I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
that is sooooo true very good luna :)))
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?...I love it :))
Quote from: luna on October 02, 2006, 11:37:04 AM
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I actually know someone who said that. :ll
Quote from: Monkey on October 02, 2006, 07:15:09 PM
Quote from: luna on October 02, 2006, 11:37:04 AM
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I actually know someone who said that. :ll
and I know just who *I* am gonna use that on! :pp
:)))
Two of my favorites...Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. #2 - You are obviously occupying the shallow end of the gene pool.