I had never heard this one... many of you may have but just in case you haven't......
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him whispers, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair ....
given that you are blind.... that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond woman who doesn't need a baseball bat.
3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to you on the other side also is blond and she's
a professional weight lifter.
5. And the woman standing right behind you is a blond - and a
professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah.
.... . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."