Someone posts a word and the next one has to post something he/she can do with it.......
Example:
Book
Read it
Ok I will start with
Shoes
Quote from: Tara on February 03, 2007, 10:03:21 AM
Someone posts a word and the next one has to post something he/she can do with it.......
Example:
Book
Read it
Ok I will start with
Shoes
wear them
cars
drive them
Football
Coincidence that you picked SHOES? :P :)) :))
Football/throw
Muffins :))
eat them
balloons
blow them
Gloves
live on it...lol
Baseball
Baseball--hit it
Bra
Burn it
Panties
Bf sniffs'em oh..what can "I" do with it... wear'em lol
fryin pan
knock someone out with it.
belly button
Get lint out of it... :))
Garter belt
use it as a sling shot. <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNfox000%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F1%255F13%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_13.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0">
empty bottle of beer
Piss in it next time your drunk and don't want to get up...Hope you have a good small aim :)) :))
Toilet
Take a leak/dump in it
Refrigerator
Clean it
Snow
Make snow man
C-batteries
Loan them to Bams :))
Roses
pick them
water
Quote from: Tara on February 03, 2007, 11:17:14 AM
Loan them to Bams :))
Roses
hahahahaha oh man hehehe
Water = Freeze it
Vodka
Ur Deer Friend
bams
drink it with some fresh brewed iced tea....Mmmmmm good
Hot candle wax
stick your fingers in it and peel it off.
Pom Poms
Stick'em in Tara's flat chested bra...give her d' cups
Banana
dip it in nice....... hot......... steamy......... gooey....... sweet........ sticky......... chocolate. <sighs> Ok wheres B.O.B.? :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
spoon
Ooooooooh I knowwwwwww u been hangin round Tara too long now... her :ooo dirty...nasty... horninest is rubbin off on u...
Dip icecream and put the icecream in your mouth...over and over...and over again
Fork <:> :[
pick Gamers butt with it to see if he's still alive
Camera
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on February 06, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
Ooooooooh I knowwwwwww u been hangin round Tara too long now... her :ooo dirty...nasty... horninest is rubbin off on u...
:^ !@#$ :^ !@#$
Bams said Camera
Take pictures with it.
Pickles
rofl @Tara
pickles huh....uh.. practice playin with it...so you will be perfect when you get the "real thang" ... Thats what Tara told me.... lol
Polish Sausage
Uhh cook it and give it to someone who likes them..I don't...lol
Toilet paper
toilet ppl's house with it... <<no .. I really dont>>
Massengill... rofl
refresh your hole :-X
mouthwash
offer it to sumone who has bad breath
hairspray
Ur Deer Friend
bams
give it to someone who has hair like Don King
horse
ride it to get fresh coffee
ky jelly :)))
Ur Deer Friend
bams
use to rub in special spots
Flowers
pick them and give them to people
handcuffs
:@ now u dont wanna go there
I use'em to cuff BOB and then I drip chocolate all over his...oopz... I cant say...
Feather
Tickle someone with it all over
Pepper spray
Spray it all the perverts faces.... :!!
Beer
Give it to Homer for Christmas...lol... ewww hate beer...
diaphragm
drain veggies. :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Microphone
Use it to sing on American Idol :-{
ticket
Hmmm depends on what kinda ticket...
I use it to enter a concert or movies...or pay it if its a traffic violation offense....
Shavin cream
to shave my hairless coochie. :-[
belt
beat my child for not listening.. :((
panties
wear them on your head....
Vibrator....
uh,,,, message my neck
vice grips
pinch nipples
dog
doggie style sex .. *yep.. I know exactly what I am sayin*
Cat
feed it
A mug of green beer gb.gif
Drink it
Strawberries & whipped cream
oh yummmmmmy! I would eat them untill I turned into a strawberry. <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNfox000%2526i%253D12%252F12%255F4%255F40%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_40.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0">
Your kids
Quote from: Tara on February 14, 2007, 09:17:29 AM
beat my child for not listening.. :((
panties
Tara r u my neighbor that I am always calling C.P.S. on? :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNfox000%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F9%255F137%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_137.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0">
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on February 15, 2007, 11:24:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on February 14, 2007, 09:17:29 AM
beat my child for not listening.. :((
panties
Tara r u my neighbor that I am always calling C.P.S. on? :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNfox000%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F9%255F137%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_137.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0">
blah blah blah ::
Now what can you do with panties... :-[
Give'em to ______ to sniff em...... If ur readin this... then your name is in the blank...lmfaoz
Tampon
Put it in a glass of water and watch it expand.
Hairspray
Spray Tara's goatee for her before she combs it...lmao
baby oil
Tokens uses baby oil to marinate her rump roast.
Lipstick :,
moisturize ur lips :,
Mascara
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Cover the bald spots on Tara's badly eye brow arch-job... lol
oysters
throw them in the garbage LOL yuck
snowballs
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Hit my dumb neighbor with them.
salt shaker
put on the table to use laterz
sugar
put in my coffee
cream
Ur Deer Friend
bams
same...put it in my coffee too
lunch meat
Make sandwiches and pass them around to everyone on the forum
Pie
throw in my ex's face
calendar
count all the days in a year
Boot
put them on when I read some of these posts...lmfaoz
shovel
dig a ditch to through your neighbors annoying dog in it
Garbage can
put trash in it
dish washer
hide dirty dishes in
lotion
rub your body from head to toe with it.......and rub your sweetie with some also ???
Speaker
turn it up as loud as I can :{
blinds
close them so no-one can see what I am doing, lol
cream cheese
spread it on my bagel (bagel I dont have but need to get from store..lol)
bed frame
put a mattress on it...
Radio
Play loud music
Hair Trimmer :)))
shave ur head like Britney Spears
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Quote from: bams68 on February 25, 2007, 06:17:32 AM
shave ur head like Britney Spears
Ur Deer Friend
bams
:/// rofl
Ok.. I'll keep the game goin
Shampoo
wash your dog with it
Eggs
Throw them at Loco...like giving your dog a bone... :-*
Newspaper
Put newspaper on floor for Tokens to pee on :)))
WAX
Give it to Monkey to wax my car... :)))
Peanuts
feed to elephant
hammer
To beat Tara in the head with next time she dont read all my post b4 she tell me I dont have a 9 yr old son... lol
food stamps... lmao
Buy everything else but food with them
Cat food
Give it to Kitty...
Puppy Chow... rofl
feed it to l0co....he eats eveything !@!
Keg of beer
Give it to Homer and watch him get stone-cold-drunk gb.gif
telephone
talk to my sweetie
pinapple slices
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Put pieces on l0c0 ham chunks and eat it off of him... lol
cool whip
to use with strawberries for sexual needs !!!!
Rolling Pin
Flatten Locos vienna sausage :-\
Toilet paper
wrap Tokens & Loco together
vodka
Ur Deer Friend
bams
spike a watermelon with it and share...
Frisbe
Fly it across the yard and hope it hits that mean ass cat that sits on the fence.
Breasts
Pray to God that they stop sagging. lmao
Empty beer bottle
Throw it at Gamer...cuz of his smart azz comments.... :)))
water balloon
Stuff it in my bra so I can have semi-firm boobs.
Douche :oo
Scream it at George W. Bush :;
Anna Nicole's dead body :)))
Well I sure wouldn't fight over it...lol
Sell it to the highest bidder :-\
empty plastic coke bottle
My best friend would use it to pee in while driving down the highway. :)) :))
Ruler
Measure something long
A dirty video :oo
give it to my hubby when Aunt flow is visting.
lighter
Light a certain someone's big girl panties on fire :^*
A 10 inch wooden stick :)))
spank ur Monkey with it
Ok that did not sound right. :8:
telephone
Call everyone on the forum with it :!!
Donald Trump's hair :)))
Glue it in bald private places when I accidentally wax off too much.... lol
toss salad
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 05, 2007, 05:05:52 PM
toss salad
I once google imaged that. BIG mistake :)) :))
Feed it to l0c0
Used toilet paper :)))
Send it to Monkey for a reminder of me...lmao
a bag of leaves
Cover Monkey's private so when he switch sex..nuthin left hangin will be revealed
a cup
drink from it
shaving cream
Hand it to Tokens so she can shave her bush >:D
Sanjaya Malakar's microphone :-{
Shove it up his :o0
Sanjaya's fans :^*
Give them free hearing aids :!!
Sanjaya himself <:>
Quote from: Monkey on March 17, 2007, 09:44:19 AM
Hand it to Tokens so she can shave her bush >:D
Sanjaya Malakar's microphone :-{
lmao.. why dont u people believe me... I'm tellin the truth.. its no bush... its not... ask l0c0...
Sanjaya---He 17 yrs-old..aint nuthin he can do for me...
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on March 17, 2007, 01:05:56 PM
Sanjaya---He 17 yrs-old..aint nuthin he can do for me...
I don't think he'd want to. I don't think he swings that way :)))
What a fairy <.>
Sanjaya - I can take him to a far away land and leave him there >>:D
snowballs
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Throw them at Tokens ee2.1.gif
This panic button :=
Push it
Granola bar
Crush it :;
The egg this thing is throwing ee2.1.gif
Throw them at Monkey
My neighbors loud barking annoying !@#$ DOG!
Give it a muzzle ;::
Rotten lettuce
use it in the food fight topic
over due milk
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Quote from: Monkey on March 18, 2007, 01:57:19 PM
Give it a muzzle ;::
Rotten lettuce
Or just give it back to Tokens and tell her you want ur money back. lmfao!
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 18, 2007, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: Monkey on March 18, 2007, 01:57:19 PM
Give it a muzzle ;::
Rotten lettuce
Or just give it back to Tokens and tell her you want ur money back. lmfao!
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: bams68 on March 18, 2007, 04:30:46 PM
use it in the food fight topic
over due milk
Ur Deer Friend
bams
Throw that crap down the sink..lol Gawd that's the worse smell ever.
Paper towel rolls ( the cardboard part of it)
Make funny noises through it
Chewed up bread
swallow it
whisk
beat someone with it
Toaster
burn yourself
rubber bands
Use them as a slingshot
A vienna sausage <:>
Quote from: Monkey on March 19, 2007, 01:33:50 PM
Use them as a slingshot
A vienna sausage <:>
Tokens this ones for you :))
awww poor Tokens. Everyone is so mean to you. I know, I know, come here I will give ya a hug and make ya feel better. (OO)
Soap on a string
Hell...Monkey won't give up his soap on a string... :)))
Pain pills
Quote from: Tara on March 21, 2007, 11:48:14 PM
Hell...Monkey won't give up his soap on a string... :)))
Pain pills
Ya pain pills too strong...that was MzB' sayin "soap on a string"
Pain pills--I take'em but not like I should so I can stay awake and play on here...
The badges we get in pogo
look at them to remind myself where all my time goes durin the week....
pogo gems
buy the gem books...but if the gems were free, I would use them on the mini mall
Bob :)))
I use BOB to massage my body.... that's why they make'em... u know... they are real good for bringin pleasure to your tight, tired, sore muscles
Batteries ... lol
Stick em in Bob and get excited!!
Granny panties
rofl wrap'em up and give'em to Tara for Christmas presents...lmfaoz hard
k-y gel
Wrap it up and give it to Tokens for christmas...lol
Thongs
Which ones? Shoes or undies? Whichever, you can wear them both.
Stinky fish
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 22, 2007, 03:03:44 AM
Which ones? Shoes or undies? Whichever, you can wear them both.
Stinky fish
(Thongs) The ones you cook with...lmaoo
Ewww...plug my nose and run the other way
Razor
Razor - shave yourself
Microphone
Quote from: Tara on March 22, 2007, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 22, 2007, 03:03:44 AM
Which ones? Shoes or undies? Whichever, you can wear them both.
Stinky fish
(Thongs) The ones you cook with...lmaoo
Razor
lmao! Those are called tongs, not thongs. :))
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 22, 2007, 10:20:20 AM
Quote from: Tara on March 22, 2007, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on March 22, 2007, 03:03:44 AM
Which ones? Shoes or undies? Whichever, you can wear them both.
Stinky fish
(Thongs) The ones you cook with...lmaoo
Razor
lmao! Those are called tongs, not thongs. :))
LMAO...Your right...Duh...My blonde moment. :))
Microphone- smack the darn american goof balls who keep voting for Sanjaya :^
Wax
wax? what kind... ear wax... car wax.. floor wax...
**** video?
Get naked, watch, have fun :pp :pp :pp
a washing machine :)))
Quote from: Monkey on March 24, 2007, 05:56:23 AM
Get naked, watch, have fun :pp :pp :pp
a washing machine :)))
I'll do the very same that you stated above.... <<fallin outta chair lmao>> omg...thats so funny to me
Ok..uh... Shower massager
Make sure you clean and massage every crack and crevice when taking a shower
pool water noodle
make soup?
jar of vaseline
take that hard to get off mascara off
handcuffs
handcuff Tara to one post ......... i mean topic .... lol
Jello
Eat it! I love jello
Bubble gum
Quote from: Chata on April 05, 2007, 08:40:46 AM
handcuff Tara to one post ......... i mean topic .... lol
Jello
??? ::) :)) :))
Ok Bubble gum. I guess blow it :!!
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 06, 2007, 06:59:00 PM
I guess blow it :!!
Whoa!!!! You gonna finish the game with adding something on? LOL
Quote from: Tara on April 06, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on April 06, 2007, 06:59:00 PM
I guess blow it :!!
Whoa!!!! You gonna finish the game with adding something on? LOL
Whoops sorry! :))
I got excited! :^* :^*
Balloon
Do you always get excited when your blowing it? :))
Pop it!
Toilet paper
Quote from: Tara on April 06, 2007, 07:06:12 PM
Do you always get excited when your blowing it? :))
Pop it!
Toilet paper
Depnds on how drunk I am.
Use it to t.p someones house.
Vaccuum
Put hickeys all over me...lmao
peanuts
Play hide the peanut on your body and have your lover look for it without using any hands + 8)
>:D
ops :))
A roll of Lifesavers
>:D
hand them out to people that are having a bad day....
Leftover easter ham
Put it between my buns and make l0c0 eat it for lunch...dinner... and breakfast any left
Easter eggs
here i was worried about my nekki bunny showin....woohooo party on :=
Quote from: carrie on April 09, 2007, 03:14:29 PM
here i was worried about my nekki bunny showin....woohooo party on :=
continuin the game...cuz Im confused with that post....
boiled eggs...dont hafta be easter eggs...lol
Stuff them in peoples tailpipes.
dog bones
Feed them to the husband..... :)))
Peanut Butter
Throw it away :))
Bob :)))
Wash it...lmfaoo
Tokens (not nympho tokens...pogo tokens)
Whine about not having enough
A washing machine ???
Put uneven clothes in it and just sit on it and see if you can make it be still.
Mashed potatoes
Quote from: Tara on April 17, 2007, 03:15:26 PM
Put uneven clothes in it and just sit on it and see if you can make it be still.
Mashed potatoes
WTH are "uneven clothes"?
Eat them
Neck bone?
LMAO...you know when your washer starts shaking all over the place because your clothers are uneven?
Does it just happen at my house? :-\
You have to rearrange them a little bit.
Neckbone? Throw that stuff in the trash...it comes from a turkey right?
Tampons
lmao I get it now. I know what your talking about. Yeah its happens to me too.
What can you do with ummmm
A mirror
do my makeup :,
a transmission
Shift it...lol
A can of whip cream
Eat it
a cell phone that vibrates
Stick it deep in your pocket
A long wet tongue :pp
clean the floor :-[
an empty box
Recycle it to save out environment <ooo>
Two big pompoms :^*
Shake them in everyones face!
buttons
push them :=
livers
Feed it to the dog
Razor
Save my leg hair
Coffee cup
Drink out of it
A Broken Bob :))
Send it to Tokens, she can fix anything.
A broken rubber <:>
throw it in the trash and go to the dr to see if I'm prego
a flat tire
swing from it in a tree
cucumber
pour vinegar, lemon and salt on it and eat it.
zuchini
Make yummy zucchini bread !@!
A bathtub of strawberry jello
Not quite sure since it's jello... now if it was champagne lol
Glass of wine
Drink it
breast pump
Put it in a yard sale
A can of chocolate sauce
But it on Tokens bedside table... <:>
Yellow and purple striped panty hose
Quote from: Tara on April 27, 2007, 09:41:20 PM
But it on Tokens bedside table... <:>
Yellow and purple striped panty hose
Did you mean "put" it on my table... lol (I use bottle chocolate syrup like the one you have on your nightstand)
Yeast
Tell your boyfriend to avoid it, cause you have an infection :)))
A ten foot pole
Quote from: Monkey on April 28, 2007, 06:45:48 AM
Tell your boyfriend to avoid it, cause you have an infection :)))
A ten foot pole
Rofl....see...men think of yeast and think of nothin but infection... what happen to makin rolls.... bread... huh... huh.....lmao
10ft pole... you have fun climbin that bad boy...lol
ant hole
Let Monkey stick his wee wee in it.
A piece of bark from a tree
Throw it :)))
A $20 gift certificate to a "naughty" store :-X
buy Monkey an extension ...he knows what it is for...lmfaoz
flavored massage oil
Pour it in my next door neighbors riding lawnmower and maybe the loud broke down peice of shit will finally die and I don't have to listen to him try to start it for a gawd damn hour. :)))
chewed up bubblegum
Put it at between your knees and tell you its birth control.... If your knees can pull apart the birth control is not workin...lol
poppycock
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on April 28, 2007, 07:45:29 PM
Put it at between your knees and tell you its birth control.... If your knees can pull apart the birth control is not workin...lol
poppycock
LMFAO
I hate that word poppycock...You can shove it up a reporters :o0 then jump on their stomach. >:D
Quote from: I'm Invisible ...See? on April 28, 2007, 08:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on April 28, 2007, 07:45:29 PM
Put it at between your knees and tell you its birth control.... If your knees can pull apart the birth control is not workin...lol
poppycock
LMFAO
I hate that word poppycock...You can shove it up a reporters :o0 then jump on their stomach. >:D
lmfaoz.. oh my... ur really >:(( You know what you can do with that...lmfaoz
Double C' batteries
Put them in a flashlight, go outside in the dark and steal something from someones yard and put it someone elses yard.
KY Jelly.. :!$
Spread it all over my salad in case l0c0 have a jail flashback moment and wanna flip the script... <dont worry bout understandin it> lmfaoz
Laughin so hard forgot mine----> uh.. ok.. bandaid
Stick it on my upper lip and jerk it off really quick in case I got some stray hairs in the moustache area. :)) :))
tweezers
I never needed tweezers b4... now looks like every man I meet I will have to ask... "do I need tweezers b4 we have sex" lmfaoz
flour
Spread it all over the neighbors car.
Baseball
cup it in my hand and admire the craftmanship...lol
basketball
Sit on it and try to bounce up and down. :-[
Dentures
Clean them for Tara
A good "Pipe"
give it to justahumping
used condom :-X
Give it to l0c0 for his next popo visit...lmao
:///
Tokens mentions Locos name and forgets about the rest of the game..lmao
Coke bottle
Quote from: Monkey on May 03, 2007, 03:57:15 PM
:///
<<fallin out my chair>>lmfaoz so hard... omg.. how long have you been waitin... you shoulda called me 757- 247-1111
Str8 Jacket
Sex Games
a carrot
Quote from: Tara on May 03, 2007, 06:32:09 PM
Tokens mentions Locos name and forgets about the rest of the game..lmao
Coke bottle
lol.. uh... slap me... I remember a time u use to mention Homer's name then turn into the peepee girl...lol
Carrot...put it in beef stew
Flashlight
Flashlight - O+O look for tokens cause me hears she duz her best work in da dark :-[
Quote from: pogo_gamer on May 09, 2007, 02:51:35 AM
Flashlight - O+O look for tokens cause me hears she duz her best work in da dark :-[
Excuse me
your excused :)))
Cash Money
buy me a (https://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6808/06h3cover150la8.jpg) (https://imageshack.us)
A candle
Blow it...out
A bowl of mashed potatoes
Give it to l0c0 and watch him eat it ... lol
A gun
Shoot thingies
Vibrator
Ummm...Look at it... O+O
A dead fly
Put it in a reporter's soup
A pocket full of money
Spend it on me me me !!
bubblegum
Get tooth decay
A truck load of beer
Give it to Homer... :!!
A costume and mask
Where it for Halloween
Pen with no Ink
lol.. oh my, no ink... uh.. I guess throw it away
sugar, eggs, butter, vanilla, flour and milk ((all those ingredients)) oopz bakin powder and pinch of salt
Ummm put it in your next door gas tank....Or mix it all together...bake it and throw it to Loco.
Sunflower seeds
I dont like'em but my daughter does... give'em to her... <<will make her day>>lol
Exlax
Give it to someone you don't like
Bowling ball
knock a b!tch in the head. :-[
Dried up grapefruit
use as a mini bowling ball to rplace the one u just lost!
goumet cat food
throw it at someone and tell them that that's real ****! :))
money
Spend it on stuff!!
Empty paper towel roll
wrap extra ribbon on it and in my case wrap bias tape on it for applique , now ya are all confused
empty beer can
Recycle it and buy a peice of bubble gum
Chewed up bubble gum
Chew it if it belonged to l0c0 <winkin>
Whip and chains
Get kinky! :oo
Chutes & Ladders
Ummm...give it to a 5 year old. <:>
A paper towel
Hmmm... uh wipe up that mess he made...
Penicillin
Cure an infection.
Cell phone
Call some help. :{x
Microphone
pass it to Mz B' :-{
thermometer
Stick it someone's azz. sg.gif
Lipstick
Quote from: Tara on May 30, 2007, 05:18:47 PM
Stick it someone's azz. sg.gif
Lipstick
lmfaoz... I figured Monkey would say that...
put it on if it's the right shade
Tweezers
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 30, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
pass it to Mz B' :-{
thermometer
:-{ :-{ :-{ :-{
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on May 30, 2007, 05:20:41 PM
Quote from: Tara on May 30, 2007, 05:18:47 PM
Stick it someone's azz. sg.gif
Lipstick
lmfaoz... I figured Monkey would say that...
put it on if it's the right shade
Tweezers
Pluck my eyebrows :,
empty glass
ask for a refill... lol
hammer
Beat some meat.
Clothes pin
Pinch someones nipples :-\
paperclip
Clip someone's tongue to my... uh... ((ouch)) no... not there... higher... higher up... lmfaoz
Razor
you could ummmmm shave someone so they are nice an smooth......
you decide who and where you like it smooth.... :pp
kneepads
um... do you use them durin that time of the month... <<fallin outta my chair>>lmfaoz so freakin hard... I'm cryin........... omg.. .. oh freakin gawd...... thats too funny...
Ok.. uh... I use'em when Im bout to get on my knees for doggy style stuff..... ((knees not like they use to be))
debit card
Buy stuff with it
coke can tabs
lol.. uh... I throw them in the trash...
Ok.. um... jock powder...rofl
Use it to "Toss the Salad" LMFAO :)))
Miracle grow
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on June 07, 2007, 03:15:27 PM
Use it to "Toss the Salad" LMFAO :)))
Miracle grow
lmfaoz so hard...omg.. tmi .... soo very funny
ok...um if viagra wont make it grow... I need a miracle grow product
vaseline
Make a mess :)))
camera
Take pictures of the "post of the day" lol
"fishing rod"
Go Fishing Fishing5.gif
Strawberries
Dip them in chocolate and feed them to my Boo <winkin>
bananas
Put them on a toasted peanut butter sandwich.
Weenie
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A pan
Quote from: Monkey on June 29, 2007, 09:14:50 AM
Ride it diving.gif
A pan
OMG Monkey... :@ Ride it? Your gonna ride it? :oo
Not me :))
cook in it
bed
Quote from: Tara on June 29, 2007, 09:26:06 AM
Quote from: Monkey on June 29, 2007, 09:14:50 AM
Ride it diving.gif
A pan
OMG Monkey... :@ Ride it? Your gonna ride it? :oo
:= <eyes got big> :OO Ride it where :o0 FAINTED....................
(https://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/BadgeMonkey/animatedmonkey.gif) here's a banana lemme see what you will do with it... lmfaoz
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on July 02, 2007, 08:43:41 AM
(https://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/BadgeMonkey/animatedmonkey.gif) here's a banana lemme see what you will do with it... lmfaoz
:oo :oo :oo
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on July 02, 2007, 08:57:02 AM
Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on July 02, 2007, 08:43:41 AM
(https://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/BadgeMonkey/animatedmonkey.gif) here's a banana lemme see what you will do with it... lmfaoz
:oo :oo :oo
camera.gif :)) :)) :)) :))
What can you do with it?
Q- Tip
Clean your ears
A postcard from Tokens :))
return to sender :))
bull rider
Try to hang on. :)))
A straw
shoot peas out of it
A quarter
Quote from: xgingerx on July 29, 2007, 08:48:43 AM
return to sender :))
You must be kiddin...didnt think I returned to sender your request for that sig you're still using...lol
Quote from: Monkey on July 29, 2007, 08:40:36 AM
Clean your ears
A postcard from Tokens :))
Post the contents on the forum so ev1 can see she's so sweet and miss even Monkey... lmfaoz
Post card from Monkey.... use it as toilet paper... rofl
Ok..ok.. a quarter.... uh....buy bubblegum.gif
50 Dollars
Pay my cell phone bill
Rubberbands
Put it on the head.... lol... make ponytails
Ketchup
Good on french fries (to those that like that)
Eraser
rub real hard on the skin to burn it off like an idiot!! (ahh remembering middle school)
a condom
Put water in it and throw it at Jeffy lol frankie.gif
Water gun
shoot Homer with the water gun!
jump rope
Jump rope--hmmm use it like a lasso to catch me a cowboy rofl
Broom
Broom---Sweep
Mascara
Mascara-- ur eyelashes
Paperclip
Poke Monkey in the :o0 with it.
Saran wrap
wrap leftover thanksgiving food
1 penny
Use it to pay to fill my gas tank up..lmao
Dictionary
use it to look up words like "love"
a condom
condom---hmmm --- make water balloons and throw it at Jeff
Tweezers
pluck my pubic hair
a clock
clock-- clock Jeff upside the head
hammer.... rofl
Hang up the pics i got of TmT on the wall
A Whoopie Cushion
rofl @Jeff
Well save the whoopie cushion for later tonight. l0c0 has plans that will make that cushion come in handy for "me"....
DoLL
doll - hug and cuddle and fall asleep with my doll
blow up doll
Quote from: jeffy on November 11, 2007, 05:59:12 AM
doll - hug and cuddle and fall asleep with my doll
blow up doll
lmfaoz No..no ...no.. that was exactly what my doll was, and you know it... rofl hard
Blow up doll-- um.. Wrap it up and give it to Jeff for Christmas.
Toothpaste
toothpaste - use it to brush my teeth
a brush
to use on the hair on your head...... if you have any lol
FLAG
Flag people that DO NOT use autos...lmfaoz
Whip
Whip TmT softly with my whip!
a remote
Remote--- hmmm Turn Jeffy on and off he's in a bad mood
Money
Spend it
White out
Blot out silly stuff... then it's invisible to me happy21.gif
Homer and Marge Simpson Costumes http://www.escapade.co.uk/ProductImages/Category_56/marge-th-1812.jpg
Have a yard sale
An eight track tape
You younger people probably don't even know what that is. :)))
look at it and laugh
Drum Set
Beat it
knitting needles
Oh my, I love knittin..knit a scarf weather38.gif
Drawin Pad
draw
safety pins
pin anything
ok.. um
6 inch Heels >>love to see Jeffy say wear'em<< lol
Wear them
Crystal ball
Look and see when Pogo will stop going down!
bobby pins
give'em away
blender
plug it in
empty egg carton
plant something in it
The thing you pull to start the lawnmower..yanno the string and the handle.
Start a lawnmower LOL
What can you do with a broken lightbulb
Cut myself probably.
What can you do with a empty shoebox
Store more junk i it.
What can you do with empty coke cans
Recycle them.
old bullet shells civilwar.gif
make a bracelet
shells
make a bikini top LOL
old rose petals
Make sachet bags rice
potpouri
shaver
shave Homer's head :-* :)))
shovel
bury it
ladder
Climb it
VCR
garbage disposal
tractor
Drive it
Parrot
Chat with it
Rifle
prop it in a corner and use it as a coat rack
a measuring cup with a hole in it.
Line my birdcage with it, because if we put down regular newspaper, she shreds it and throws it on the ground, but if we put shredded newspaper, she leaves it alone.
What would you do with empty toilet paper rolls?
put in my bird cage
what would you do with plastic bags newspaper comes in
Use them for pooper bags when walking the dogs.
What would you do with old, worn socks.
Toss it!
What would you do with empty egg cartons
cut it to make bells for the Christmas tree.
a eyeball
Could come in handy if you're playing marbles....
clipped toenails.. the part you have cut off.
make a voodoo curse
gourds
craft use for hair
empty beer cans
charcoal drawings
dried chicken bones
Confetti
mismatched silverware
mosaics
old suitcases
lil soap carvings
kleenex
wrap up for those unexpected/but have to be endured gift givings..lol
egg shells
This is for real....
Save the hair clippings, put them in an old nylon, cut a couple TINY holes in it and hang it from a tree. Birds use the hair to make nests.
avacado pits
stick toothpicks in them, hang in water, watch grow
stale potato chips
Landscape with them
Plant leaves
Use it for a scarecrow
Pencil nubs
Sell them on Ebay (they do everything else)
Stryofoam cups
Wash and reuse
Old books
Run over it.
Mail
Open it
Broken television
Throw it away
Glass of water
Drink it.
Photos
Take them.
Websites
Visit them.
Sunglasses
Keep the sun out of your eyes and look cool.
Jammies
Wear them all day
A deck of cards
make a bracelet
flower petals
Mix them with potting soil
Empty Pill bottles
Store items that never seem to have a place, such as: thumb tacks, paperclips, small nails, and picture hangers.
orange peel
Fill the cups with Jello or home made pudding
Empty plastic milk jugs
Make a very pretty mosaic panel for your backyard.
empty coffee cans
:## Break up your diabetic/medical syringes for proper disposal.
Old Purses
Empty pen casing can be used to safely protect a traditional thermometer; store beads; as a pirch in a bird cage; for marking seedlings in the garden; for stir sticks; as a glue applicator.
used greeting cards
Use to help protect any valuables when shipping or moving. Works great when you don't have the standard Styrofoam popcorn balls.
Old tents
Whip them at an ex as you drive by laughing at him.
Gun rack, but you have no gun. civilwar.gif
I remember when I was a Brownie we used old ice trays to grow tiny plants. So grow tiny plants.
Broken toe nail clippers
Clean dusty old silk flowers by swishing them around in soapy water. Let them dry.
Then you can use the silk flowers for a variety of projects: as decoration for a gift package, at the base of a candleholder, attached to a magnet or on a picture frame.
worn out blankets
Make Faux Faberge Jewelled Eggs
fireplace ashes
1. A coffee filter is just the right size for little hands to use to hold a sandwich.
2. Push the stick of a popsicle thru a coffee filter to catch the drips.
3. They are perfect for anything that requires a good once over for dust or dirt.
Box of broken candles
Remelt and make new ones?
The satellite dish they leave behind
Save the sexy calendar pictures of the FDNY and post in your work locker.
Old rabbit ears after you make the leap to cable or satelite.
I am picturing a toothpick log cabin on a rainy day when the power is out and you are bored enough to make a toothpick log cabin.
The bag of plastic grocery bags.
1. If you have at least one indoor cat and a litter box, you can line the box with a plastic grocery bag. Then, once the bag is dirty, just tie it up and place it in your garbage can.
2. Make great little bags to put dirty clothes or diapers in when you are traveling.
3. Line your trash can.
4. Use it as a glove. Slip a bag over each hand before you clean up a mess or tackle a sloppy project.
5. Use to put meat scraps in and then throw out.
half empty bottles of nail polish
Quote from: cherrypie on May 20, 2008, 11:57:36 AM
I am picturing a toothpick log cabin on a rainy day when the power is out and you are bored enough to make a toothpick log cabin.
I never could get that bored. I can always find some mischief to get into. :-\
Quote from: Squid on May 20, 2008, 12:45:11 PM
Polish your nails? hehehe
Totally empty bottles of nail polish :)))
Aren't you just a bundle of laughs today, as usual. :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Squid on May 20, 2008, 12:45:11 PM
Polish your nails? hehehe
Totally empty bottles of nail polish :)))
Fill the clean bottle with vegetable oil and paint your nails and cuticles several times a day.
Old carpet
I am picturing more mini plants.
The hanger halo 0: that you wore in your 6th grade play.
Use it for a vine plant to grow around on
The 6th grade play I played the Virgin Mary - went to a Catholic Boarding School lol
Old Keys
Hire a 12 old old to digitally remaster them for you.
The five year old case of diet chocolate soda that you left in the garage after the last diet disaster.
Give it to a neighbor you secretly hate, not revealing it expired a LONG time ago.
Forgot to add something.
The bottles of nail polish that you keep but can't open anymore because the tops are all encrusted with dried up nail polish.
I guess you could just throw those away... :)))
An empty egg carton?
Use them to hold paint or glue when you paint edge the house.
Old rectal thermomater :ox
I have 1 cat, but she doesnt like her litter box with plastic on it. just her litter. She will be 13 yrs in July. i watched part of her being born awwwwww lol. she was the runt & mostly all white & Mommy loves her, but really a little Dog lover too. :;'
Quote from: cherrypie on May 31, 2008, 09:21:46 AM
Use them to hold paint or glue when you paint edge the house.
Old rectal thermomater :ox
Break it and play with the mercury like I did as a kid? It is great fun..
old empty water bottles?
fill them with colored sand and fake flowers
What would you do with empty toilet paper rolls??
Cut them, lay them flat and let a kid use them to color on.
Dingy rags that no longer get clean enough to clean with.
:^*
Give to hubby for garage rags.
dry cleaners wire hangers
1. Store smaller Christmas ornaments
2. Protect fragile items during a move or when mailing packages
3. Store golf balls
4. Make seed-starting pots
5. Give them to a chicken farmer
old or outdated wigs
1. Make into a parrot toy by drilling a hole in the middle put it on a steel thread and place inside their cage, it will keep them quiet for hours.
2. Make into a toy for your cat or kitten, same principle, but use an easy moving string and suspend it from the ceiling, they will bat away at it for hours.
3. Use them to make a memory game. Put small circle stickers on the flat side with numbers or letters.
jigsaw puzzles
Quote from: Squid on June 17, 2008, 03:56:16 PM
Printer ink cartridges that CAN'T be recycled (many Epson cartridges, for example)
Drill holes through them, feed fish line though them, tie them to a clothes hanger and you have wind chimes!
Dead Roses
Bury them
Bottle caps
collect,trade,get points.
Pearls
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wear them
Empty plastic gallon jugs?
Use for Easter Baskets
empty pill bottles?
use for storing things ( buttons , coins ect )
old twist ties ( from bread )
Give them to my cats to play with
Old newspapers
Use them to smack your kids. :))
Pacifiers
Suck on them...
belt buckle
Use it for a door knocker
flower vase
Quote from: Tara on February 15, 2009, 06:17:12 PM
Use it for a door knocker
flower vase
put flowers in it
Duct tape
Duct Tape ~ Cover someone's mouth
old books
old books ~ Give to Goodwill
Money
Pay Bills girls18.gif girls18.gif girls18.gif
Envelopes
mail them
pennies
Spend them
Candles
Light Them
Coffee
drink it coffee.gif cardboard
Recyle it
Picture
Hang it on the wall
Flowers
plant them birds
watch em
blender
Make smoothies
Water
take a bath turnips impatience.gif impatience.gif
Cook them
pencil
write a letter
leftovers
Feed them to the dog
Pillows