A woman passes away and goes straight to the pearly gates and met Saint Peter at the gate 0:
Just before the woman was able to utter a sound, She heard a scream . She asks Saint Peter what that scream was and He replied, well when you die and come to heaven you need to wings and they are drilling the holes in the woman's shoulders for the wings........Oh My She replies
Just when she was getting ready to speak again she heard a blood curdling scream even more horrific than the last, She said, oh oh, now what was that and Saint Peter replied, Well when you die and come to heaven you get a halo and they are drilling that persons head for a Halo
With that the woman relied, no way am I coming in here, ill just mosey on down to the next gate and to this Saint Peter replied, no no no, you don't want to do that, the next gate is hell and you'll get raped and sodomized there
She thought for a couple of seconds and then replied.......................... Well, yeah, but I already have the holes for that !! :))
lol that is so not right but funny!!
lmao ,,, :)) :)) :))
omg lmao
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Uh...this joke could apply to a male as well.... last I looked... he has a couple pre-drilled holes too... :))
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on December 24, 2006, 03:14:46 PM
Uh...this joke could apply to a male as well.... last I looked... he has a couple pre-drilled holes too... :))
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