http://evil.berzerker.net/death predictions.php
mine says Dawn:at age 81 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
maybe i should switch to Nyquil :-\
At age 84 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
Huh. lmao
mine says can not be found eather im lucky or the page is down lol
http://evil.berzerker.net/
theres a link on the left side. Says - death calc
BOBBY: At age 37 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra :))
At age 28 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
That's this year :ooo :ooo :'(( :OO
At age 77 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
dam whats up with dat one yesh lol ;:"
the first time I tried, it told me I'd be a goner in 3 years... didn't like that one, so I tried again. This one sounds so much more like me:
At age 60 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) :)))
What a way to go. At 66 I start sleeping more and more. At 6 months I am sleeping 19 hours a day. The 7th month I dont wake up. :-X
At age 67 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
:))
At age 64 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. :oo
Kenneth: At age 67 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. <:>
I tried page unavailable :(...i guess i will live forever <..>
Okay here is another one
It is called DeathClock.com
It is very interesting
You will see what I mean.
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Mine says.....
At age 94 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Mine says ..... At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
At 76 I doubt I will have any fight left in me... :%
At age 53 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. yeah like im a leader in any way lol
At age 54 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
:)) :)) :)) :))
mine is:
at the age of 96 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. the only clue will be a small blue pacifier around your neck.
scared of water so that's out. lol unless my grandchildren push me in lol