Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived .and bet $20,000 on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men.
:)))
LOL...that is good!!! :))
lmao
:)) good one
But all men.....are men.
:)) now that is a classic statement... gawd... that was so typical of a man...bet if she was flat chested she woulda lost for sure......lmao
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on September 06, 2006, 06:04:57 PM
But all men.....are men.
:)) now that is a classic statement... gawd... that was so typical of a man...bet if she was flat chested she woulda lost for sure......lmao
you KNOW thats a fact tokens girl! :))
that was too :))
lol. :)
good one :)))
:))) :))) :D
:)) lol
good 1
oh now that was surely the truth :))
funny :))