A blind man enters a *lesbian bar* by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb
'blonde' joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
just
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt
in karate, and I have a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
LMAO :)) :))
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<:> Readin........... ---->> Got to the punchline.... >>> Fallin Outta Chair LMAO<<< Hysterically :'((
too funny...cryin from laughter