IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
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>If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
>it in for a newer model.
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>I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is
>getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
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>My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
up
>close.
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>My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
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>I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
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>My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
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>It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
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>My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
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>But here's the worst of it --
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>Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
>or my exhaust backfires!
Quote from: donny36 on October 02, 2006, 05:09:09 PM
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
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>It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
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U need to trade that car in soon b4 u get junked or real ended and have no value at all!!!
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on October 02, 2006, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: donny36 on October 02, 2006, 05:09:09 PM
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
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>It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
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U need to trade that car in soon b4 u get junked or real ended and have no value at all!!!
:)) :))
lol that was good