A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
How do you know that the cat is dead? she asked him
Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move, answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT?!! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
You know" explained the boy, I leaned over and went Psssst! and it didn't move. :))
An oldy, But always makes me laugh, those that are old enough to remember Art Linkletter and his show where He would always say " Kids say the funniest things" would understand
Good post :))
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