A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband,
Knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "For having a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the
Other side of the porch and into the bushes.
She crawls back and says, "What was that for?"
He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
:)) omg that was funny
:)) love it, I really love that one. It is going out in some emails
yes that was a good one, i hadn't seen that 1 before
Quote from: donny36 on October 03, 2006, 08:12:41 PM
A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband,
Knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "For having a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the
Other side of the porch and into the bushes.
She crawls back and says, "What was that for?"
He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
lol Donny... uh... are u admittin to something with that joke... lol... c'mon... whose the old man.... and jus who is that old lady to u.... lol