stupid question game still going and no one is asking stupid questions? (til now :))))
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Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 03, 2007, 03:45:33 PM
:{
Check your privates.. NOW :)) :)) :))
Why do people say they "Slept like a baby" when babies wake up screaming like once an hour? ::) >:((
Why am i posting on this topic? :-\
why is this site SO ADDDICTING? :;
Why do some people just not get it?
Why do some people ask why some people just don't get it? :-X
Edit: I have problems reading questions asked above me... :)))
why am i asking questions?
Why shoult thou ask a...stupid question?
what are stupid questions? :pp
Why are people so uneducated these days? ::)
what are days?
When do days occur?
why do some ppl not know that 24 hours makes a day?
what are hours :o0
What is a pointless person?
why are there stop signs but no go signs?
why do you have to work at pogo to win j/p
Quote from: Tara on April 05, 2007, 09:54:42 AM
What is a pointless person?
:)) :)) :)) :))
Why aren't greenhouses green?
How do you sleep "like a rock"? ee2.1.gif
How does this avatar never drop the egg??? ---> ee2.1.gif
why do chickens lay eggs and not chicks???
why are oranges orange and apples not reds?
How come watermelons are not filled with water?
Why do people leave their buggies in the middle of the aisle?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway
Why do people call and not leave a message?
do deer really cross at the deer crossing signs?
All these stupid questions and no stupid answers...who need rules... :!$ :{:
Deers dont follow signs thats why they get their :o0 es killed all up and down the road....
Why do men refuse to strap it up...why do they hate it so much?
they want the boys to wonder free....
why dont people stop at stop signs?????
Cause they don't say s-t-o-p spells stop.
Why do the veggies at the grocery store look like mutants?
Because they are. Didn't you know? >:D
If a deaf person goes to court do they still have a hearing? ::
yep they get a hearing aide LOL
why do people order themselves a diet coke/pepsi (or whatever diet soda they choose) cuz they say they are on a diet but then turn around and take a huge bite off of there bigmac (buger) - I don't get it. lol
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Quote from: bams68 on April 12, 2007, 04:50:59 AM
yep they get a hearing aide LOL
why do people order themselves a diet coke/pepsi (or whatever diet soda they choose) cuz they say they are on a diet but then turn around and take a huge bite off of there bigmac (buger) - I don't get it. lol
Ur Deer Friend
bams
:)) :)) bite of their buger. Cuz people are just idiots thinking they are on a diet. Seefood diet. All food they see they eat. :)))
Why is the express lane "10 items or less" always the slowest lane in the grocery store?
Why do a person say "I*'m on a diet" when they go out to dinner with you and order only a salad for theirself then eat half of your dinner saying "Do you want that"
Because they're fatties in disguise ee2.gif
Is it wrong that I am totally LMAO @ this topic? :)) : http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,30971.0.html
Quote from: Monkey on April 13, 2007, 04:46:55 PM
Because they're fatties in disguise ee2.gif
Is it wrong that I am totally LMAO @ this topic? :)) : http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,30971.0.html
No, but apparently it does make you a meanie. ee4.gif
I know :(
Actually.. the part that I found funny was the fact that that person had the guts to write what they did as their first post.
Why does this smiley have a long tongue? :pp
umm because Homer picked it out :pp
why do the self check out stands never give you enough room to put your groceries on and it always stops in the middle and tells you to wait for assistance?
Quote from: Monkey on April 13, 2007, 05:04:45 PM
I know :(
Actually.. the part that I found funny was the fact that that person had the guts to write what they did as their first post.
Why does this smiley have a long tongue? :pp
Gene Simmons is it's daddy. :pp
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 05:21:22 PM
Gene Simmons is it's daddy. :pp
LMAO :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: zeboo on April 13, 2007, 05:09:19 PM
why do the self check out stands never give you enough room to put your groceries on and it always stops in the middle and tells you to wait for assistance?
Because they're designed for small groceries :-\
Am I stupid if I'm running out of stupid questions? :)))
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Monkey on April 13, 2007, 04:46:55 PM
Because they're fatties in disguise ee2.gif
Is it wrong that I am totally LMAO @ this topic? :)) : http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,30971.0.html
No, but apparently it does make you a meanie. ee4.gif
Am I a meanie? >:D
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 13, 2007, 05:28:10 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Monkey on April 13, 2007, 04:46:55 PM
Because they're fatties in disguise ee2.gif
Is it wrong that I am totally LMAO @ this topic? :)) : http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,30971.0.html
No, but apparently it does make you a meanie. ee4.gif
Am I a meanie? >:D
Only when your Ms.Behavin :)))
Why is it when you lose something ... people says "you'll find it in the last place you look" . O+O . but when you asks them where that? .. they never tell you.. so you look there first and save time looking for your stuff
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 13, 2007, 05:28:10 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Monkey on April 13, 2007, 04:46:55 PM
Because they're fatties in disguise ee2.gif
Is it wrong that I am totally LMAO @ this topic? :)) : http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,30971.0.html
No, but apparently it does make you a meanie. ee4.gif
Am I a meanie? >:D
Only when your Ms.Behavin :)))
:, I am a good girl, always. ""
NOT! :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 13, 2007, 07:35:08 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 13, 2007, 05:28:10 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 13, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Monkey on April 13, 2007, 04:46:55 PM
Because they're fatties in disguise ee2.gif
Is it wrong that I am totally LMAO @ this topic? :)) : http://www.pogocheats.net/forum/index.php/topic,30971.0.html
No, but apparently it does make you a meanie. ee4.gif
Am I a meanie? >:D
Only when your Ms.Behavin :)))
:, I am a good girl, always. ""
NOT!
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see if it was still a chicken?
The chicken was running from Colonel Sander ++
Who has a bigger mouth.. Taquita or Kaui? <ooo>
Definitely Taquita!!!
Who starts more crap around here
Monkey or Ms B
Why is it when you get a new bookcase or whatever that if you asks a man [ hubby, father, friend] to put it together for you .. the first thing he throws away it the manual on how to put it together.. then after day or two you are forced to look through the mes for manual and put it together yourself
Quote from: Tara on April 17, 2007, 03:13:23 PM
Definitely Taquita!!!
Who starts more crap around here
Monkey or Ms B
Me! Me! Me! :^* :^* :^* :^* :^*
Why do people not read the rules in some of these games? Especially in Rhyme Time... :-\
Quote from: Monkey on April 17, 2007, 05:48:06 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 17, 2007, 03:13:23 PM
Definitely Taquita!!!
Who starts more crap around here
Monkey or Ms B
Me! Me! Me! :^* :^* :^* :^* :^*
:oo :oo :oo :oo Just wait until our friend posts~ :)) :))
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 17, 2007, 05:50:11 PM
Quote from: Monkey on April 17, 2007, 05:48:06 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 17, 2007, 03:13:23 PM
Definitely Taquita!!!
Who starts more crap around here
Monkey or Ms B
Me! Me! Me! :^* :^* :^* :^* :^*
:oo :oo :oo :oo Just wait until our friend posts~ :)) :))
I'm waiting for her :/// :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
I'm so lost in all of this....
Quote from: Tara on April 17, 2007, 05:55:01 PM
I'm so lost in all of this....
So uh... what else is new? anddddddd Kaui mouth is much larger than mine.... honest!!! lmfaoz Anyone believe me?
Why don't the dishes ever run out? >:(
Quote from: Chata on April 19, 2007, 02:00:53 AM
Why don't the dishes ever run out? >:(
I say cuz you recycle.... I dont.....lmfaoz
Why do men wake up stiff in da morns <<tryin to be pg13 so u know what Im askin>> Women dont wake up like that....
How come mow and cow don't rhyme?
Because mow was originally intended to be spelled moe :)))
Why does Makeover Madness suck majorly? (O+O)
Cause a man made it :-[
Why do woman wear high heel shoes
So they can get up to their man's height +++
Why do so many people like coffee? :xx
because without it I would sleep 24 hours a day
Why do men need jock straps?
:ll
Because we wear bra straps.
Why does Barbie have a perfect body?
Nope, somethings wrong with her boobies :-[
Why do men not listen?
Because all they do is imagine you naked, so they don't pay attention
Why do people think that shoe size indicates the actual size? :)))
You know what I'm talkin about.. :%#
Oh cause it so does. Monkey whats ur shoe size? :pp
Why do kids grow
Because they don't have anything else to do.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Of course :-\
Do this dog ;:: and this cat :;' have jungle fever?
Do they live in a jungle? If not then nope they don't.
What would you do for a klondyke bar?
As hot as I am right now... I would roll over... play dead... bark... sit.... stay... speak....heel... you get the picture...lol ;::
What would you do if you woke up and found you had a chasity belt on locked and no key...
Call 911 :=
What would you do if I (O+O) Token's then :^ then :%# :,
Laugh... cuz I know where you live and I would fly there and rip your <3 out while you sleep... <<ewww how morbid>>
What would you do if Tara was really a MAN..... lmfaoz
:ll :ll :ll :ll :ll
:{: End of round one :^
:; Hey, where is Tp? :;
who the hell is that ?
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 08, 2007, 10:03:52 PM
:; Hey, where is Tp? :;
Bragging somewhere to someone. :-\ :)) :)) :))
How many grains of salt are there in a pound
Quote from: Monkey on May 09, 2007, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 08, 2007, 10:03:52 PM
:; Hey, where is Tp? :;
Bragging somewhere to someone. :-\ :)) :)) :))
Probably with the ex-stripper bimbo...Two peas in a pod..lemme tell ya.
Quote from: Tara on May 09, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 09, 2007, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 08, 2007, 10:03:52 PM
:; Hey, where is Tp? :;
Bragging somewhere to someone. :-\ :)) :)) :))
Probably with the ex-stripper bimbo...Two peas in a pod..lemme tell ya.
LMAO! They were friends? :-\
Quote from: Monkey on May 09, 2007, 07:23:21 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 09, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 09, 2007, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 08, 2007, 10:03:52 PM
:; Hey, where is Tp? :;
Bragging somewhere to someone. :-\ :)) :)) :))
Probably with the ex-stripper bimbo...Two peas in a pod..lemme tell ya.
LMAO! They were friends? :-\
They were to jealous of each other to be that. :^*
<:>
Quote from: Tara on May 09, 2007, 07:54:07 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 09, 2007, 07:23:21 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 09, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 09, 2007, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 08, 2007, 10:03:52 PM
:; Hey, where is Tp? :;
Bragging somewhere to someone. :-\ :)) :)) :))
Probably with the ex-stripper bimbo...Two peas in a pod..lemme tell ya.
LMAO! They were friends? :-\
They were to jealous of each other to be that. :^*
:))
:)))
<:> :!!
:!@ :!@
Why do people that hate it here always wanna come back for more? ::) :8:
JEALOUSY
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 11, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
JEALOUSY
rofl.. can u say that louder...
Why do women's pants zip up in the front... I know why men pants do that... why do ours need a zipper in the front...
LMFAO! I just needed to be heard. :!@
Why do kids ask the same question over and over and over and over again?
Cuz they figured if they keep repeatin themselves we will finally stop ignorin them and answer the way they want to hear.....
Why do flies eat c..h...i...t ... I mean... there are better things to eat...lmfaoz
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 11, 2007, 05:16:40 PM
Cuz they figured if they keep repeatin themselves we will finally stop ignorin them and answer the way they want to hear.....
Why do flies eat c..h...i...t ... I mean... there are better things to eat...lmfaoz
Dats just plain nasty :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx :xx
Why do people hate it here ?
They're all jealous of us because we have friends, and they don't. ::)
Why do about 5 different "guests" follow me around the forum? ::)
Quote from: Monkey on May 11, 2007, 05:25:07 PM
They're all jealous of us because we have friends, and they don't. ::)
Why do about 5 different "guests" follow me around the forum? ::)
Do I need to remind you what you said under your siggy :)) :)) :))
Quote from: pogo_gamer on May 11, 2007, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 11, 2007, 05:25:07 PM
They're all jealous of us because we have friends, and they don't. ::)
Why do about 5 different "guests" follow me around the forum? ::)
Do I need to remind you what you said under your siggy :)) :)) :))
Yup... I put it there just to please the reporters :!!
Do you
know who I
am typing like
when I start
to type
like this?
P.S. Has anyone
seen my truck? ???
:)) :))
will someone please pass me a map is my question, I am lost
Why is the grass green?
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 11, 2007, 07:47:25 PM
Why is the grass green?
because got didn't make it red, His reasoning was simple, you couldn't follow a blood trail :)) :)) :))
Why can't some people keep the game going? <:>
Quote from: Tara on May 20, 2007, 03:50:27 AM
Why can't some people keep the game going? <:>
Cause I didn't understand a damn thing he said. LMAO!
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
That's easy a book is something you read and a navel is something you clean out or it gets lint in it.
What's the difference between ear wax and bees wax?
Quote from: Tara on May 20, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
That's easy a book is something you read and a navel is something you clean out or it gets lint in it.
:-\ :-\
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 20, 2007, 06:03:55 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 20, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
That's easy a book is something you read and a navel is something you clean out or it gets lint in it.
:-\ :-\
LMAO I did that on purpose because I didn't know how to answer...I was lmao when I was typing it. I figured you were gonna burn my ass bigtime for that..lmao
Quote from: Tara on May 20, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
That's easy a book is something you read and a navel is something you clean out or it gets lint in it.
What's the difference between ear wax and bees wax?
there both eadible
why does Tokens like hunching
She's a woman with alot of needs.
Why does Monkey have so many bananas?
Quote from: Tara on May 21, 2007, 04:43:42 AM
She's a woman with alot of needs.
Why does Monkey have so many bananas?
How many bananas does he have? :-\
A bunch :)))
Why does monkey have a banana in every hole of his body? :))
Quote from: Tara on May 21, 2007, 04:54:45 AM
A bunch :)))
Why does monkey have a banana in every hole of his body? :))
He likes banana splits...
Why is l0c0 crazy for pie?
Cause he eats anything :)))
Why does *Fill in the name here* :ll like to :-* :o0 so much? ???
And no, I'm not talking about any of you who post in this section regularly :-X
Quote from: Monkey on May 21, 2007, 01:14:52 PM
Cause he eats anything :)))
Why does *Fill in the name here* :ll like to :-* :o0 so much? ???
And no, I'm not talking about any of you who post in this section regularly :-X
Uh... so I can put any name there... ok... I pick on myself
Why does "Tokens" :ll like to :-* :o0 so much? ???
Cuz :ll is always :-* my :o0 so much? ??? That I try to return the favor.... ((see I can use my own name and not get piss))lmfaoz
Why will :ll take nude :. of :ll and pass it around the forum for all of us to see...
Is this a free post thread ? :^*
Quote from: Tara on May 21, 2007, 04:18:18 PM
Is this a free post thread ? :^*
Why didnt you answer that question, Ms **** Star... lol
Why is every thread turning into a free post thread? ::>
Quote from: Monkey on May 21, 2007, 01:14:52 PM
Cause he eats anything :)))
Why does *Fill in the name here* :ll like to :-* :o0 so much? ???
And no, I'm not talking about any of you who post in this section regularly :-X
I thought you were :ll
I thought Monkey was this also... :ll Guess not.
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 21, 2007, 04:23:55 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 21, 2007, 01:14:52 PM
Cause he eats anything :)))
Why does *Fill in the name here* :ll like to :-* :o0 so much? ???
And no, I'm not talking about any of you who post in this section regularly :-X
I thought you were :ll
This not free?? Right... u do have to ask a stupid question... or was your question "the stupid question" ...lmfaoz... <<duckin>>
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Why does Monkey dress like this?
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Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 21, 2007, 04:38:44 PM
Why does Monkey dress like this?
(https://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s187/123456Aj/cross_dresser.jpg)
Because he can't decide if hes Monkey or Nicole?
Why does InsideJoke hit on Monkey everyday?
So I get the urge to puke :xx
Why is MsB wearing a Burger King crown? LMAO! :)) :))
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Quote from: Monkey on May 21, 2007, 04:43:25 PM
So I get the urge to puke :xx
Why is MsB wearing a Burger King crown? LMAO! :)) :))
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OMG! LMFAO! Toooooooo Funnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy! What a damn good cup holder! :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Why does Tokens insist on driving a shoe?
(https://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s187/123456Aj/sko.jpg)
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 21, 2007, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Monkey on May 21, 2007, 04:43:25 PM
So I get the urge to puke :xx
Why is MsB wearing a Burger King crown? LMAO! :)) :))
(https://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7914/redneck1zy2.jpg)
OMG! LMFAO! Toooooooo Funnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy! What a damn good cup holder! :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Why does Tokens insist on driving a shoe?
(https://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s187/123456Aj/sko.jpg)
Good Gawd!!! what a big shoe... but I would drive it if the gas to fill it dont cost 3.00 a gallon...
What makes the moon get full?
Eating to much burgers.
What is this smiley saying? !@#$
Dont ask no more dumb :o0 questions....lmfaoz
Why does sex appeal mean so much to arousal stimulation?
Who knows.
Why does Tokens read so many dirty magazines? ::
Cuz Tara name is in most of them and I like to see what's the latest sex gossip about her.... lol
Why did someone try to page me in Coffee Shop and we have no pagin there?
Because they don't know that they can't :-\
Is it possible to be a spoiled brat adult? :///
Ask :<< :)) :))
Why does Amber's god not like her very much?
Becuase she's a liar >>:D
Does Amber have a kind heart? :)) http://forums.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Board=BB8HGAmber&Number=6880133
LMAO..How come Amber asked Jameka what a " grown womans toy" was? :)) :))
Cause she's never used one before 0:
How is this smiley beating it's thing when it has no arms? :{x
I don't know Monkey, but I bet you do. :)))
Why do people roll around on balls when exercising?
It reminds them of something nasty and it gives them motivation to exercise :)))
Why do people cyber online? :oo
Only Tokens can answer that one. :))
Why doesn't Ms B pay us to babysit Monkey? :///
She's savin her money for a new computer......
I never cybered... I jus about sex.......lmfaoz
Why Tara act like she's so innocent when I learned most my sex talk from HER?
Why does everyone try to act so innocent.
+-+
Wonder why the pot is calling the kettle blue?
Why isn't that kettle black. xmas5.gif
Why do the blonde think the girdle will squeeze in 300lbs of fat?...lmfaoz
Why does it hurt when you touch fire?
why does it hurt when you winter25.gif?
Why do children appear to be more mature than adults winter20.gif
what's todays date?
lol @Jeffy
Um why do mommie call daddy a nin-com-poop? lmfaoz
cause i am!!
why dont my son listen to nothing i say?
If he listened to you he wouldn't be YOUR son!!
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
I dont know.. I think so... no... no it doesnt.... uh... I think so.... lol
Toothpaste is good for the teeth but why is it that when you paste it on anything else it wont "stick"...lol
Don't know
Why did they name hot dogs "hot dog" when it looks nothing like a dog?
Because they can.
How do people who are scared of the water take baths or showers?
b/c fear of the water is an irrational, psychosematic fear - if a person can bathe, shower, drink, brush teeth, or have any other interaction with water, then they do not truly possess a fear of water. <insert "soapbox smiley" here>
Why do people ask stupid questions?
Becauase they were there.
Why am I trying to make 500 posts here?
Because you read somewhere on the forum that you would win a prize.
Why do people always have to copy other peoples ideas?
:)) :)) :))
Because they can.
Why do people always have to copy other peoples ideas, and then change the way they say it so they won't get caught copying other peoples ideas?
Plagerism is a :oo
Why do people have to bring up their birthday 4 months before the actual date? :)))
Just to give everyone a headstart so they don't feel dumb for not getting them something reallllllly nice ;)
Why am I so addicted to Prison Break?
Because you <3 Michael and Link.
Why does TV suck so bad this month?
writers are on strike so no new stuff
why do we play games?
We crave entertainment and because we have no life :))
Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says push?
Quote from: Sassy Lady on December 30, 2007, 05:44:56 PM
We crave entertainment and because we have no life :))
Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says push?
Sounds like a pushme-pullme :P
Quote from: Homer on December 30, 2007, 05:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sassy Lady on December 30, 2007, 05:44:56 PM
We crave entertainment and because we have no life :))
Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says push?
Sounds like a pushme-pullme :P
What is Homer doing in the game section? >:D
Quote from: Tara on December 30, 2007, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: Homer on December 30, 2007, 05:56:12 PM
Quote from: Sassy Lady on December 30, 2007, 05:44:56 PM
We crave entertainment and because we have no life :))
Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says push?
Sounds like a pushme-pullme :P
What is Homer doing in the game section? >:D
Tara,
That does not qualify for a stupid question :)) Homer is always hiding in here. I found one for you though...k.
:-*
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
girls21.gif
Because now adays you could get arrested for indecency police.gif prisoner.gif
why did kids always ask why is the sky blue ? :)))
Because they have never been out of California. :-X
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
:-\ Hum...are we talking Star Wars Quarks or physics? If it is Star Wars they are easy to see, if you're talking physics, it is by the flavor.
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
Water in the northern hemisphere always drains anti-clockwise. Water in the southern hemisphere always drains clockwise. This is due to the earths spin. It's called the Coriolis effect, it spins differently in both hemispheres.
If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
Don't know.
How can you get 10 badges in one day? :P
How can you get 10 badges in one day? CHEAT!
How can I make 87 million dollars doing nothing?
I don't think you can. :((
How can we teach everyone their ABC's?
You can't
How can you get 100 badges in one day?
Do all 54 Jigsaw Detective cases and then play a ton of Mix and Premiums. hysterical.gif
How many x's can you get next to a badge? (e.g. x2, x10, x50, etc)
x 100
How can you do all the challenges and still have a life?
Buy cheats for every game
Why do people DEMAND you share in Everyone Wins Bingo even though Pogo offers badges requiring blackouts?
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