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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: Darling SilverDodger on April 10, 2007, 02:18:37 PM

Title: Drugs
Post by: Darling SilverDodger on April 10, 2007, 02:18:37 PM
I know some of you don't like jokes but I think this is funny so I thought I'd share it with the ones of you that do like them.
Destiny 

Subject: Drugs
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example:
The trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by the year 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
   
Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: swamp on April 10, 2007, 03:54:00 PM
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Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: kandykitty20012 on April 11, 2007, 12:39:32 AM
 :)))
Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: TmT on April 11, 2007, 06:55:48 AM
My fav is
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: renee on April 11, 2007, 09:37:20 AM
 :))
Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: Ms.Behavin on April 11, 2007, 10:08:10 AM
Quote from: Tokens  Master Tagger on April 11, 2007, 06:55:48 AM
My fav is
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
OMG! LMFAO!  :)) I didn't get it at first. Another blonde moment  ee2.gif
Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: Monkey on April 11, 2007, 10:11:55 AM
Quote from: SilverDodger on April 10, 2007, 02:18:37 PM

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

:)) :)) :))
Title: Re: Drugs
Post by: IndianLover on April 11, 2007, 03:48:13 PM
omg too funny! I needed that laugh, passed it right on to peeps I know.  :))