What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.
Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly guys would have someone to date.
Why are blonde jokes so stupid?
So brunettes can understand them.
What do u call a brunette who gets a call on a saturday night?
startled!!!
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Hey hey... that not fair... it's open season on blondes...
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