Senator Hillary Clinton (D, NY) and former Attorney General Janet Reno are having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he was last."
Janet responds, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged [that's politically correct for 'ugly as a mud fence'] does not mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet says, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can."
That night, Bill is already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She can hear him start to stir, and knows that he will be wanting some action. She has been saving gas all day long and is ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
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