It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't
been able to think of
a sermon for the next morning.
About 9 p.m. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I
think I've come up with
the perfect sermon.
I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding."
She said, "Don't be silly.
You can't give a sermon about horseback riding."
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because
I've preached on just
about every other subject I can think of."
The next morning as they were driving to church,
she said, "I can't believe that you're insisting on
doing this.
You know, if you're going to give that silly sermon
on horseback riding,
I'm just going to stay in the car during the
service."
He said, "OK, then, suit yourself," so she stayed
in the car.
Entering church, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a
hell-fire
and brimstone sermon on SEX that had the
congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some
of the members saw his
wife sitting in the car and approached her.
One of them said, "Wow!
You just missed the best sermon your husband has
ever given."
She said, "Yeah, right!
What does he know about it?
He talks big, but he's only tried it twice in his
life.
Once before we were married
and once after- and he fell off both times!"
omg so funny :))
very good one :D
lol. :)
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that was a good one :))