Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena wakes Ole and
>says,
> > >"I think it's time!"
> > >
> > >So Ole fired up the John Deere tractor and took her to the hospital
>to have
> > >their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at
>Ole
> > >and said, "A son! Ain't that great!"
> > >
> > >Well, Ole got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and
>said,
> > >"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor den held up a little
>girl. He
> > >said, "Hey Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting
>too.
> > >
> > >Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, "Holey
>Moley Ole,
> > >we still ain't done yet" The doctor then delivered another boy and
>said,
> > >"Ole, you just had yourself another boy!"
> > >
> > >Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A couple of days later , Ole
>brought
> > >Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He
>was
> > >real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got three on the first
>try?"
> > >
> > >Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you
>went out
> > >in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
> > >
> > >Ole said, "Yeah I do. Uffda! It's a damn good ting I didn't get the
>WD-40."
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that is to funny :)) :))
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omg wow... :-[
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