I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of
men and women differ so much. And I never have
figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and
women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I
were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, "I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the
planet dreads to hear..
"You're just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man." She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice
lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd
just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry
department where she
picked out pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said,
"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled----WHAT?"
I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently > I'm not having sex tonight either.
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