You Might be a redneck if...
A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/fishing.jpg)
You need fashion tips from your husband...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/fashion.jpg)
You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...
(and how old is she? 12???)
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/wedding.jpg)
And your wedding cake looked like this...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/cake.jpg)
Your doghouse looks like this...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/doghouse.jpg)
Your pickup looks like this...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/truck.jpg)
You have a deer's butt for a door bell...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/doorbell.jpg)
You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/skiing.jpg)
And you DEFINITELY are a redneck&..
&.if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...
(https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249488/walmart.jpg)
The end& Nuff said&&&&&
omfg! Thats soooo funny! I love it! :)) :)) :))
:)) :)) :))
seen these before....but still are funny :)))